#McDonald's
McDonald's "[X] Served" - After reaching 99 billion, McDonald's stopped counting and has instead switched their messaging to mean "served" as in "community/employee/family" aid, which as we all know is bullshit

They were counting up to 99,999,999,999 standard hamburgers:

~25 trillion calories
November 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A UK commercial for the Sonic McDonald's 2003 Happy Meals.
November 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Space McDonald's Fly Thru
ALT: Space McDonald's Fly Thru
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November 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
American McDonald's apple slices taste like clinical depression
October 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Yesterday, paddling past the dock at McDonald's Landing. #NelsonBC #canada #reflection #canoeing
November 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You want to look like a real boss? Let me recommend this vintage McDonald's cowboy hat and belt buckle. (1978)
November 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Wait

I know that McDonald's
October 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Nothing beats a vintage McDonald’s Halloween Pail, but the design of this late 80s Hardee’s Halloween bag puts it in the conversation.
October 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
the cashier at McDonald's complimented my drawing so i drew her something
November 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
He's mad because we can't go to McDonald's right now 😭

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November 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I had McDonald's tonight
November 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
QTP with Food
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
That McDonald’s ketchup is old enough to run for President 😆
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
What a clown
October 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Drinking McDonald's Sprite out of this and then immediately being able to see the date and means of my death.
Happy #Halloween! 🎃

This Roman drinking cup features a relief of a skeleton surrounded by the attributes of a drinking party, flanked by two dancing grotesque figures.
A Greek inscription reads "Κτῶ χρῶ," which translates to "Acquire and use!", serving as a reminder to enjoy life's...🧵1/2

📷 me
October 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This Looks Intense
'McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure'
SEGA Mega Drive
November 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
McDonald's must face lawsuit over McRib, US judge rules reut.rs/4sAKZ9O
McDonald's must face lawsuit over McRib, US judge rules
A federal judge on Friday rejected McDonald's request to dismiss a proposed class action accusing it of defrauding consumers ​about the content of its McRib sandwich.
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October 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I have been promoted to director at old McDonald's farm I am now the cieio.
November 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I don't think McDonald's is hiring........
November 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Nothing illustrates the Halloween spirit quite like a ceramic jack-o-lantern with McDonald's arches for its eyes (1994)
October 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
MCIRB IS BACK
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
ontem eu estava no mcdonald’s aguardando meu pedido e no meu fone tocava carly rae jepsen - kollage. tirei o fone pra receber meu pedido e na periclitante rádio mcdonald’s estava tocando carly rae jepsen - shy boy
November 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Taco Bell 7-Up > Mcdonald’s Sprite
October 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I have treated myself to a McBreakfast

Sod the diet
October 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
The Grimace Reaper
November 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM