I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
October 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
Gail's lyrical abilities are underappreciated.
🎶🎶
Hot town, punching Hello Kitty
So adorable-even bleeds real pretty
Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty
Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee
Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead
Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread…
🎶🎶🎶
Hot town, punching Hello Kitty
So adorable-even bleeds real pretty
Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty
Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee
Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead
Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread…
🎶🎶🎶
October 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Gail's lyrical abilities are underappreciated.
Gail's Trails And Fails
Formerly Chuck's
Formerly Chuck's
July 31, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Gail's Trails And Fails
Formerly Chuck's
Formerly Chuck's
Europeans reading Gail's posts:
April 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Europeans reading Gail's posts:
I met @andymerrill.bsky.social and we are best buddies now!
March 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I met @andymerrill.bsky.social and we are best buddies now!
Yesterday I said Gail’s ‘isn’t very nice’
April 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Yesterday I said Gail’s ‘isn’t very nice’
But Greggs is just Gail's for Reform voters
October 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
But Greggs is just Gail's for Reform voters
Gail's having a rough night
So, tonight kind of sucks, my friend invited me to a big holiday part and the elevator gave me vertigo, I haven't been in a skyscraper for a while.
Plus everyone's drinking and I don't know anyone.
Plus everyone's drinking and I don't know anyone.
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Gail's having a rough night
Oh, the replies. Gail’s most sinister trap yet.
I don’t like to brag, but by twenty minutes or so into any Columbo episode, I have figured out who the killer is.
December 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Oh, the replies. Gail’s most sinister trap yet.
Gail's not full of shit.
September 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Gail's not full of shit.
Gail's seems like an easy target.
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Gail's seems like an easy target.
MOM! Gail's doing Gail things online again!
June 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
MOM! Gail's doing Gail things online again!
Something truly magical happening over on Gail’s feed.
Why didn't any of the Beatles go on to have any success after they broke up?
March 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Something truly magical happening over on Gail’s feed.
Greggs > Gail’s
March 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Greggs > Gail’s
As someone who has to get multiple mammograms and ultrasounds a year, I'm glad to see that Wisconsin has passed Gail's Law, which requires insurance companies to cover repeat screenings for dense, hard-to-diagnose tissue, with no out-of-pocket cost.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
'Gail's law' breast cancer screening bill passes unanimously
Gail's Law will require insurance companies to cover additional breast cancer screenings for women with dense breasts.
www.jsonline.com
February 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
As someone who has to get multiple mammograms and ultrasounds a year, I'm glad to see that Wisconsin has passed Gail's Law, which requires insurance companies to cover repeat screenings for dense, hard-to-diagnose tissue, with no out-of-pocket cost.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
Gail’s over here trying to will Godzilla Onlyfans into existence.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Gail’s over here trying to will Godzilla Onlyfans into existence.
First vandalism then harassment at Gail's bakery in Archway, London. Two of Gail's founders were Israeli, but they have had nothing to do with the business for a long time. Gail's is largely owned by private equity. This type of stunt is naked antisemitism and does nothing to help the Palestinians.
February 20, 2026 at 10:25 AM
First vandalism then harassment at Gail's bakery in Archway, London. Two of Gail's founders were Israeli, but they have had nothing to do with the business for a long time. Gail's is largely owned by private equity. This type of stunt is naked antisemitism and does nothing to help the Palestinians.
From Gail's lips to our ears
Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
From Gail's lips to our ears
I lick gail's posts like blotter acid
What’s a social media
Neat! Have you tried social media before?
September 19, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I lick gail's posts like blotter acid
Gail's snoopy cup collection:
August 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Gail's snoopy cup collection:
No! Gail's gone woke too?
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No! Gail's gone woke too?
Gregg's sells more Fairtrade UK coffee than anyone else. Raised £12m for Fairtrade premiums since 2006. Gail's is owned by hedge funds.
September 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Gregg's sells more Fairtrade UK coffee than anyone else. Raised £12m for Fairtrade premiums since 2006. Gail's is owned by hedge funds.
Some days I read Gail's tweets and worry I've had a stroke
One time I was running an artisanal butcher shop in San Francisco and it was really busy and this unemployed poet said his dad was a butcher and he could help so I let him but he kept getting his hands on the meats for the sake of jokes and anyway my sister tried to murder him.
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Some days I read Gail's tweets and worry I've had a stroke
Gail's account is a free lesson in social media literacy
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Gail's account is a free lesson in social media literacy
Aw, Gail's not a troll, she's a shitposter.
Hell, she's THE shitposter.
Hell, she's THE shitposter.
March 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Aw, Gail's not a troll, she's a shitposter.
Hell, she's THE shitposter.
Hell, she's THE shitposter.