me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
Could everyone please wish Sir Barry Barkington a very happy 2nd birthday and tell him what a good boy he is.
August 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Could everyone please wish Sir Barry Barkington a very happy 2nd birthday and tell him what a good boy he is.
I’m just a birthday boy sir
June 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m just a birthday boy sir
Rest in peace my sweet, gentle, perfect boy.
💔 Sir Henry 2013-2026
💔 Sir Henry 2013-2026
August 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Rest in peace my sweet, gentle, perfect boy.
💔 Sir Henry 2013-2026
💔 Sir Henry 2013-2026
“You there, my boy, what day is it?”
“Why, it’s January 97th, sir!”
“Fuuuuuuck”
“Why, it’s January 97th, sir!”
“Fuuuuuuck”
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“You there, my boy, what day is it?”
“Why, it’s January 97th, sir!”
“Fuuuuuuck”
“Why, it’s January 97th, sir!”
“Fuuuuuuck”
Rubber Sir & boy w/ @justcantstahp.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Rubber Sir & boy w/ @justcantstahp.bsky.social
“Why sir, it’s AI bubble collapse day”
June 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“Why sir, it’s AI bubble collapse day”
“You! Boy! What day is it?”
“Why it’s verdict day, sir!”
“Then run to the store and buy the fattest sentence you can find!”
“Why it’s verdict day, sir!”
“Then run to the store and buy the fattest sentence you can find!”
May 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
“You! Boy! What day is it?”
“Why it’s verdict day, sir!”
“Then run to the store and buy the fattest sentence you can find!”
“Why it’s verdict day, sir!”
“Then run to the store and buy the fattest sentence you can find!”
boy is ready for you Sir.
April 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
boy is ready for you Sir.
I’ll be ur good boy, just go slow sir
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ll be ur good boy, just go slow sir
Service Boy is ready for SIR
January 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Service Boy is ready for SIR
Sir & Boy, printed in grey on black t's www.burlyshirts.com/sir-and-boy/
September 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Sir & Boy, printed in grey on black t's www.burlyshirts.com/sir-and-boy/
"What day is it boy ?"
"Why, it's Christmas Day, sir !"
"Why, it's Christmas Day, sir !"
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"What day is it boy ?"
"Why, it's Christmas Day, sir !"
"Why, it's Christmas Day, sir !"
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Me and my boy out at Trade tonight. Fuck I am a lucky Sir.
June 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me and my boy out at Trade tonight. Fuck I am a lucky Sir.
true man of the people
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
true man of the people
Sir Pentious being the best boy
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sir Pentious being the best boy
The Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
By A.D.Condo
February 25, 2026 at 12:21 PM
The Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo
By A.D.Condo
Im just a Good Boy sir 🥹
July 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Im just a Good Boy sir 🥹
For the boy who just bought Sir a protein shake
July 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
For the boy who just bought Sir a protein shake
"Good boys obey."
"Missing something in that sentence, boy."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Good, boy. Say it again."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Are you a good boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Say it, boy."
"I am a good boy, Sir."
"Are you ready to obey, boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Good boy. Now get on your knees."
"Missing something in that sentence, boy."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Good, boy. Say it again."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Are you a good boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Say it, boy."
"I am a good boy, Sir."
"Are you ready to obey, boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Good boy. Now get on your knees."
July 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Good boys obey."
"Missing something in that sentence, boy."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Good, boy. Say it again."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Are you a good boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Say it, boy."
"I am a good boy, Sir."
"Are you ready to obey, boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Good boy. Now get on your knees."
"Missing something in that sentence, boy."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Good, boy. Say it again."
"Good boys obey, Sir."
"Are you a good boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Say it, boy."
"I am a good boy, Sir."
"Are you ready to obey, boy?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Good boy. Now get on your knees."
Moments before being a very good boy for Sir.
July 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Moments before being a very good boy for Sir.