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Pete Kegsbreath’s favorite passage… cheers.
April 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The man in charge of America's bombs just leaked classified military plans. Again. Let us review Pete Kegsbreath’s latest drunken idiocy.
Thou Shalt Fire the Drunkard
Pete Hegseth leaked airstrike plans again.
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April 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don't worry, y'all. Pete Kegsbreath's got this.
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Keg. Kegsbreath's keg
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
An Iranian embassy is now trolling the Trump administration over Kegsbreath’s purge of US military leadership in the middle of a war. That’s where we are.
April 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'll take these misfits over Kegsbreath's warriors any day. (Yes I'm watching Stripes 🤣🤣)
July 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Yep. Just like Kegsbreath's General Patton cosplay.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Lobsters crab legs and Kegsbreath’s alcohol.
April 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Not to worry.

Kegsbreath's shitty-form chin ups will guard all that data.
The Pentagon is notifying millions of current and former U.S. military servicemembers and staff that hackers stole their *unencrypted* personal information during a months-long data breach. The agency that had the breach also handles ID and login/credential access to U.S. military systems and bases.
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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September 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I hope they play this back at Kegsbreath’s “Nuremberg trial.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How have the Joint Chiefs of Staff not beaten Pete Kegsbreath's ass in the Pentagon parking lot yet?
September 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Kegsbreath’s testosterone ideology is just that. 🧵
July 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Pete Kegsbreath's recommended tipple
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Share Penis Kegsbreath’s junk science far and wide!!!
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭

Low T Pete will never live this down.
July 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Kegsbreath’s momma told the world who her son is, and the felon hired him after reading her *Review*.
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Kegsbreath’s own mother wrote a letter to him basically calling him an abusive piece of shit
February 27, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"No Tab Pete" says it all; explains Kegsbreath's hyper aggressive performances about masculinity and lethality. Doth protest too much
Army generals have a brutal new nickname for Pete Hegseth. But it requires context to fully understand.

Full video explainer here: www.instagram.com/reel/Dc67vNo...
September 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This entire "press conference" was embarrassing and cringeworthy. Between Trump's babbling and Kegsbreath's chest thumping, it was really hard to watch.
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tax the FUCK out of Kegsbreath’s Church
August 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Good news: the remaining confederate generals in Kegsbreath’s military are going to have to live with themselves for bowing down to a Fox News Host.
October 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
AOC's Got KegsBreath's Number....
March 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
He’ll be Kegsbreath’s replacement. Totally on brand.
April 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
TFG in Qater. He needs to borrow Kegsbreath's makeup studio in the Pentagon.
June 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's a sly comment to kegsbreath's vernacular. But yeah.
February 28, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Pete Kegsbreath's pot calling the kettle black!
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May 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM