#Mashed&Smashed
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stabbyspice.bsky.social
Me: Lolín, would you rather have mashed potatoes or smashed potatoes?

L: ...smashed.

Me: (dancing badly) mashed...or smashed, mashed...or smashed, mashed...or smashed, mashed...or smashed, mashed...or smashed, mashed...or smashed...

L: JESUS CHRIST MOM YOU HAVE ONE JOB AND IT IS TO NOT BE CRINGE
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
dreyesceron.bsky.social
the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park
May 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ronnisalt.bsky.social
I've got mashed potatoes at the ready - absolutely smashed ones
May 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
jewkrainian.bsky.social
the utility of the potato is something that cannot be dismissed. baked, fried, smashed, mashed, fries, tots, hashbrowns, latkes, etc etc
May 31, 2026 at 4:27 PM
youremceekayvee.bsky.social
Every year I made a different prank April Fool’s meal for my kids. Here’s one fun year with:
-Clif bar w/ chocolate syrup for “beef & gravy”
-Taffy that I shaped into “peas & carrots”
-Vanilla cake smashed w/ caramel syrup for
“mashed potatoes & gravy”
-Banana Now & Later for a pat of “butter”
Fun faux meal for April Fool’s Day: -Clif bar w/ chocolate syrup for “beef & gravy” -Taffy that I shaped into “peas & carrots” -Vanilla cake smashed w/ caramel syrup for “mashed potatoes & gravy” -Banana Now & Later for a pat of “butter”
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
fat-purple-dino.bsky.social
Got smashed with boiling water making mashed potatoes 😔
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
chocotaurnsfw.bsky.social
I have this one from 2020 saved as "Detectives" but Kyle Hyde is, technically, a salesman. I lied to myself.
Dojima puts his big mean peepee into Kyle's Hyde presumably grouchy anushole. It enters. The sound it makes is like if you took a mashed potato and smashed Dojima's dick into it. Scrhrhhhlll.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
socalgshep.bsky.social
Mashed potatoes?
Nah, SMASHED POTATOES 🤜💥🥔
January 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
zombieautopilot.swifties.social
I’m gonna eat some MASHED POTATOES

Boutta go crazy on some smashed taters

It’s gonna happen!! Happen SOON!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
merrittk.com
As a kid I thought "smashed potatoes" was just a funny way of saying mashed potatoes. How wrong I was
June 26, 2023 at 2:12 PM
errezurera.bsky.social
I’ve had a crap day so I made my childhood comfort meal: breaded “chicken” with mashed potatoes (the vegan version, of course) 🤲🏻💚
Smashed potatoes with vegan breaded “chicken”.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
packbenpack.bsky.social
i'm over "smashing." the smashed version of something is always inferior to a different form

smashed potatoes < mashed potatoes
smash burgers < regular burgers
smash brothers < brothers in christ
July 6, 2023 at 4:07 PM
8bittripper.bsky.social
My son calls mashed potatoes "smashed potatoes", which we now have adopted
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 PM
beckyhammer.bsky.social
It appears that I have made patacón nachos
A tray of patacones (smashed fried green plantains, also known as tostones) covered in mashed avocado, black beans, pico de gallo, and queso fresco
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
libanezink.bsky.social
something about mashed potatoes, man….it’s so good 🔅 smashed taters…..
July 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
thebigchingon.bsky.social
Fried cubed potatoes, fried strip potatoes, fried waffle potatoes, fried curly potatoes, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, smashed potatoes, potatoes au gratin, potato stew, potato chowder, hash browned potatoes...
December 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
bobbylewis.bsky.social
#goodlunch good dinner edition
a homemade turkey burger with spicy bbq sauce, a slice of gouda, creole tomato, arugula, and turkey bacon on a toasted and rather smashed sesame seed bun. with sides of a simple roasted broccoli and sour cream mashed potatoes (from a packet)
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 AM
ajet.bsky.social
Personally I like potatoes smashed and mashed
#SmashedPotato2025
a pot of mashed potatoes is being stirred by a person with tattoos
ALT: a pot of mashed potatoes is being stirred by a person with tattoos
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April 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
ireneczermak.bsky.social
I mach heute smashed Potatoes und hier weiß jede was das ist net so wie auf Twittrs wo ma dann erklärt bekommt "du meinst Mashed Potatoes".
September 23, 2023 at 2:00 PM
A pantry breakfast— smashed chickpeas with lemon, dijon, evoo, dill, and pickles on toast.

#veganfood
Whole grain toast topped with mashed chickpea salad.
March 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
thedopebohemian.bsky.social
Baked. Fried. Roasted. Mashed. Smashed. Punched. Hasselbacked. You naaaaaaame it!!!
sophianyx.bsky.social Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · Dec 26
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
nerdydodger.bsky.social
fun fact I cooked this elaborate meal and freddie smashed it as soon as I sat down
braised short ribs on a bed of mashed potatoes. side of brown sugar roasted carrots
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
chaoticsimmer.bsky.social
This is Quinn's food selection lol Girl only accepts ice cream, oatmeal cereal, mashed peas, papaya paste, mashed mango, applesauce and banana slices. After so many plates flying I didn't have the audacity to give her smashed lemon 😅
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 AM
jseabird.bsky.social
Some confused soul a quarter mile away wondering how someone smashed their windshield with mashed potatoes
July 2, 2026 at 9:53 AM