#Ant&Dec
It isn’t Ant and Dec Saturday Night Takeaway bad. Or I Love My Country bad. But fucking dreadful all the same.
October 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
What if ant and dec were called ant and gonism and they hated each other
October 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
ant & dec are the real traitors
October 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
At this point Putin is like Ant & Dec whispering crazy things to say or do into the ear of their controlled celebrity.
What could possibly go wrong…. 🤡🤡🤡
October 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
You missed out on a good one. Danny Dyer parachuted in with his goons Ant and Dec, then fought hand to hand with Claudia Winkleman. Everyone made a knife shaped cake with the Bake-Off team, but the traitors had to hide a real knife in their cakes. Richard E Grant then actually murdered someone
October 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It was a period of Saturday morning hangovers, Ant, Dec, Cat Deely, various kids shows and lying on the couch eating bacon and drinking tea for most of the day.
No mobile phone or computer, just reading the paper and sleeping.
Simpler times!
October 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
My fantasy top ten traitors.
Kim Philby
Judas
Lucifer
Brutus
Guy Fawkes
Quisling
Wormtongue
Fredo Corleone
Des Lynam
Ant and Dec
#Traitors
October 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Do they put the spiders in there now ? Wheres Ant & Dec #traitors
October 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Here's a Picture that bound to give Nightmares to some folk

Bert and Ernie

Or

Ant and Dec?

(Yes I'm fully aware I've borrowed the picture but on Here if you post it publicly it's Fair Game)
October 1, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Happy Spooky Season!

(Not sure if Bert & Ernie or Ant & Dec)
October 1, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Stomping is definitely a weakness for Ant-Man.

So is his love for playing Twister on flypaper!
October 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Luke Woodhouse looks like Ant and Dec #thedarts
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Wtf the fuck happened to Ant and Dec
September 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I'll be pitching this to the BBC on Monday.
September 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Steve Lamacq wrote in his autobiography that Zoe Ball and Ant & Dec also guest presented The Evening Session.
September 30, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Neither are proper celebrities but Colleen Rooney and Rebecca Vardy. Despite the wall to wall coverage of that stupid case, I have no idea which is which. At least Ant and Dec have the decency to always stand on a specific side so you can remember which is which.
September 30, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Let's get ready to rumble | Ant and Dec |
September 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Well in that case my answer to the original question is 'Ant and Dec' and 'PJ and Duncan'.
September 30, 2026 at 7:23 AM
That’s not Ant and Dec, that’s lost 90s indie legends PJ and Duncan.
September 30, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Ant & Dec make it easy for you by always standing in alphabetical order, left to right, from the viewer's perspective.

Image search them and you'll see it's true.
September 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Jedward.

And obviously nobody but their wives knows which one is Ant & which one is Dec.
September 30, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I love Ant & Dec - by far the best hosts on any Got Talent show.
September 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The Hill I Will Die On The BBC never recovered after it canceled The Innocence Project

The Hill I Will Die On We Need To Bring Back At Least A Years' Wait Between A Movie Coming Out In The Cinema And A Home Release

The Hill I Will Die On Ant & Dec Must Apologise For Not Wrecking The Mike
September 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The reason that PAC resonated so much with me:

I'm from rural-ish north-east England, and as a general rule we don't have many famous people, and we get lumped in with Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. As a result, I found the cultural touchstones cringe and buffoonish- Ant & Dec, Sarah Millican, that awful 1/
September 28, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Yes it is the very same Ant and Dec don't ask why they're still alive somehow.
September 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM