Max Johnson
banner
maxjthinks.bsky.social
Max Johnson
@maxjthinks.bsky.social
Used to perform with a popular close-harmony quartet. Rational Socialist. Rejoiner. Cooking, Chinese food, reading, walking, art, aviation, dogs, music, quiet pubs, politics, games.
Reposted by Max Johnson
And my milk 🤨 (I remember 🤬)
She stole my milk too 🤬

#MemeForToday
October 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
An ancient and magical amber bear 🐻 ✨

Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea.

National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen
📷 by me

#Archaeology
September 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Look on my works, ye mighty
September 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
September 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
September 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Ed Sheeran made things worse last night:
-"I'm sorry" (Doesn't say for what)
-"The conflict is so complex. The most complex situation on the planet" (It's not. None of what is happening in Palestine is complex. Anyone can look at it and see it's wrong on the face of it.)
September 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
September 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
September 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
So damn wrong on so many levels 😡
September 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Vasilij Kandinskij. Superficial-Profundo. 1930
September 19, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
But we have to be Albania. Every day. 24 hours. Who’s committed? Cause that’s what’s required.
September 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Swans might have one of the most underrated landing techniques in the animal kingdom.

Original post
September 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Arresting RNLI volunteers and impounding their boats, is it, you walking scrotum-sack of a man?
September 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Cartoon by Nick Anderson
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
tonymurray1964

You see, Richard, your problem is that Reform is, basically, a bunch of horrible bastards doing horrible bastard things in a conspicuously horrible bastard way.
In general, people don't like horrible bastards.
I hope that's cleared things up for you Richard, you horrible bastard.
September 19, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Ratcliffe voted to leave our biggest trading partners to disastrous results - now leaving the sinking ship he voted for!!!
Why does the BBC have as one of its lead news stories this morning another Britain-hating interview with Jim 'the UK has been colonised by immigrants' Ratcliffe? What public interest is this serving?
September 19, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Mr Brexit, who buggered off out of the UK and ended up in the tax haven, Monte Carlo. The man who switched from Wales to France, the manufacture his Grenadier 4x4 vehicles. He's very loyal to the UK isn't he?.😮😠
September 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Yeah it's called Brexit Jim ... you know that thing you supported even though you live in Monaco you hypocritical fuckwit.
September 19, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
I would love to ask a prominent BBC journalist to give me an example of an illegitimate concern. Is seems to me that it has become a question not of fact, logic, or ethics but of volume. If a big enough proportion of a village was anxious about Bigfoot or Chemtrails, BBC would cover it in a way...
September 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home.

Original post
September 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
PSA: Baggjng your dog’s poop and leaving the bag of poop behind does NOT count as cleaning up after your dog.
September 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
MAGA War.

Pentagon inspector general says $22.3B spent on Iran war munitions has caused "strategic inventory shortfalls."

If US could have provided those wasted munitions in Iran to Ukraine - we would effectively stalled Russian progress and not ended with a quagmire or staring at a political
September 16, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Nigel Farage said he wanted its councillors to demonstrate how a Reform government would run the UK.

It seems that the chaos erupting before our very eyes is a very accurate representation of what a Reform UK government would look like...
Reform UK 'In Complete Meltdown' After Three More Councillors Quit Party
It came on the same day that Reform’s leader in Wales quit after being arrested for assault.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
September 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Reposted by Max Johnson
Just when you thought you couldn't hate private equity anymore...

'The energy portfolios of 20 private equity firms worth £7.3tn, produce 1.5bn tons of greenhouse gases a year, more than the annual emissions of any country except China, the US, India and Russia.'
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
World’s top 20 private equity firms produce more greenhouse gases a year than most countries, report finds
Firms manage $7.3tn in assets and could afford to transition away from fossil fuels yet invest in natural gas and coal-fired plants to power datacenters
www.theguardian.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Max Johnson
A rare survival from Neolithic Cumbria some 5,000 years ago!

A polished greenstone axehead, quarried in the Langdales, with its original wooden handle preserved!

Found at Ehenside Tarn in 1869, it is the only hafted Neolithic axe known from England to date!

📷 by me

#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
August 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM