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Prophet of Gunk
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novice seer, experienced toucher, studying blood wizardry
grace is grease, adults are children, data is both sacred and profane
"It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love."
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The CDC and partners “implemented air monitoring for pathogen surveillance in congregate areas at four U.S. international airports. From October 2023 to August 2024, SARS-CoV-2 was detected by PCR in 98.3% of air samples.”

We desperately need indoor air cleaning measures. Til then: 😷
VERY important paper!
This study detected SARS-CoV-2 in the air of common areas of 4 big US airports. SARS-CoV-2 detected in 98% of samples through the year. Influenza A was found during flu season.
That’s why you want to wear an N95 respirator in an airport! And all indoor public spaces all year!
Multimodal genomic surveillance for respiratory pathogens at four U.S. international airports: A comparison of air, wastewater, clinical, and national surveillance data
Early detection of outbreaks and emerging pathogens is critical for public health and global biosecurity. Airports, as major international travel hubs with dense, enclosed populations, are high-risk s...
journals.plos.org
September 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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sorcerers are adhd coded. wizards are autism coded. (takes huge bong rip) warlocks? ocd coded
May 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The old Stephen Jay Gould quote—"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."—applies equally to baseball
Crazy you could just have a roofer who can casually throw triple digits and never know
September 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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listen she's had a fever of a hundred and three for millions of years. you should have checked it to see ages ago
September 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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so wait if we post this meme as descriptive of the situation is that bad?
September 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I'm trying! it's rough out here
September 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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literal lol
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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This is heartbreaking, and I think the correct angle of attack. Prisoners’ rights are broadly unpopular, so focus on the collateral damage. Their kids didn’t do anything to deserve this.
Children Deserve the Right to Hug Their Incarcerated Parents
Forty years after my family fought for the right for me to hug my mother in prison, children are still being denied the same human connection.
www.currentaffairs.org
September 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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The wizard repairs a grimoire.
September 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Me too bitch, you're not special.
September 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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It's eat or be eaten ⭐

#Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
September 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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[insane] girl who doesn't say a word for 17 years finally speaking and it's to talk about her vore fetish is the most transgender Samus has been since the devs called her a newhalf in the 90s
September 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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every time someone here gets banned for some cartoon sex artwork, i imagine something like this
September 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Happy to oblige
September 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Inflation adjusted, the typical middle aged American worker makes less now than their great grandparents did in the run up to the stock market crash of 1929
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track.

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
September 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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it's cool how theres three career paths for trans women and theyre all variations on Charlie Work
April 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
When my wife’s Meta algorithms sniffed out that she’s pregnant a bunch of medical crankery started aggressively filing into her Facebook and Instagram feeds. “MAHA moms” happen because there is a lot of money being spent strategically preying on women going through a stressful experience.
September 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Whenever I see one of these extremely niche but shockingly in depth wikipedia articles I check the revisions because there's usually some intensely dedicated and opinionated writers arguing in extremely funny ways
September 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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it is Labor Day, and you know what that means
September 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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geologists 🤝 siscon
relative dating
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Wake up dummy

Animation by NilililN25 for Pokémon Sleep
August 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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fuck, marry, kill, hire, imprison, confide in, hold hands with, try to look at her eyes again without her noticing, pick up from the airport even though you had a really busy week and don't really have time to spare, swallow whole, bury in the woods, exhume from the peat bog, become, destroy, forget
May 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM