I called the "Bongo and Kash"
April 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I called the "Bongo and Kash"
Remember when they kept arresting the wrong guy after Charlie got Jerked and Kash and Bongo just couldn't stop fucking up?
Yeah THOSE guys aren't false flagging anything except the cuck chair
Yeah THOSE guys aren't false flagging anything except the cuck chair
April 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Remember when they kept arresting the wrong guy after Charlie got Jerked and Kash and Bongo just couldn't stop fucking up?
Yeah THOSE guys aren't false flagging anything except the cuck chair
Yeah THOSE guys aren't false flagging anything except the cuck chair
Ditto Kash, Bongo, Blanche, and many others
February 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Ditto Kash, Bongo, Blanche, and many others
It occurs to me that Kash (and bongo, and Pammie, and others) know exactly what, and who, is in the Epstein files - which seems to make it problematic for trump to fire them.
February 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It occurs to me that Kash (and bongo, and Pammie, and others) know exactly what, and who, is in the Epstein files - which seems to make it problematic for trump to fire them.
Bongo & Kash romantic comedy coming soon...
My predictions on Trump staff exodus post-midterms:
Noem, Gabbard, and Patel.
They’re all on borrowed time. And they all have social media opportunities they want to get back to that will be far more lucrative.
Noem, Gabbard, and Patel.
They’re all on borrowed time. And they all have social media opportunities they want to get back to that will be far more lucrative.
February 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Bongo & Kash romantic comedy coming soon...
The weirdest thing to me so far was seeing Bongo interviewing Kash on his podcast yesterday as though Kash wasn't his boss and the two of them, together, were running the FBI six months ago, until Bongo quit to go back to lying on his podcast. It seriously broke a part of my brain.
February 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The weirdest thing to me so far was seeing Bongo interviewing Kash on his podcast yesterday as though Kash wasn't his boss and the two of them, together, were running the FBI six months ago, until Bongo quit to go back to lying on his podcast. It seriously broke a part of my brain.
Bongo and Kash are a tag team of stupidity.
February 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bongo and Kash are a tag team of stupidity.
Just look at these two worthless fucking losers. Two complete wastes of life. Bongo saw the actual facts and quit to go back to fantasy land rather than do any one single good thing and Kash thinks the job of FBI Director is finally having a hot girlfriend who hates him and posting memes.
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Just look at these two worthless fucking losers. Two complete wastes of life. Bongo saw the actual facts and quit to go back to fantasy land rather than do any one single good thing and Kash thinks the job of FBI Director is finally having a hot girlfriend who hates him and posting memes.
Bongo and Kash, together again.
February 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Bongo and Kash, together again.
Dan Bongo should ask Kash if they’ve got any leads in the Guthrie case
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Dan Bongo should ask Kash if they’ve got any leads in the Guthrie case
The Bondi and Nutlick hearings show how desperate they are to cover the whole thing up.
Drag Bongo and Kash in next. Let them lie and throw fits, too.
Ask them why they redacted Trump's name? Ask them how many hours of overtime it cost the taxpayers? Ask them who else's name(s) they covered up?
Drag Bongo and Kash in next. Let them lie and throw fits, too.
Ask them why they redacted Trump's name? Ask them how many hours of overtime it cost the taxpayers? Ask them who else's name(s) they covered up?
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The Bondi and Nutlick hearings show how desperate they are to cover the whole thing up.
Drag Bongo and Kash in next. Let them lie and throw fits, too.
Ask them why they redacted Trump's name? Ask them how many hours of overtime it cost the taxpayers? Ask them who else's name(s) they covered up?
Drag Bongo and Kash in next. Let them lie and throw fits, too.
Ask them why they redacted Trump's name? Ask them how many hours of overtime it cost the taxpayers? Ask them who else's name(s) they covered up?
So are Bongo and Kash. They've seen it all, too.
The first thing Bongo did was have Trump as a guest on his podcast after leaving the FBI. These people are morally bankrupt.
The first thing Bongo did was have Trump as a guest on his podcast after leaving the FBI. These people are morally bankrupt.
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
So are Bongo and Kash. They've seen it all, too.
The first thing Bongo did was have Trump as a guest on his podcast after leaving the FBI. These people are morally bankrupt.
The first thing Bongo did was have Trump as a guest on his podcast after leaving the FBI. These people are morally bankrupt.
Kash: “Bongo, I know you don’t work here anymore but have you still got that badge I gave you?”
Bongino: “They took it from me when they brought me in”
Kash: “Fuck. All right let me make some calls. I want to bring you back in on this one buddy”
Bongino: “They took it from me when they brought me in”
Kash: “Fuck. All right let me make some calls. I want to bring you back in on this one buddy”
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kash: “Bongo, I know you don’t work here anymore but have you still got that badge I gave you?”
