Chris
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Chris
@ceedubpdp.bsky.social
right here
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Kids say hurtful things and you kind of shrug it off as a parent but

it did sting today when my daughter told me she “is not really a Mariah Carey person”
October 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
September 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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some might say that a large portion of the republican party has radicalized itself away from basic competence, some others might say i'm trying to accelerate white genocide - nobody can say who's right here
September 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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“Our voucher school will absolutely make sure your child is learning. No, we don’t need to take the same test as your local public school to prove it to you.”
September 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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every day in the Ohio governor's race is just Vivek Ramaswamy smugly saying there are no cities in Ohio that start with C
September 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Per Kelsey Reichmann at @courthousenews.bsky.social, Supreme Court DENIES Trump’s emergency request to restrict mail-in ballots for midterm election. Alito and Thomas dissent.
September 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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The fact Donald Trump told his supporters last night to "Cheat like hell" in 2026 election BUT that isn't the headline nationwide shows you again how corporate media is complicit.
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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i respectfully never again want to see a piece asking how the left will pay for its policies
September 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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their thought process
September 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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It turns out that Netanyahu was warned, in shockingly specific terms, about October 7 — and not only chose to do nothing, but hid the warning from the people who could have stopped it www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Netanyahu got an explicit warning before Oct. 7. He didn't brief security chiefs
In September '23, UAE President bin Zayed called Netanyahu to deliver a harsh warning. Netanyahu did nothing. An extensive investigation, conducted for a new book, reveals the PM's failures surroundin...
www.haaretz.com
September 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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If I were the chair of the DNC and a Democratic gubernatorial candidate was attacked in the critical midterm election year, I’d probably highlight the fact that Donald Trump and the right have been stoking political violence for years with conspiracy bullshit and civil war rhetoric.
I’m relieved Dr. Acton is safe and keeping those who were injured at the Canfield Fair in my prayers.

Violence like this has no place in our politics.
BREAKING: Democratic Ohio gubernatorial candidate Dr. Amy Acton was attacked by an armed individual who lunged at her during a campaign event at the Canfield Fair near Youngstown. 1/
September 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
September 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it)
September 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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sincerely, fuck that
September 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
September 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Dale Sanders, whose trail name is Grey Beard, says he fell 71 times along the way, including while descending Killington in Vermont and just 200 yards from the finish in Maine.

Read more: https://ow.ly/Eyff50ZHG2e
September 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
August 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Uhhh… I know it's only been 15 minutes but I think that every reporter within a mile of Linda McMahon or Trump should be asking why the Department of Education posted a video gleefully comparing Trump to *literal Hitler*.
I'm going to let you guess which federal agency just posted this video. I'll put the answer in the replies.

(There's no way I would've guessed correctly if I hadn't seen it myself.)
August 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
Jesus Christ. All green card interviews worldwide are paused indefinitely
Trump administration issues pause on visa appointments for applicants worldwide reut.rs/45NtKHO
August 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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look, i understand everyone saying the WNBA should ban Enes Freedom Kanter from all arenas, but have you considered that would alienate the ten people at each Fever game who don't care about the sport or the league but just want to get attention?
August 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
August 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this awful team, and he's too old to be a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable.

But you've gotta admit: he's also absolutely terrible at football
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

The Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB.

Shedeur Sanders will be the backup.

Per Jordan Schultz.
August 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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actual insanity to start the guy nobody likes after he just hopped on a mic and actively told the fans he fucking hates them. todd monken might be the dumbest man alive
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

The Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB.

Shedeur Sanders will be the backup.

Per Jordan Schultz.
August 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Open access... until the free flowing VC cash runs out and then you have to pay through the nose for the product that they made by using the work of millions of artists without consent or compensation. "Democratising" "art" by putting it in the control of like 5 corporations.
August 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM