Seanbaby
@seanbaby.bsky.social
Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
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@seanbaby.bsky.social found an exercise video for breathing. It's all the rage now, but in the 90's no one was doing it! Learn about the woman who invented breathing for weight loss today on the site. 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/lear...
October 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social found an exercise video for breathing. It's all the rage now, but in the 90's no one was doing it! Learn about the woman who invented breathing for weight loss today on the site. 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/lear...
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This Teamworking Day @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are playing The Gregg Ortiz Lifetime Doll Award Best Friend Match Game. The winner is all of us because this sacrifice will appease the dolls for another year. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/team...
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
This Teamworking Day @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are playing The Gregg Ortiz Lifetime Doll Award Best Friend Match Game. The winner is all of us because this sacrifice will appease the dolls for another year. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/team...
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Get in loser, we're regaining our virginity! @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a confusing comedy book about virgins. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/fuck...
September 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Get in loser, we're regaining our virginity! @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a confusing comedy book about virgins. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/fuck...
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The Secret Man Episode 2 is out today! It's called The Piss Meeting With Napoleon Blownapart, so that's pretty self-explanatory. on.soundcloud.com/DRXa60EBK2q6...
The Secret Men: Part 2 - The Piss Meeting with Napoleon Blownapart
Napoleon Blownapart joins the DOGGZZONE to enter the DUXZZONE! It's more mayhem, madness, and lies on this second episode of the Secret Men. We're still workshopping titles. Is JAMFEETS better?
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August 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The Secret Man Episode 2 is out today! It's called The Piss Meeting With Napoleon Blownapart, so that's pretty self-explanatory. on.soundcloud.com/DRXa60EBK2q6...
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No I think we proved you can have too many karate hunks.
Because you can never have too many karate hunks, here's part two of @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social's annual karate hunk off. 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/team...
July 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
No I think we proved you can have too many karate hunks.
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@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social proudly present the third annual 1900Hotdog Karate Hunk-Off! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/team...
July 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social proudly present the third annual 1900Hotdog Karate Hunk-Off! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/team...
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We actually did it! The all Frank Dux Podcast series drops today. Check out The Secret Man with @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/R5NEslW2FDSv...
The Secret Men: Part 1 - The Sex Brush with Jason Pargin
FINALLY! The DOGGZZONE gives you what you truly want... an ALL FRANK DUX PODCAST SERIES.
Jason Pargin, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway brave the blood stained pages of "The Secret Man" in what may be th
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July 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
We actually did it! The all Frank Dux Podcast series drops today. Check out The Secret Man with @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/R5NEslW2FDSv...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social makes the thrilling world of bull semen advertising into a board game today on 1900Hotdog.com! The board game is called Semen Blasters. We're trying to get it into Costco, please support. 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/fuck...
July 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social makes the thrilling world of bull semen advertising into a board game today on 1900Hotdog.com! The board game is called Semen Blasters. We're trying to get it into Costco, please support. 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/fuck...
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If you've ever wondered what the heck a 1900HotDog is, and why I work for them, here's a sample. It's like the glory days of the internet, before it all went to Hell in a handbasket.
Upsetting Day: Shaq's Digital Necrophilia🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
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July 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
If you've ever wondered what the heck a 1900HotDog is, and why I work for them, here's a sample. It's like the glory days of the internet, before it all went to Hell in a handbasket.
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The downside of being a guy who both knows a lot about Marvel comics and is friends with Seanbaby is that when he wants to talk about the most boring episode of THE INCREDIBLE HULK ever, you're at the top of a very short list. And yet, this is the best thing on the internet today—go listen!
Our horse miniseries is wrapping up today on the Dogg ZZone. @bryanstratton.com joins @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social for one last ride into the sunset. on.soundcloud.com/2eMiDlbFSrOm...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 286, Horse Theme 9000: Hulk with Bryan Stratton
It's the end of an era. Finally. Bryan Stratton joins Seanbaby and Robert Brockway for a lack luster send off to 80's horse themed episodes, all to the tune of a very sad David Banner trotting away in
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July 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The downside of being a guy who both knows a lot about Marvel comics and is friends with Seanbaby is that when he wants to talk about the most boring episode of THE INCREDIBLE HULK ever, you're at the top of a very short list. And yet, this is the best thing on the internet today—go listen!
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@seanbaby.bsky.social will teach you the best way to knife a man in Sicily. That is the Hotdog guarantee! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/punc...