Bongino: “They took it from me when they brought me in”
Kash: “Fuck. All right let me make some calls. I want to bring you back in on this one buddy”
Bongino: “They took it from me when they brought me in”
Kash: “Fuck. All right let me make some calls. I want to bring you back in on this one buddy”
Kash (on his way into the interrogation room) “Okay what do we know about this guy”
aide: “He insists he knows you sir, he says we’ve got the wrong guy”
Kash: “Okay I’m going in. Just me and him.”
(Kash enters the room)
Kash: “BONGO? What are you doing here?”
Bongino: “Kash I was trying to tell em!”
aide: “He insists he knows you sir, he says we’ve got the wrong guy”
Kash: “Okay I’m going in. Just me and him.”
(Kash enters the room)
Kash: “BONGO? What are you doing here?”
Bongino: “Kash I was trying to tell em!”
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Kash (on his way into the interrogation room) “Okay what do we know about this guy”
aide: “He insists he knows you sir, he says we’ve got the wrong guy”
Kash: “Okay I’m going in. Just me and him.”
(Kash enters the room)
Kash: “BONGO? What are you doing here?”
Bongino: “Kash I was trying to tell em!”
aide: “He insists he knows you sir, he says we’ve got the wrong guy”
Kash: “Okay I’m going in. Just me and him.”
(Kash enters the room)
Kash: “BONGO? What are you doing here?”
Bongino: “Kash I was trying to tell em!”
From old man who can identify a camel and count backwards from ten believing it to be a mark of intelligence
Oh can we add same man says very IQ people are
Bongo
Kash Patel
And Mr Signal clean on Opsec chosen off the tv because straight from central casting something Hegseth
Oh can we add same man says very IQ people are
Bongo
Kash Patel
And Mr Signal clean on Opsec chosen off the tv because straight from central casting something Hegseth
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
From old man who can identify a camel and count backwards from ten believing it to be a mark of intelligence
Oh can we add same man says very IQ people are
Bongo
Kash Patel
And Mr Signal clean on Opsec chosen off the tv because straight from central casting something Hegseth
Oh can we add same man says very IQ people are
Bongo
Kash Patel
And Mr Signal clean on Opsec chosen off the tv because straight from central casting something Hegseth
I dunno, man. Kash is a complete idiot, and most of the time walks around looking like a deer caught in headlights like he has no idea what he's doing and is afraid others are about to find out. Bongo, though, he's stupid, but he's more maliciously stupid than Kash, I think.
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I dunno, man. Kash is a complete idiot, and most of the time walks around looking like a deer caught in headlights like he has no idea what he's doing and is afraid others are about to find out. Bongo, though, he's stupid, but he's more maliciously stupid than Kash, I think.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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I read the scuttlebutt.
But, she's still there. So is Kash. So is Kegsbreath. The only one who fucked off so far is Bongo Bongo and really, who cares
But, she's still there. So is Kash. So is Kegsbreath. The only one who fucked off so far is Bongo Bongo and really, who cares
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I read the scuttlebutt.
But, she's still there. So is Kash. So is Kegsbreath. The only one who fucked off so far is Bongo Bongo and really, who cares
But, she's still there. So is Kash. So is Kegsbreath. The only one who fucked off so far is Bongo Bongo and really, who cares
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
So much for the crime fighting team of Bongo & Kash.
Hopefully Trump can find an equally unqualified podcaster (paging Nick Shirley) to take his place because the FBI needs to get back to their core mission of not actually catching any criminals and botching investigations before they even begin.
Hopefully Trump can find an equally unqualified podcaster (paging Nick Shirley) to take his place because the FBI needs to get back to their core mission of not actually catching any criminals and botching investigations before they even begin.
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So much for the crime fighting team of Bongo & Kash.
Hopefully Trump can find an equally unqualified podcaster (paging Nick Shirley) to take his place because the FBI needs to get back to their core mission of not actually catching any criminals and botching investigations before they even begin.
Hopefully Trump can find an equally unqualified podcaster (paging Nick Shirley) to take his place because the FBI needs to get back to their core mission of not actually catching any criminals and botching investigations before they even begin.
It's the end of Bongo & Kash!
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
It's the end of Bongo & Kash!
Bummer. The Bongo and Kash jokes are now expired.
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Bummer. The Bongo and Kash jokes are now expired.
It’s the Kash & Bongo show. “Unwatchable” is the best we can say for it.
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s the Kash & Bongo show. “Unwatchable” is the best we can say for it.
How do these FBI agents even live with themselves? I don’t care if you made billions, you don’t protect child rapists for your job, I know Kash and Bingo Bongo would do it but they got other agents to as well?
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How do these FBI agents even live with themselves? I don’t care if you made billions, you don’t protect child rapists for your job, I know Kash and Bingo Bongo would do it but they got other agents to as well?