Real goofus v. gallant situation
November 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Real goofus v. gallant situation
David French’s Goofus to Bill Kristol’s Gallant, basically.
November 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
David French’s Goofus to Bill Kristol’s Gallant, basically.
Some days I’m Gallant but most days I’m a Goofus
November 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Some days I’m Gallant but most days I’m a Goofus
Side note, did you know Goofus and Gallant aren’t even canonically established to know each other? I thought they were brothers.
November 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Side note, did you know Goofus and Gallant aren’t even canonically established to know each other? I thought they were brothers.
Which means that it's morally acceptable to write Goofus/Gallant slashfic
November 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Which means that it's morally acceptable to write Goofus/Gallant slashfic
Ooooo gritty Goofus and Gallant film adaptation?
Aren't we all looking for a Gallant in the streets and a Goofus in the sheets?
Aren't we all looking for a Gallant in the streets and a Goofus in the sheets?
November 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Ooooo gritty Goofus and Gallant film adaptation?
Aren't we all looking for a Gallant in the streets and a Goofus in the sheets?
Aren't we all looking for a Gallant in the streets and a Goofus in the sheets?
It really is pure Goofus and Gallant that when MAGES wanted to make an action game, they produced this 100% AI-generated garbage.
When Nitro+ wanted to make one, they just threw their whole asses into it and made Dolls Nest, which is one of the coolest indie souls-likes around.
When Nitro+ wanted to make one, they just threw their whole asses into it and made Dolls Nest, which is one of the coolest indie souls-likes around.
DLC for Steins; Gate RE:BOOT Studio's Vibe-Coded 'Juggernaut' Will Let You Make the Game 'Sexier' With GenAI (Image: @MAGES_GAME)
DLC for Steins; Gate RE:BOOT Studio's Vibe-Coded 'Juggernaut' Will Let You Make the Game 'Sexier' With GenAI
Brace for impact
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November 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It really is pure Goofus and Gallant that when MAGES wanted to make an action game, they produced this 100% AI-generated garbage.
When Nitro+ wanted to make one, they just threw their whole asses into it and made Dolls Nest, which is one of the coolest indie souls-likes around.
When Nitro+ wanted to make one, they just threw their whole asses into it and made Dolls Nest, which is one of the coolest indie souls-likes around.
"Wake up, babe. New Goofus and Gallant just dropped."
November 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
"Wake up, babe. New Goofus and Gallant just dropped."
Goofus and Gallant (dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
November 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Goofus and Gallant (dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
Do you mean to tell me Goofus is losing to Gallant?
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Do you mean to tell me Goofus is losing to Gallant?
In my childhood, that was the best part of going to the doctor and dentist.
Goofus and Gallant were hilarious.
Goofus and Gallant were hilarious.
November 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
In my childhood, that was the best part of going to the doctor and dentist.
Goofus and Gallant were hilarious.
Goofus and Gallant were hilarious.
Hakeem and Hasan Jeffries are like Goofus and Gallant.
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Hakeem and Hasan Jeffries are like Goofus and Gallant.
Goofus and Gallant also trained us for today
November 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Goofus and Gallant also trained us for today
a band I have positive-but-complex feelings about—sort of the Gallant to Beck’s Goofus, where I can’t connect to their 21st c. more than sporadically but in this case suspect that might be more me than them—and not my fave of theirs, but still, an album up there with Astral Weeks in sheer liminality
40 now. A wonderful debut, with some of their funniest songs ("Alienation's for the Rich," "Number Three"), weirdest ("Boat of Car," "Rabid Child") and most beautiful ("She's an Angel")
November 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
a band I have positive-but-complex feelings about—sort of the Gallant to Beck’s Goofus, where I can’t connect to their 21st c. more than sporadically but in this case suspect that might be more me than them—and not my fave of theirs, but still, an album up there with Astral Weeks in sheer liminality
Hakeem Jeffries only role in government should be his likeness in a series of goofus and gallant style comics about how to not be a fucking dumbass
November 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Hakeem Jeffries only role in government should be his likeness in a series of goofus and gallant style comics about how to not be a fucking dumbass
we need to bring back Goofus and Gallant...
November 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
we need to bring back Goofus and Gallant...
Some senate primary candidates never read the Goofus and Gallant sections of the Highlights magazines at the dentist’s office and it shows.
November 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Some senate primary candidates never read the Goofus and Gallant sections of the Highlights magazines at the dentist’s office and it shows.
Why is Josh up at the ass crack of dawn on a Saturday? Well, that presumes he slept much at all. He didn't realize until about an hour ago that he'd forgotten his bedtime meds. Josh needs to be less Goofus and more Gallant.
November 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Why is Josh up at the ass crack of dawn on a Saturday? Well, that presumes he slept much at all. He didn't realize until about an hour ago that he'd forgotten his bedtime meds. Josh needs to be less Goofus and more Gallant.
Right wing memes repurposing Goofus & Gallant have liberals in a panic. Will "Based Goofus" turn the tide of history?
November 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Right wing memes repurposing Goofus & Gallant have liberals in a panic. Will "Based Goofus" turn the tide of history?
Gallant touched on Goofus that's why he's scared of burning in hell
October 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Gallant touched on Goofus that's why he's scared of burning in hell
my inner gallant is yelling at my inner goofus again — i swear he almost used the f word
October 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
my inner gallant is yelling at my inner goofus again — i swear he almost used the f word
Goofus and Gallant!
October 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Goofus and Gallant!
did we need thousands of coupon code content creators analyzing what equates to a goofus and gallant strip? not really lmao
October 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
did we need thousands of coupon code content creators analyzing what equates to a goofus and gallant strip? not really lmao
Time to Latinize Gallant and Goofus for a new generation!
October 28, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Time to Latinize Gallant and Goofus for a new generation!