Trump deleted his Trump Jesus post.
April 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Trump deleted his Trump Jesus post.
Jesus hates Donald Trump. Pass it along. Glory!
June 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Jesus hates Donald Trump. Pass it along. Glory!
MAGA: “Trump > Jesus”
November 30, 2024 at 7:31 AM
MAGA: “Trump > Jesus”
i wouldn't want jesus to represent me because frankly he didn't do a very good job in his own trial
October 20, 2023 at 5:38 PM
i wouldn't want jesus to represent me because frankly he didn't do a very good job in his own trial
I would flip Jesus on Trump.
October 5, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I would flip Jesus on Trump.
Too much of a fuckup for the Trump White House. Jesus.
September 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Too much of a fuckup for the Trump White House. Jesus.
Trump would have deported Jesus.
January 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Trump would have deported Jesus.
Another day where MAGA “Christians” had to choose between the teachings of Jesus and the bile of Trump and, as usual, they chose Orange Jesus over Bible Jesus.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Another day where MAGA “Christians” had to choose between the teachings of Jesus and the bile of Trump and, as usual, they chose Orange Jesus over Bible Jesus.
Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Whether it's Donald Trump portraying himself as Jesus or a would-be Trump assassin portraying himself as Jesus, there's crazy people thinking they're Jesus on both sides.
May 25, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Whether it's Donald Trump portraying himself as Jesus or a would-be Trump assassin portraying himself as Jesus, there's crazy people thinking they're Jesus on both sides.
Jesus, Trump is a fucking mess
August 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Jesus, Trump is a fucking mess
Unfair, James. It was easy for Jesus to be a nice guy. Because, as Donald Trump would be the first to tell you, no one ever treated Jesus as badly as we have treated Trump.
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.
March 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Unfair, James. It was easy for Jesus to be a nice guy. Because, as Donald Trump would be the first to tell you, no one ever treated Jesus as badly as we have treated Trump.
“I answer to only three men: Donald Trump, Jack Daniels, and Jesus Christ.”
Hegseth: I don't answer to anyone in this group, none of you, not to that camera at all. I answer to President Trump.. I answer to the 50— the 100 senators who are part of this process and those in the committee.
December 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
“I answer to only three men: Donald Trump, Jack Daniels, and Jesus Christ.”
Worship Jesus this Christmas season before Trump deports him.
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Worship Jesus this Christmas season before Trump deports him.
Wouldn't want to illustrate a story about Trump cosplaying Jesus with the image of Trump cosplaying Jesus.
April 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Wouldn't want to illustrate a story about Trump cosplaying Jesus with the image of Trump cosplaying Jesus.
MAGA Republicans have replaced Jesus with Trump
December 4, 2024 at 12:32 AM
MAGA Republicans have replaced Jesus with Trump
jesus christ. pure evil. the day donald trump takes his final breath will be a holiday
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
jesus christ. pure evil. the day donald trump takes his final breath will be a holiday
Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!
Not today, Satan‼️
A “spiritual advisor” comparing Donald Trump to Jesus is just gross, especially during Holy Week.
How about this comparison? Jesus fed the poor. Trump gutted USAID, and people are starving worldwide.
A “spiritual advisor” comparing Donald Trump to Jesus is just gross, especially during Holy Week.
How about this comparison? Jesus fed the poor. Trump gutted USAID, and people are starving worldwide.
April 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Not today, Satan‼️
A “spiritual advisor” comparing Donald Trump to Jesus is just gross, especially during Holy Week.
How about this comparison? Jesus fed the poor. Trump gutted USAID, and people are starving worldwide.
A “spiritual advisor” comparing Donald Trump to Jesus is just gross, especially during Holy Week.
How about this comparison? Jesus fed the poor. Trump gutted USAID, and people are starving worldwide.
as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
Hegseth is now comparing Trump to Jesus
"Even though they witnessed a literal miracle, it didn't matter" -- Hegseth offers an anecdote about being in church last Sunday to compare the American media to Pharisees
April 16, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Hegseth is now comparing Trump to Jesus
Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.
April 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.
Trump deleted his post depicting himself as Jesus.
April 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Trump deleted his post depicting himself as Jesus.
It’s almost like a coordinated talking point went out on Red Cross doctor Jesus H. Trump.
April 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It’s almost like a coordinated talking point went out on Red Cross doctor Jesus H. Trump.
The Confrontation Of Trump With Jesus.
September 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The Confrontation Of Trump With Jesus.