the titles and cover art make them HMHB's wario.
September 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
the titles and cover art make them HMHB's wario.
Why did we never get around to properly enacting HMHB’s Operation Less Pricks?
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September 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Why did we never get around to properly enacting HMHB’s Operation Less Pricks?
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HMHB's Irk the Purists
September 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
HMHB's Irk the Purists
Are you familiar with HMHB's song, Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves? Some good fun asides about prog there as well as being generally great.
July 20, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Are you familiar with HMHB's song, Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves? Some good fun asides about prog there as well as being generally great.
Pleasantly surprised to read that HMHB's Alehouse Futsal has been selected to be played during the hydration breaks in tonight's game. Great decision from all those involved.
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July 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Pleasantly surprised to read that HMHB's Alehouse Futsal has been selected to be played during the hydration breaks in tonight's game. Great decision from all those involved.
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If you ignore the odd spelling mistake/typo (eg, 'Martin Shepherdson'), this is surely the greatest festival lineup of all-time. Interesting to note HMHB's low billing back then - I sincerely hope a Running Order Squabble Fest ensued.
June 26, 2026 at 8:13 AM
If you ignore the odd spelling mistake/typo (eg, 'Martin Shepherdson'), this is surely the greatest festival lineup of all-time. Interesting to note HMHB's low billing back then - I sincerely hope a Running Order Squabble Fest ensued.
"In this lecture I will demonstrate that The Strokes were a phenomenon of hauntology ..."
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
May 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
"In this lecture I will demonstrate that The Strokes were a phenomenon of hauntology ..."
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
(at this point, I am about to say "Yeah, right..." in the style of the music journo conducting the interview in #hmhb's peerless song 'Used To Be in Evil Gazebo'.)
Bearing in mind though.. HMHB's Blackwell is an extremely savvy writer.
April 28, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Bearing in mind though.. HMHB's Blackwell is an extremely savvy writer.
When I saw a list of #RSD26 releases, it was striking how many artists were referenced in #HMHB tracks. As this is the 1st RSD since the release of HMHB's excellent song about the day, I made this into a quiz on the Lyrics Project. Comment 449 in this thread
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The HMHB Friday Quiz (Chapter 3) – The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project
Feel free to set any questions you feel might entertain people, but if possible, do wait until the previous question has run its course.
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April 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
When I saw a list of #RSD26 releases, it was striking how many artists were referenced in #HMHB tracks. As this is the 1st RSD since the release of HMHB's excellent song about the day, I made this into a quiz on the Lyrics Project. Comment 449 in this thread
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Sixth-form party where Hawkwind's 'Sonic Attack' completely killed the vibe, together with HMHB's 'Jesus Christ! Come on down! genius.com/Half-man-hal...
Half Man Half Biscuit – 99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
Jesus Christ come on down! / If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow / You need butter, milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw / In debt I owe someone a fiver
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April 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sixth-form party where Hawkwind's 'Sonic Attack' completely killed the vibe, together with HMHB's 'Jesus Christ! Come on down! genius.com/Half-man-hal...
Giving it all the gravity and respect it deserves, HMHB's Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
Half Man Half Biscuit - Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets [Official Audio]
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January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Giving it all the gravity and respect it deserves, HMHB's Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
#MusicinMusic
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
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#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
#MusicinMusic
#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
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#MusicChallenge
For the last day, its the bountiful trove of HMHB's back catalogue again.
Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg
youtu.be/q8XAmULvg1s?...
I keep encountering them. Though I think HMHB's 80s stuff might be their weakest. They're really on a roll from about 1997-2005.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I keep encountering them. Though I think HMHB's 80s stuff might be their weakest. They're really on a roll from about 1997-2005.
This is very much a Me Problem, but it also leads to pre-purchasing an album, forgetting I've done it, and so I've purchased it again on release day (which iTunes would happily let me do). Which is why my iTunes has two copies of HMHB's 90 Bisodol.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is very much a Me Problem, but it also leads to pre-purchasing an album, forgetting I've done it, and so I've purchased it again on release day (which iTunes would happily let me do). Which is why my iTunes has two copies of HMHB's 90 Bisodol.
I always thought Kevin might be the one of the gang who had a Scalextric in HMHB's Dukla Prague Away Kit, a few years down the line.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I always thought Kevin might be the one of the gang who had a Scalextric in HMHB's Dukla Prague Away Kit, a few years down the line.
Don’t suppose any Rovs peeps on here have any cool way in with HMHB’s big Nige?
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Don’t suppose any Rovs peeps on here have any cool way in with HMHB’s big Nige?
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽
HMHB’s ‘Vatican Broadside’ as an earworm after hearing the 6Music news bulletin about the Pope & The King 🤔😂
a group of people are playing instruments and one of them has a mask on
ALT: a group of people are playing instruments and one of them has a mask on
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October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
HMHB’s ‘Vatican Broadside’ as an earworm after hearing the 6Music news bulletin about the Pope & The King 🤔😂
On a more musical but still Spain-flavoured note, the (physical) post concert fight between reunited Andalucian 90s duo Andy and Lucas (the latter who had a most bizarre botched nosejob recently) seems to be mimicking HMHB's (fictional) Climie Fisher spat (but with less gravel).
Half Man Half Biscuit - Ballad of Climie Fisher [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On a more musical but still Spain-flavoured note, the (physical) post concert fight between reunited Andalucian 90s duo Andy and Lucas (the latter who had a most bizarre botched nosejob recently) seems to be mimicking HMHB's (fictional) Climie Fisher spat (but with less gravel).
Am I allowed like half of HMHB's early funny stuff?
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Am I allowed like half of HMHB's early funny stuff?
HMHB's answer to The Modern Antiquarian
It’s Friday & I’m pleased to announce that for the Half Man Half Biscuit fan who thinks they have everything,a new HMHB map of the UK has arrived with over 200 locations mentioned in their inimitable lyrics. Something for the weekend? Oh, yes, I think so. xx
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October 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
HMHB's answer to The Modern Antiquarian
And there's another (indirect) Ted reference in HMHB's 'Uffington Wassail': "Lazy greedy farmers, pick your OWN strawberries!"
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Credited with inventing pick your own on his farm as well
September 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And there's another (indirect) Ted reference in HMHB's 'Uffington Wassail': "Lazy greedy farmers, pick your OWN strawberries!"
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I'd forgotten about him until hearing HMHB's 'D'ye ken Ted Moult?' for the first time a couple of years ago
Just mentioned Ted Moult to someone who is pretty clued up on old TV etc and they had no idea who I was talking about. He was famous for decades right through to his untimely death in 1986 and yet seems to have culturally disappeared.
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'd forgotten about him until hearing HMHB's 'D'ye ken Ted Moult?' for the first time a couple of years ago
I realise of course I stole the idea of a publicly benevolent serial killer from hmhb's In A Suffolk Ditch, where he targets people generally we could do without (e.g. Nicholas Witchell). He considers his deeds just and akin to doing a beach tidy-up or Neighbourhood Watch.
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I realise of course I stole the idea of a publicly benevolent serial killer from hmhb's In A Suffolk Ditch, where he targets people generally we could do without (e.g. Nicholas Witchell). He considers his deeds just and akin to doing a beach tidy-up or Neighbourhood Watch.
#ALL50RTS
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
August 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
#ALL50RTS
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.
The penultimate MISSING ARTIST is also the last of the 45-pointers.
THE KILLERS
It's 'Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine'.
Along with HMHB's 'National Shite Day', a constant C21 presence in the top 100 until Bonus Bonanza week.