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Chain Bear
@stuartcb.bsky.social
You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.
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Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year.
things can only get worse with a northern accent
September 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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I’ve just listened to the preview and OH MY GOD the reading is so very very hot! Absolutely panting-dampening hot.

If you’re not already subscribed, then get on that *now*: www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...
September 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Genuinely - *genuinely* - thought this was a @theonion.com headline. Holy shit.
September 19, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Refrigerator — Alex Colville, 1977
Acrylic polymer emulsion on hardboard
September 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Humaning.
September 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
September 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Struggling to think how anyone living or working in a seaside community would even consider doing this to RNLI volunteers aka THEIR OWN NEIGHBOURS WHO WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO SAVE THEM FROM DROWNING WHEN THE CALL CAME IN
What on earth is happening?
September 18, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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What on earth is happening?
September 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading.

Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Threads is my favorite social media app that constantly shows me posts that make me feel like I'm having a stroke
September 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later
September 16, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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September 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Some of those that work forces

Are the same that fuck horses
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My "I am not complicit" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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My daughter’s latest masterpiece
September 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Hey team, when the AI bubble collapses, what are we going to do with all the empty data centres? I vote we turn at least one of them into a giant soft play.
September 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Today in 'blog posts I wrote because I'm going through some shit': why riding my bike helps me inhabit a feeling that nothing else in life has ever given me.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/called-... #cycling #bikes

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social that I really want a print of for my flat.
September 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM