....... since May...... 'kin MAY😱😂
And they're trying to prove they can run a country. Absolute forking Circus Actski👀
And they're trying to prove they can run a country. Absolute forking Circus Actski👀
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
....... since May...... 'kin MAY😱😂
And they're trying to prove they can run a country. Absolute forking Circus Actski👀
And they're trying to prove they can run a country. Absolute forking Circus Actski👀
Donald Trump decided we didn't have enough money to fund pediatric cancer research in our country, but when it comes to forking over $300 billion to Iran, he's more than happy to.
CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
June 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Donald Trump decided we didn't have enough money to fund pediatric cancer research in our country, but when it comes to forking over $300 billion to Iran, he's more than happy to.
I'd be eating popcorn...but it's my forking country being dismantled.
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I'd be eating popcorn...but it's my forking country being dismantled.
Wait .. people who's entire lineage is this country before it was even one don't have birthright citizenship? How forking blatant with the white supremacy can they get?
January 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wait .. people who's entire lineage is this country before it was even one don't have birthright citizenship? How forking blatant with the white supremacy can they get?
California's Economy largest in our country
Wish California could stop forking out money that the whole trump administration takes advantage of
This is sickening
Wish California could stop forking out money that the whole trump administration takes advantage of
This is sickening
June 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
California's Economy largest in our country
Wish California could stop forking out money that the whole trump administration takes advantage of
This is sickening
Wish California could stop forking out money that the whole trump administration takes advantage of
This is sickening
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
March 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
What a forking joke this regime is. Nothing but incompetent, downright stupid people running the country. Waiting for bankruptcy next.
March 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What a forking joke this regime is. Nothing but incompetent, downright stupid people running the country. Waiting for bankruptcy next.
What the holy forking shit balls happened to this country? How do you regress to the freakin dark ages this quickly?
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What the holy forking shit balls happened to this country? How do you regress to the freakin dark ages this quickly?
Did not know that...
'Even though much of Spain is to the west of London, its clocks are an hour ahead, fixed to the same time as Germany. Franco aligned Spanish time with Nazi time as a symbol of unity with Hitler’s Germany—and the country has never changed back.'
open.substack.com/pub/briankla...
'Even though much of Spain is to the west of London, its clocks are an hour ahead, fixed to the same time as Germany. Franco aligned Spanish time with Nazi time as a symbol of unity with Hitler’s Germany—and the country has never changed back.'
open.substack.com/pub/briankla...
The Garden of Forking Paths | Brian Klaas | Substack
Wandering around an infinitely complex, ever-changing world. Click to read The Garden of Forking Paths, by Brian Klaas, a Substack publication.
open.substack.com
June 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Did not know that...
'Even though much of Spain is to the west of London, its clocks are an hour ahead, fixed to the same time as Germany. Franco aligned Spanish time with Nazi time as a symbol of unity with Hitler’s Germany—and the country has never changed back.'
open.substack.com/pub/briankla...
'Even though much of Spain is to the west of London, its clocks are an hour ahead, fixed to the same time as Germany. Franco aligned Spanish time with Nazi time as a symbol of unity with Hitler’s Germany—and the country has never changed back.'
open.substack.com/pub/briankla...
forking: there are not more space public goods partly because of budget, and partly because every country views space stuff as partly a jobs program for their own industry
Why shouldn’t there be a G12 weather satellite and GLONASS and public mapping and open software initiative? Probably would require some data centers, of course, so likely to be impossible
August 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
forking: there are not more space public goods partly because of budget, and partly because every country views space stuff as partly a jobs program for their own industry
The shittest gays in the country must be forking over a boatload of cash.
June 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The shittest gays in the country must be forking over a boatload of cash.
Holy forking shirtballs that’s a big number! CBC food bank drives across the country do a fantastic job helping people.
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K. I'm going to have to swear here because holy effin' poop, Our CBC British Columbia "Make The Season Kind" (FKA Foodbank Day) just hit 2.2 million!
$2,200,117.89
That's amazing! All of it going to the 110 Food Banks in BC. Thank you!!!
You can donate until midnight tomorrow:
cbc.ca/kind/bc
$2,200,117.89
That's amazing! All of it going to the 110 Food Banks in BC. Thank you!!!
You can donate until midnight tomorrow:
cbc.ca/kind/bc
December 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Holy forking shirtballs that’s a big number! CBC food bank drives across the country do a fantastic job helping people.
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This is the problem with the missing skills of critical thinking in magats. This jackass blames "the government" and not the forking criminals that are destroying the country. Dumb ass.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is the problem with the missing skills of critical thinking in magats. This jackass blames "the government" and not the forking criminals that are destroying the country. Dumb ass.
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
On the farm, when you’re making small square bales of hay, milking cows, or forking stalls, you don’t ask the person next to you which party they belong to, you just get the job done.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Let's set aside political parties and get to work to deliver for the North Country.
Wealthy people have always been obsessed with immortality but I think it’s particularly interesting when viewed through an American lens during this plateau period. Our life expectancy has flatlined and our country is just swimming in poison. But these guys think they can swim against the tide.
April 21, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Wealthy people have always been obsessed with immortality but I think it’s particularly interesting when viewed through an American lens during this plateau period. Our life expectancy has flatlined and our country is just swimming in poison. But these guys think they can swim against the tide.
This guy is a forking joke and should never be in a position of power or leadership. I think he could better serve our country by wearing an orange jumpsuit and picking up trash from the side of the road.
Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This guy is a forking joke and should never be in a position of power or leadership. I think he could better serve our country by wearing an orange jumpsuit and picking up trash from the side of the road.
Whoever sent me a Chat: I can't read it because my country is a kindergarten and I'm not forking over my ID in order to read chat messages.
March 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Whoever sent me a Chat: I can't read it because my country is a kindergarten and I'm not forking over my ID in order to read chat messages.
Howard Dean’s political career crashed after an enthusiastic yawp. Trump was beyond that on day one. He was past “potatoe.” That the media is still forking up his word salad with gusto now is because they’ve committed to putting clicks over country.
April 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Howard Dean’s political career crashed after an enthusiastic yawp. Trump was beyond that on day one. He was past “potatoe.” That the media is still forking up his word salad with gusto now is because they’ve committed to putting clicks over country.
The wealthy 1% being tightwads, everything in this country is done with taxes. Without taxes, this country will rot. Think there's some kind soul forking out funds? Whether it's building affordable housing or going to ridiculous wars, in the end it's taxes. But because it's Mamdani, they're pissed.
September 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The wealthy 1% being tightwads, everything in this country is done with taxes. Without taxes, this country will rot. Think there's some kind soul forking out funds? Whether it's building affordable housing or going to ridiculous wars, in the end it's taxes. But because it's Mamdani, they're pissed.
I'm channeling The Good Place and Johnny Dangerously as much as possible when off on a forking tirade about the shirt heads running our forking country and planet into the forking ground and their blind as fork enablers. It's the American slide into fascism warmed over. Ice holes, the lot of them.
July 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I'm channeling The Good Place and Johnny Dangerously as much as possible when off on a forking tirade about the shirt heads running our forking country and planet into the forking ground and their blind as fork enablers. It's the American slide into fascism warmed over. Ice holes, the lot of them.
✍️Why on earth is the Government forking out £120m of taxpayer money to save a Scottish chemicals plant?
The answer comes back to one of the most important, and least well-known, pipelines in the country.
The backstory of today's Grangemouth bail-out👇 news.sky.com/story/christ...
The answer comes back to one of the most important, and least well-known, pipelines in the country.
The backstory of today's Grangemouth bail-out👇 news.sky.com/story/christ...
Christmas cheer for Britain's biggest chemical plant, but there are two distinct problems
The government has just announced it's spending more than £120m to bail out the country's last chemical plant at Grangemouth in Scotland. While this package will undoubtedly provide some Christmas che...
news.sky.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
✍️Why on earth is the Government forking out £120m of taxpayer money to save a Scottish chemicals plant?
The answer comes back to one of the most important, and least well-known, pipelines in the country.
The backstory of today's Grangemouth bail-out👇 news.sky.com/story/christ...
The answer comes back to one of the most important, and least well-known, pipelines in the country.
The backstory of today's Grangemouth bail-out👇 news.sky.com/story/christ...
February 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This forking stooge will knowingly or unknowingly destroy this country and major media outlets give this story 15 seconds and then: "In other news . . . "
China is not thrilled he won because they can work with him, they're thrilled because he leaves security holes wide open to everything he does.
China is not thrilled he won because they can work with him, they're thrilled because he leaves security holes wide open to everything he does.
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 AM
This forking stooge will knowingly or unknowingly destroy this country and major media outlets give this story 15 seconds and then: "In other news . . . "
China is not thrilled he won because they can work with him, they're thrilled because he leaves security holes wide open to everything he does.
China is not thrilled he won because they can work with him, they're thrilled because he leaves security holes wide open to everything he does.
Forking illegal. Forking disgusting. I sure wish the ICC would nap his ass sometime when he's out of the country.
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Forking illegal. Forking disgusting. I sure wish the ICC would nap his ass sometime when he's out of the country.