CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
Look forward to asking shipping CEO’s to comment.
Trump: "The strait is open. But the straits have been open for a number of months already and you just didn't know about it."
June 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Look forward to asking shipping CEO’s to comment.
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age
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February 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
'More Luigi's, Less CEO's"
Seen in Athens, Greece
Seen in Athens, Greece
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
'More Luigi's, Less CEO's"
Seen in Athens, Greece
Seen in Athens, Greece
There's many ways to stick it to the CEO's.
December 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
There's many ways to stick it to the CEO's.
🚨 DIVA! Jay Graber, uma das CEO’s do Bluesky afirmou que a plataforma pretende remunerar criadores de conteúdo em breve.
September 2, 2024 at 11:45 AM
🚨 DIVA! Jay Graber, uma das CEO’s do Bluesky afirmou que a plataforma pretende remunerar criadores de conteúdo em breve.
Apenas 6 pessoas estão trabalhando no Bluesky até o momento, informou uma das CEO's da plataforma.
Foi o suficiente pra fazerem história 🦋
Foi o suficiente pra fazerem história 🦋
September 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Apenas 6 pessoas estão trabalhando no Bluesky até o momento, informou uma das CEO's da plataforma.
Foi o suficiente pra fazerem história 🦋
Foi o suficiente pra fazerem história 🦋
These Olympic athletes have more guts than most of America's CEO's.
'At a moment when your government is rounding people up and building camps to concentrate them — and you know *everyone in the world knows it* — some ambivalence when you’re at an international competition is not just understandable but unavoidable." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
Yeah, US Olympians are woke. Deal with it.
Sports have always been political — it's just a question of who's speaking out.
www.publicnotice.co
February 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
These Olympic athletes have more guts than most of America's CEO's.
classic mistaking LLM's for sentience because they sounded like CEO's but they didn't know CEO's were lifeless
June 28, 2026 at 7:08 AM
classic mistaking LLM's for sentience because they sounded like CEO's but they didn't know CEO's were lifeless
Trump said he was displeased by the Exxon CEO’s comments that Venezuela was “uninvestable.”
Exxon Shares Drop After Trump Says He May Keep Them Out Of Venezuela After CEO’s ‘Uninvestable’ Remarks
Trump said he was displeased by the Exxon CEO’s comments that Venezuela was “uninvestable.”
www.forbes.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Trump said he was displeased by the Exxon CEO’s comments that Venezuela was “uninvestable.”
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Target CEO's Pay Drops Nearly 90% Since 2020 Mark Amid DEI Backlash, Ongoing... blavity.com/target-ceo-p...
Target CEO's Pay Drops Nearly 90% Since 2020 Mark Amid DEI Backlash, Ongoing Boycott - Blavity
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May 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Target CEO's Pay Drops Nearly 90% Since 2020 Mark Amid DEI Backlash, Ongoing... blavity.com/target-ceo-p...
Tariffs trigger CEO's apocalypse prediction. #econsky
apnews.com/article/trum... China tariff shocks US importers. One CEO calls it 'end of days'
Trump's China tariff shocks US importers. One CEO calls it 'end of days'
U.S. importers are bracing for the impact of President Donald Trump's staggering 145% levy on Chinese imports.
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April 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Tariffs trigger CEO's apocalypse prediction. #econsky
Fun Game: North Korea or The USA?
A supercut of tech CEO’s utterly humiliating themselves
A supercut of tech CEO’s utterly humiliating themselves
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fun Game: North Korea or The USA?
A supercut of tech CEO’s utterly humiliating themselves
A supercut of tech CEO’s utterly humiliating themselves
"Medicare for all would have saved that CEO's life."
December 7, 2024 at 6:29 AM
"Medicare for all would have saved that CEO's life."
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age
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May 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
Journalistic skepticism isn't magically exempt when someone dies
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
In the 1960's, when the USA
led the world w/ blue-chip
companies in every field,
the average CEO-to-worker
pay ratio for major corps
was 20-to-1.
Now, CEO's are paid about
300 times as much as
the typical worker.
Those CEO's don't work
any harder nor are they
more deserving.
led the world w/ blue-chip
companies in every field,
the average CEO-to-worker
pay ratio for major corps
was 20-to-1.
Now, CEO's are paid about
300 times as much as
the typical worker.
Those CEO's don't work
any harder nor are they
more deserving.
July 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
In the 1960's, when the USA
led the world w/ blue-chip
companies in every field,
the average CEO-to-worker
pay ratio for major corps
was 20-to-1.
Now, CEO's are paid about
300 times as much as
the typical worker.
Those CEO's don't work
any harder nor are they
more deserving.
led the world w/ blue-chip
companies in every field,
the average CEO-to-worker
pay ratio for major corps
was 20-to-1.
Now, CEO's are paid about
300 times as much as
the typical worker.
Those CEO's don't work
any harder nor are they
more deserving.
Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates
March 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.
