Mistigram: this screen may not look that intrinsically political to you, but @illarterate.bsky.social has here illustrated one of the planks of #CountBinface's recent campaign against Nigel Farage in Clacton, capping the temperature and price at which croissants are served and sold.

#NigelFarage didn't turn up to the declaration because he believed that #CountBinface's battle fleet was arriving from the #AndromedaGalaxy.

If you adjust the Conservative vote in 2024 for the reduced by election turnout (down from 58% to 44.37%) it would be 9792, compared to CountBinface's 9455. Shows how well CountBinface did - and might do again?

@drjennings.bsky.social Disappointing that #r4today obligingly cut from the coverage after Farage’s total was read out rather than letting us hear @CountBinface’s concession speech.

Polls have closed and the count is underway. #CountBinface's bid to replace Nigel Farage is unlikely to be successful, but pundits say he'd beat the Reform leader in a U.K.-wide election (we'd vote for those 99p 99s 🍦). Keep up with the latest via this Surf search.

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＠CountBinface’s Mini-Me is delivered safely❣️
🗑️#VoteCountBinfaceAgainstFrogFacedFascist🗑️
🗑️#ClactonBinDay🗑️
🗑️#BinForTheWin🗑️
🗑️#MakeYourVoteCount🗑️

When I started this account I was adamant there'd be no politics, only joyful things that made me happy. I can't look away from this by-election though! #CountBinface's campaign is🔥& I'd love him to win. I think he'd actually do a great job for Clacton. But I REALLY want Farage to face the music.

Clacton Express: Binface 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHphnnDaGg
@CountBinface's brand new party political broadcast for the Clacton by-election.

Self-parody award due here for #danielhannan.

Dan was a #tory #mep for 21 years He was so ultra-Thatcherite that he may have exhausted the limits of the genre.

Now he is a Tory Lord, raging in Saturday's #telegraph at #countbinface's alleged unfunniness and at […]

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I see that #CountBinface's fame has now crossed the Great Water. Good, innit?

Can we all give it up for #SarahCampbell who is a fantastic 'straight woman.' She's the #MargaretDumont to #CountBinFace's #Groucho.

I've just read #CountBinface's leaflet for #Makerfield.

It's brilliant, but Andy Burnham's probably winning this one.

Still, @countbinface.bsky.social, good luck. I'd vote for you.