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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"Christians" in Congress ignoring Jesus's command to not pray in public (Matthew 6:5-7) to beseech permission to ignore Jesus's command to give to the poor (Matthew 19:21) with their hideous Big Ugly Bill.

These are not Christians. They are selfish scoundrels who only pretend to follow Jesus.
July 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
handle.invalid
I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score
December 27, 2023 at 10:01 PM
nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Jesus’s parents were unwed and undocumented. So he got what he deserved.

by J. D. Vance
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
nashishereforit.bsky.social
Celebrating Jesus’s birthday by killing in his name…
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
georgetakei.bsky.social
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
Picture of a hornet’s nest claiming the LGBTQ are hiding cameras inside them and they need to be knocked down in Jesus’s name
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
xkcd.com
What if the wise men kept walking after Jesus’s birth?

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What if the wise men kept walking after Jesus’s birth?
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March 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
October 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
bcdreyer.social
Jesus’s
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jepaco.bsky.social Jeff @jepaco.bsky.social · Jul 23
Politico writes “They believe Harris’ relative strength with young, Black and Brown voters….”

So I came here to see if @bcdreyer.bsky.social had mentioned the use of apostrophe.

I’ve been writing “Harris’s” which is also how I pronounce it.
July 23, 2024 at 11:24 AM
javachik.bsky.social
You cannot claim to actually follow Jesus’s teachings if you vote for people to go without food.
March 30, 2026 at 5:04 AM
kcg.bsky.social
indiana jones and the big big hole

“this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
August 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Why my comeback was more impressive than Jesus’s.

by Donald Trump
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
patcarbul.bsky.social
How can anyone who follows Jesus’s teachings let children go hungry?
June 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ilikemints.bsky.social
just read the phrase "aslan is jesus's fursona"
October 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
sundaedivine.lol
Hope your Good Friday went better than Jesus’s did.
April 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Little kids being killed in mass is Jesus's way of letting you know he's sending all your prayers to voicemail.
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
erosen1.bsky.social
Pretty sure Jesus’s followers weren’t irate when people repeated what he had said after he died.
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
timbertoad.bsky.social
Just in: Recently uncovered! Jesus's last will and testament exonerates Trump.
May 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
You know who else was an Open Borders guy? Jesus.

According to the Gospel of Matthew, Jesus's family escaped Herod's purported infant killing spree by crossing the border to Egypt.

I guess he's "gross" to Laura Loomer too.
May 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Joel Osteen’s estate is such over-the-top, opulent defiance of Jesus’s teachings that I think it qualifies as a legit “mansion.”
April 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
seamussaid.bsky.social
(Joseph smelling Jesus's first dirty diaper) holy shit
December 23, 2024 at 4:01 PM
billmckibben.bsky.social
Literally Jesus’s parents had to flee to another country with their baby to avoid the imperial police
markjacob.bsky.social Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · Dec 8
Here’s the birth of Christ being defiled by masked federal thugs who think terrorizing marginalized people is funny.
Homeland Security would have zip-tied the baby Jesus if its agents had been deployed in Bethlehem.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM