Oh JD’s telling us, ok never mind then
July 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh JD’s telling us, ok never mind then
Oh, JD’s just practicing for when he gets handed the big job.
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh, JD’s just practicing for when he gets handed the big job.
We fixed JD’s book title
June 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
We fixed JD’s book title
Seriously, no couch necessary. (JD’s got it tied up anyway.)
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Seriously, no couch necessary. (JD’s got it tied up anyway.)
Elon is totally gonna get JD’s couch pregnant.
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon is totally gonna get JD’s couch pregnant.
This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN
JD's March for Life speech got real dark real quick
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
JD's March for Life speech got real dark real quick
Facts don’t care about JD’s feelings
March 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Facts don’t care about JD’s feelings
"I don't really understand these things." This should be carved on JD's tombstone.
FOX & FRIENDS: Do you have any immediate plans to join Jared and Steve?
JD VANCE: It's always a delicate coordination dance with the diplomatic protocols. I've gotta be honest with you -- I don't really understand these things
JD VANCE: It's always a delicate coordination dance with the diplomatic protocols. I've gotta be honest with you -- I don't really understand these things
June 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"I don't really understand these things." This should be carved on JD's tombstone.
Well, that’s some serious Nazi shit from JD’s pal Curtis.
The degree to which these people should be locked in an asylum cannot be overstated
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Well, that’s some serious Nazi shit from JD’s pal Curtis.
JD’s own words.
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
JD’s own words.
You can be a nazi or the most boring man alive, or in JD's case, both
Vance: "President Trump did not built the greatest coalition in politics by running his supporters through endless, self-defeating purity tests ... we don't care if you're controversial or a little bit boring, people of every faith come to our banner."
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can be a nazi or the most boring man alive, or in JD's case, both
JD's kids be like...
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
October 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
JD's kids be like...
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
JD's going to need sectional healing after this one.
August 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
JD's going to need sectional healing after this one.
JD’s brother? With less hair?
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
JD’s brother? With less hair?
WOW. Look at the fraud in JD’s Ohio!
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
WOW. Look at the fraud in JD’s Ohio!
“Is this JD’s couch?”
What do you notice about Marco Rubio as he sat in the Oval Office while Trump yelled at Zelensky?
March 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“Is this JD’s couch?”
JD's maiden name is Couchfucker.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
JD's maiden name is Couchfucker.
it's JD's first day at standing school
(Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
(Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
September 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
it's JD's first day at standing school
(Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
(Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
All this leaking is going to make JD's eyeliner run ...
September 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
All this leaking is going to make JD's eyeliner run ...
JD’s tour of terror needs to stop.
May 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
JD’s tour of terror needs to stop.
Marathon? I’m sure every hour in JD’s presence must feel like an eternity - but come on, he just got there.
April 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Marathon? I’m sure every hour in JD’s presence must feel like an eternity - but come on, he just got there.
I’m sure JD’s fraud squad will be all over this. 🙄
September 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’m sure JD’s fraud squad will be all over this. 🙄
JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans."
REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.
REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.
October 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans."
REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.
REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.