July 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social will teach you the best way to knife a man in Sicily. That is the Hotdog guarantee! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/punc...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social needs to tell you about the novelization of Fantasy And Romance The Board game. A two lover adventure now for one! 😉 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/fuck...
June 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social needs to tell you about the novelization of Fantasy And Romance The Board game. A two lover adventure now for one! 😉 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/fuck...
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Everybody run! @seanbaby.bsky.social wrote about The Ultimate Sex Maniacs Joke Book. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/upse...
June 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Everybody run! @seanbaby.bsky.social wrote about The Ultimate Sex Maniacs Joke Book. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/upse...
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It's Teamworking day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social compete for happiness points in a high-stakes new game called Tidbit Wasteland. The only winner is you, oh wait, I'm hearing no one wins actually. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/team...
June 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It's Teamworking day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social compete for happiness points in a high-stakes new game called Tidbit Wasteland. The only winner is you, oh wait, I'm hearing no one wins actually. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/team...
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@brockway.bsky.social is back in the Dogg zZone with @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @cdi.bsky.social for...revenge? My notes just say revenge. Enjoy! on.soundcloud.com/ODv3NqdZ0Jpv...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 281, Get Even with Mark Mahoney
Ahh sweet revenge, the kind one can only truly appreciate through years of civil litigation! Join Robert Brockway, Seanbaby and special guest Mark Mahoney as we learn about the finer points of getting
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June 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
@brockway.bsky.social is back in the Dogg zZone with @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @cdi.bsky.social for...revenge? My notes just say revenge. Enjoy! on.soundcloud.com/ODv3NqdZ0Jpv...
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i wrote about an incredibly strange episode of GI Joe involving melting faces, merwives, and near-constant screaming. but of course i couldn't just describe it, so here's a fictional text adventure game based on it. also Steve Gerber's soul is trapped in the game 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/nerd...
May 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i wrote about an incredibly strange episode of GI Joe involving melting faces, merwives, and near-constant screaming. but of course i couldn't just describe it, so here's a fictional text adventure game based on it. also Steve Gerber's soul is trapped in the game 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/nerd...
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This can't be right. I'm being told @seanbaby.bsky.social has prepared The Toots N Tom Incel Cat Super Quiz for you today, and that you should take it with your small, fat hands? Huh. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/fuck...
May 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This can't be right. I'm being told @seanbaby.bsky.social has prepared The Toots N Tom Incel Cat Super Quiz for you today, and that you should take it with your small, fat hands? Huh. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/fuck...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us Baby Rapper, a 90's CGI baby dancing to Beatles songs, even though we specifically asked him not to. Never show us Baby Rapper, we begged but he did anyway. Look at it! 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/upse...
May 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us Baby Rapper, a 90's CGI baby dancing to Beatles songs, even though we specifically asked him not to. Never show us Baby Rapper, we begged but he did anyway. Look at it! 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/upse...
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Today @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a children's book written by your favorite Christian magician who also wrote a clown detective novel about virgins eating beans. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/lear...
May 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Today @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a children's book written by your favorite Christian magician who also wrote a clown detective novel about virgins eating beans. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/lear...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social is finally publishing his 13 times rejected (so far) Power Punch II manuscript for the acclaimed Nintendo Adventure Book Series, tentatively titled Star Punch These Space Fucks (final name TBD). 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/punc...
May 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social is finally publishing his 13 times rejected (so far) Power Punch II manuscript for the acclaimed Nintendo Adventure Book Series, tentatively titled Star Punch These Space Fucks (final name TBD). 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/punc...
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Today @seanbaby.bsky.social covers Full Contact Magick, a book written by a witch cop. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...
April 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Today @seanbaby.bsky.social covers Full Contact Magick, a book written by a witch cop. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to discuss Prince Interactive, a 1994 video game that takes place either on the planet where Prince is from, inside Prince's memory palace, or in his body. It's not sure. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/team...
April 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to discuss Prince Interactive, a 1994 video game that takes place either on the planet where Prince is from, inside Prince's memory palace, or in his body. It's not sure. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/team...
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new @1900hotdog.bsky.social article from me in which i read a terrible short story by a horny, carnivorous old man. thank whisky-drinking space monster, it's FREE 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...
April 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
new @1900hotdog.bsky.social article from me in which i read a terrible short story by a horny, carnivorous old man. thank whisky-drinking space monster, it's FREE 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...
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@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you a commercial of endless hype that aired once and then never, ever again. He found and preserved this powerful artifact just for you! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...
April 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you a commercial of endless hype that aired once and then never, ever again. He found and preserved this powerful artifact just for you! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...