kani
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🍉 they/them | severely brainrotted | EN/CN ok | #wol for gposes
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Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
October 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
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Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
October 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
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💠GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!🐱
get a G'raha plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
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2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: tell me (without spoilers!) when exactly you fell in love with this cat boy. mine was during the EW patches
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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get a G'raha plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
1) Follow me here on bsky!
2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: tell me (without spoilers!) when exactly you fell in love with this cat boy. mine was during the EW patches
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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August 28, 2026 at 8:28 AM
💠GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!🐱
get a G'raha plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
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2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: tell me (without spoilers!) when exactly you fell in love with this cat boy. mine was during the EW patches
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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get a G'raha plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
1) Follow me here on bsky!
2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: tell me (without spoilers!) when exactly you fell in love with this cat boy. mine was during the EW patches
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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⚔️GIVEAWAY TIME!!!🛡️
get a Haurchefant plushie for FREE!!!
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Optional: Comment your funniest Vault story. Mine is saying that Zephirin was cute, moments before cs happened.
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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get a Haurchefant plushie for FREE!!!
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2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: Comment your funniest Vault story. Mine is saying that Zephirin was cute, moments before cs happened.
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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August 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
⚔️GIVEAWAY TIME!!!🛡️
get a Haurchefant plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
1) Follow me here on bsky!
2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: Comment your funniest Vault story. Mine is saying that Zephirin was cute, moments before cs happened.
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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get a Haurchefant plushie for FREE!!!
How to Enter:
1) Follow me here on bsky!
2) Like and RT this post!
Optional: Comment your funniest Vault story. Mine is saying that Zephirin was cute, moments before cs happened.
Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026!
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They should invent an ADHD that lets you
August 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
They should invent an ADHD that lets you
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Holy shit, RPR is kinda serving?!
Those animations are fucking smooth what the hell?
Gonna play that job more often........ for the gameplay of course
Those animations are fucking smooth what the hell?
Gonna play that job more often........ for the gameplay of course
July 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, RPR is kinda serving?!
Those animations are fucking smooth what the hell?
Gonna play that job more often........ for the gameplay of course
Those animations are fucking smooth what the hell?
Gonna play that job more often........ for the gameplay of course
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'ff14 isnt that hard'
ive been staring for 4 days now to a boss that lifts his sword to the right, begins a 5 second cast named 'Right-Left cleave', while shouting 'DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND TO MY RIGHT FIRST AND THEN MY LEFT', and people keep dying to that mechanic every single time
ive been staring for 4 days now to a boss that lifts his sword to the right, begins a 5 second cast named 'Right-Left cleave', while shouting 'DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND TO MY RIGHT FIRST AND THEN MY LEFT', and people keep dying to that mechanic every single time
August 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
'ff14 isnt that hard'
ive been staring for 4 days now to a boss that lifts his sword to the right, begins a 5 second cast named 'Right-Left cleave', while shouting 'DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND TO MY RIGHT FIRST AND THEN MY LEFT', and people keep dying to that mechanic every single time
ive been staring for 4 days now to a boss that lifts his sword to the right, begins a 5 second cast named 'Right-Left cleave', while shouting 'DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND TO MY RIGHT FIRST AND THEN MY LEFT', and people keep dying to that mechanic every single time
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December 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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I'm Your Nintendog and I'm Still Okay 🐾
Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕
🧵 1/4
Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕
🧵 1/4
July 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm Your Nintendog and I'm Still Okay 🐾
Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕
🧵 1/4
Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕
🧵 1/4
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Honestly I could be saying this about so many studios right now.
Capitalists are the dumbest fucking people in the world, they don't even know how their own economic system works.
It's all a rush for a quick high, never a long term one and we all suffer for it.
Capitalists are the dumbest fucking people in the world, they don't even know how their own economic system works.
It's all a rush for a quick high, never a long term one and we all suffer for it.
July 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Honestly I could be saying this about so many studios right now.
Capitalists are the dumbest fucking people in the world, they don't even know how their own economic system works.
It's all a rush for a quick high, never a long term one and we all suffer for it.
Capitalists are the dumbest fucking people in the world, they don't even know how their own economic system works.
It's all a rush for a quick high, never a long term one and we all suffer for it.
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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
March 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEAVENSWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
June 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEAVENSWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
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No more calling it "friendslop". They're co-op/multiplayer games.
Friendslop is a terribly degrading term used by miserable, friendless basement dwellers who have ever only played FPS while yelling slurs at some kid.
Especially sad when the games are fun, engaging, and done with true care.
Friendslop is a terribly degrading term used by miserable, friendless basement dwellers who have ever only played FPS while yelling slurs at some kid.
Especially sad when the games are fun, engaging, and done with true care.
June 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
No more calling it "friendslop". They're co-op/multiplayer games.
Friendslop is a terribly degrading term used by miserable, friendless basement dwellers who have ever only played FPS while yelling slurs at some kid.
Especially sad when the games are fun, engaging, and done with true care.
Friendslop is a terribly degrading term used by miserable, friendless basement dwellers who have ever only played FPS while yelling slurs at some kid.
Especially sad when the games are fun, engaging, and done with true care.
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The next time someone says America has no culture, you show them this video.
June 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The next time someone says America has no culture, you show them this video.
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they are making a trans rights tower of babel
June 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
they are making a trans rights tower of babel
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"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
June 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything
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When I started playing this game, I couldn't stop.
It's interesting in the fact that it shows good writing doesn't have to be intricate prose or long pages of lore. It can be a few evocative words said at the right time, ringing as clear as a bell. You'll find something special here.
It's interesting in the fact that it shows good writing doesn't have to be intricate prose or long pages of lore. It can be a few evocative words said at the right time, ringing as clear as a bell. You'll find something special here.
June 20, 2026 at 9:06 PM
When I started playing this game, I couldn't stop.
It's interesting in the fact that it shows good writing doesn't have to be intricate prose or long pages of lore. It can be a few evocative words said at the right time, ringing as clear as a bell. You'll find something special here.
It's interesting in the fact that it shows good writing doesn't have to be intricate prose or long pages of lore. It can be a few evocative words said at the right time, ringing as clear as a bell. You'll find something special here.
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am i allowed to tack my own tumblr post onto something on here
like we're not allowed to have subtext or symbolism or anything truly artistic. because we all have to wait for the dullest and slowest reader to understand. can't leave anyone behind or dare to trust the audience.
like we're not allowed to have subtext or symbolism or anything truly artistic. because we all have to wait for the dullest and slowest reader to understand. can't leave anyone behind or dare to trust the audience.
June 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
am i allowed to tack my own tumblr post onto something on here
like we're not allowed to have subtext or symbolism or anything truly artistic. because we all have to wait for the dullest and slowest reader to understand. can't leave anyone behind or dare to trust the audience.
like we're not allowed to have subtext or symbolism or anything truly artistic. because we all have to wait for the dullest and slowest reader to understand. can't leave anyone behind or dare to trust the audience.
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I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
June 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
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Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
June 20, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
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I’m very much for disrupting these centers, but don’t do it with invasive plants that can and will destroy the local ecosystem. Find alternatives that are native to your area, please! Care for the land while causing chaos!
Oh
Please Share
We wouldn't want any problems
Please Share
We wouldn't want any problems
June 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m very much for disrupting these centers, but don’t do it with invasive plants that can and will destroy the local ecosystem. Find alternatives that are native to your area, please! Care for the land while causing chaos!