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Dr. Oz and Linda McMahon join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns
Donny’s reached the ‘fuck it, who cares’ stage of the process
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November 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Donny’s HERE!!!!!!
The weather forecast for Washington, DC is predicting brutally cold temperatures — in the low teens — on Inauguration Day.
Good.
Good.
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
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January 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Donny’s HERE!!!!!!
Honest Donny’s Car Lot
Honest Donny’s Car Lot
YouTube video by Brent Terhune
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March 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Honest Donny’s Car Lot
the main thing you need to know about all these tariffs is that Donny's name is on every page of the Epstein Files
August 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the main thing you need to know about all these tariffs is that Donny's name is on every page of the Epstein Files
Little Donny's attempts at distracting us from the Epstein files is directly proportional to his depravity documented therein.
August 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Little Donny's attempts at distracting us from the Epstein files is directly proportional to his depravity documented therein.
the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'
here's today's post: "befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California" — welcome to Donny’s United States of Delusion.
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befuddled old fart claims brilliant military victory over California
welcome to Donny’s United States of Delusion
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January 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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here's today's post: "Donny’s policies suck, complains Donny in crazypants post"
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Donny’s policies suck, complains Donny in crazypants post
what in the actual fuck
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June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show
tariffs are paused! no, they’re on! no, wait—
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March 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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here's today's post: "Charles Kushner and Kash Patel join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns" — a kakistocracy the likes of which no one has ever seen.
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Charles Kushner and Kash Patel join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns
a kakistocracy the likes of which no one has ever seen
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December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
here's today's post: "Charles Kushner and Kash Patel join Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns" — a kakistocracy the likes of which no one has ever seen.
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here's today's post: "what the fuck is this?" — the media fails its first test of Donny’s second presidency.
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what the fuck is this?
the media fails its first test of Donny’s second presidency
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January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
here's today's post: "what the fuck is this?" — the media fails its first test of Donny’s second presidency.
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here's today's post: "antichrist speaks at National Prayer Breakfast" — Donny’s speech was off-the-charts crazypants.
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antichrist speaks at National Prayer Breakfast
Donny’s speech was off-the-charts crazypants
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February 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
here's today's post: "antichrist speaks at National Prayer Breakfast" — Donny’s speech was off-the-charts crazypants.
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Scotland and Ireland should start taking tillers to Donny’s golf courses today or at least nationalize them.
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Scotland and Ireland should start taking tillers to Donny’s golf courses today or at least nationalize them.
"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day
February 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day
here's today's post: "Team Donny: bird flu’s no biggie, because chickens can’t fly" — Donny’s Sewer Clowns have no idea what they’re doing.
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Team Donny: bird flu’s no biggie, because chickens can’t fly
Donny’s Sewer Clowns have no idea what they’re doing
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February 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
here's today's post: "Team Donny: bird flu’s no biggie, because chickens can’t fly" — Donny’s Sewer Clowns have no idea what they’re doing.
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here's today's post: "elderly golfer is a deteriorating chaos-monkey" — Donny’s going to keep fucking up — it’s what he does.
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elderly golfer is a deteriorating chaos-monkey
Donny’s going to keep fucking up — it’s what he does
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November 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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here's today's post: "it’s Black Monday all over again. thanks, President Clusterfuck!" — Donny’s gonna show those penguins who’s boss.
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it’s Black Monday all over again. thanks, President Clusterfuck!
Donny’s gonna show those penguins who’s boss
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April 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
here's today's post: "it’s Black Monday all over again. thanks, President Clusterfuck!" — Donny’s gonna show those penguins who’s boss.
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here's today's post: "Dear Leader’s mind is a tumbleweed-strewn hellscape" — scenes from Donny’s batshit Los Angeles visit.
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Dear Leader’s mind is a tumbleweed-strewn hellscape
scenes from Donny’s batshit Los Angeles visit
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January 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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here's today's post: "oh look, Elderly Golfer is a geopolitical madman" — Panama, Greenland, Canada and Mexico are all on Donny’s shopping list.
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oh look, Elderly Golfer is a geopolitical madman
Panama, Greenland, Canada and Mexico are all on Donny’s shopping list
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December 23, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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here's today's post: "three cheers for Defiant Democrats like JB Pritzker" — it’s time to stand up to Donny’s clown-car caucus.
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three cheers for Defiant Democrats like JB Pritzker
it’s time to stand up to Donny’s clown-car caucus
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November 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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here's today's post: "elect a clown, get a circus" — history repeats the shit out of itself with Donny’s new cabinet.
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elect a clown, get a circus
history repeats the shit out of itself with Donny’s new cabinet
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November 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
here's today's post: "elect a clown, get a circus" — history repeats the shit out of itself with Donny’s new cabinet.
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Donny's neckgina is looking particularly engorged
March 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Donny's neckgina is looking particularly engorged
here's today's post: "Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show" — tariffs are paused! no, they’re on! no, wait—
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Donny’s tariffs are already a fucktacular shit-show
tariffs are paused! no, they’re on! no, wait—
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March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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thanks to @karin829.bsky.social, I've changed the cover artwork on today's post, "decrepit draft dodger declares war on Chicago" — Donny’s gonna make an apocalypse ... in his pants.
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decrepit draft dodger declares war on Chicago
Donny’s gonna make an apocalypse ... in his pants
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September 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
thanks to @karin829.bsky.social, I've changed the cover artwork on today's post, "decrepit draft dodger declares war on Chicago" — Donny’s gonna make an apocalypse ... in his pants.
thanks, Karin!
folks, please check out my updated post here: bit.ly/485u7Qd
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here's today's post: "Gaetz the fuck out of here, Matt" — and say hello to Pam Bondi, Donny’s longtime corruption-buddy.
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Gaetz the fuck out of here, Matt
and say hello to Pam Bondi, Donny’s longtime corruption-buddy
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November 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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