#Adobe's
April 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My god, we disintegrated Adobe's head of social media
So fun fact!

I went to see if that guy's account was still around, and... unless I got the wrong one, it's *gone*.

bsky.app/profile/jare...
April 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
A gentle breeze rocks the house of cards.
December 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM
It doesn’t beat Adobe’s.
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
🕯️ Summoning Adobe’s bankruptcy 🕯️
July 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
adobe's continued tradition of having all the cherry-picked advertising images for firefly look absolutely dogshit is so funny
March 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Who’s gonna tell her?

+
April 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
one thing a.i. damn sure can’t do is buy your products lol
December 15, 2024 at 4:44 AM
fixed it
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Fuckin Adobe’s been in maintenance mode for years now.
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
makes you think
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Adobe's innovative business strategy of "pay us $39.99 a month so we can steal your work"
March 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Have a billion people already pointed out how Adobe's OG tweet was 100% AI? Just incase, I will.
Lmao

Witness, comrades! The Adobe Monolith can be obliterated via shit post

(bless you @megzavala.bsky.social )
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This week I learned Photoshop can slut-shame. So I spent a video testing Adobe's moderation system, seeing what triggers it, and discovering that Photoshop may be judging my outfits harder than half the internet - youtu.be/sWcnBBrJ5cw
June 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Certainly not Adobe's cowardice.
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Adobe's head of social surprised at the response they got here.

I truly don't see how.
April 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
August 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
the best time to pirate all of adobe's software is a decade ago.
the second best time to pirate all of adobe's software is today.
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
an old experiment I did with Adobe Fresco's on the Ipad (basically adobe's response to procreate) while I experiment with its animation features, as well as after effects mix media.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Adobe's software (generally) vs Adobe's business practices
May 21, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I've noticed that Adobe's new buzzword for AI slop is "ideation." They love to pepper it everywhere.
January 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The collective “Girl, fuck you!” to Adobe’s first Bluesky post was an incredible sight to see. Good job everybody.
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
yesterday really confirmed for me that BlueSky is going to be my internet home base for the foreseeable. Feeling such a surge of solidarity as a community around rejecting Adobe's inroads...I like you people
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
fastpass upgrade mamdani to president so he can split a hydrogen atom in adobe's offices
Zohran Mamdani and the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection have announced a "Click to Cancel" rule.

The rule would make NYC the first city in the nation to ban subscription traps and force companies to make it just as easy to cancel subscriptions as it is to enroll.
April 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM