#Eloon's
Eloon's Armored Tesla in camouflage for urban warfare.
February 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Went from 2K followers on Eloon's platform to 126 followers here. Totally worth it.

Hi, my little tiny tribe!
Peace and joy to you.
December 4, 2024 at 12:20 AM
If Iran closes Hormuz, gas is gonna hit the Moon before Eloon's rocket does.
June 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I see a fatal drug overdose in Eloon’s future.
June 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Would be even better coming from eloon's own grok. Except it would mean logging into twitter again,
January 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it is impossible for me to spin this in such a way that eloon's ego would accept it. I hope Stubb can do it.
September 25, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Oh lordt, eLoon's blood type is just K at this point 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm all in on this place. The bad place needs to shrivel up like Eloon's brain has.
November 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Heard tell Eloon's DOGE cut the Adobe licenses.
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They're dangling this $$$$$$boondogle to try to keep Eloon's mouth shut.
August 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Is donald expecting eloon's baby?
August 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pretty much every EV made today is better than Eloon’s Swasticar.
May 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I just wonder how many investigations have been stopped or pardons given to members of his clubs? We already know about Eloon’s rewards for backing him.
WTAF...!

The ability to BUY pardons, kinda defeats the purpose of that whole 'pardons system'..

#WeThePeople #StopTrump #ImpeachConvictRemove #resist #GTS
A Nursing Home Owner Stole Workers' Social Security and Medicare Money

He was sentenced to 18 months and $4.4M restitution.

His mother bought a Pardon at Mar-a-Lago.

Trump is selling pardons for $1 Million.

Congress won't stop him.
VOTE Out All Republicans

#TrumpsCorruptCongress
September 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I made the mistake of looking at Elon’s Twitter TL, and all I can say is some men will spend $44 billion to turn a social media platform into a far-right propaganda and conspiracy theory accelerator to avoid going to therapy.
September 15, 2024 at 1:42 AM
is this like eloon's enthusiastic aspergers gesture?
Good morning☕ at #Bluesky💙 #USA #Project2025

or better - Good night 🤮⁉️

from

@jim-stewartson.bsky.social

" #StephenMiller ’s speech at #CharlieKirk ’s memorial was essentially plagiarized. See if you can spot the similarities.

The Storm is Coming by Joseph Goebbels (1932)..

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September 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hope this is on Eloon’s X timeline.
June 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Donald stay out of Eloon's ketamine.
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Eloon's a drooling ignorant imbecile.

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January 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So no one wants to buy one of Eloon’s Swasticars?

That’s a shame.
😭😭😭😭🎻🎻😂😂😂😂
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hopefully Eloon's victims are considering a federal lawsuit like those Georgia election workers did to Rudey after he put them on blast.
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Sorry for being stuck on this...
But the lines of asshats waiting hours to get into eloon's crappy racist diner had to be the most insufferable, sketchy, affected, pretentious, whiny, horrid, boneheaded, oily fuckheads ever assembled.

Hope they all got diarrhea.

youtu.be/Y6oVJUWB54I?...
Pepto Bismol commercial😂
YouTube video by Demondre's_Creative_ Edits
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July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Eloon's own A.I. hates his guts.

Perfect. 😁👌
January 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Missed important DM because eLoon's Twitter is crap. Found it, but unwelcome guests want to leave me without electricity. 3 years of the same Christmas presents😏
Murphy's law😅
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Bought oil which only smells like sunflower oil. BETRAYAL!!!😡
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Anyway... old pic which Twitter tried to bury😏
December 20, 2024 at 6:28 PM
My vintage toy shop is coming on-line here, as Eloon’s site burns.
August 30, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Eloon's getting way too big for his britches. Not going to end well for him.
November 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM