#M&I
S I M
September 4, 2024 at 10:37 PM
AND I got an m&m concrete mixer
June 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When I eat M&Ms, I smash two together and eat the one that cracks first. I do this until there is one “Highlander” M&M, which I do not eat because he is the winner and something bad will happen if I eat it. 4/
September 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
a man says when i 'm wrong i say i 'm wrong
ALT: a man says when i 'm wrong i say i 'm wrong
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December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
May 2, 2024 at 7:56 PM
c o m m i s s i o n 🦎🔷
February 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
LOOK AT BRIDGET'S BALL FORM, I;M CRYING
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I hate when I eat the last M&M in the bag without realizing. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment.
May 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
in retrospect i can see how having a dedicated peanut m&m drawer in my bedside table was a bad idea
September 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I miss when billionaires used to implode 3000 m underwater
March 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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March 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
give me the i m m o r t a l m i l k
June 19, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I painted small rocks like M&Ms
July 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM
g a m i n g

#jinxdoodles
October 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
M I A:
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The name is Mamdani M-A-M-D-A-N-I
June 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey Hey! I´m new here, have a look at what I do:
April 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
M A R M I T A
October 8, 2024 at 9:58 AM
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
M a i d
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM