My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!
May 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My new special is OUT NOW! Watch TEA & SCOTCH on Gorilla Comedy+!
So @pattonoswalt.bsky.social's new special, Tea & Scotch, is a goddamn delight and you should watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
Patton Oswalt | Tea & Scotch (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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June 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
So @pattonoswalt.bsky.social's new special, Tea & Scotch, is a goddamn delight and you should watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.
May 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.
TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY. My new special, Tea & Scotch, premieres for free on YouTube. I’ll be in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET. Come watch and talk with me!
June 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY. My new special, Tea & Scotch, premieres for free on YouTube. I’ll be in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET. Come watch and talk with me!
CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link in my bio to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.
June 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link in my bio to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.
hard boiled egg (sam spade), softboy egg (philip marlowe), pickled egg (hank quinlan), century egg (Zhang), scrambled egg (Harry du Bois), tea stained egg (patrick jane), eggs benedict (guess), poached egg (Vidocq), scotch egg (rebus), omelette (maigret)
How did I only just put together that "hard boiled detective" is a kind of egg
September 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
hard boiled egg (sam spade), softboy egg (philip marlowe), pickled egg (hank quinlan), century egg (Zhang), scrambled egg (Harry du Bois), tea stained egg (patrick jane), eggs benedict (guess), poached egg (Vidocq), scotch egg (rebus), omelette (maigret)
Was Hegseth Drinking When He Threw U.S. Credibility Away?: Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor? I ask all these questions because the obvious take on this, that the Secretary…
Was Hegseth Drinking When He Threw U.S. Credibility Away?
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor? I ask all these questions because the obvious take on this, that the Secretary of Defense could…
politizoom.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Was Hegseth Drinking When He Threw U.S. Credibility Away?: Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor? I ask all these questions because the obvious take on this, that the Secretary…
Just watched @pattonoswalt.bsky.social 's latest special, and you can too at www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
More good stuff, Maynard.
More good stuff, Maynard.
Patton Oswalt | Tea & Scotch (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Just watched @pattonoswalt.bsky.social 's latest special, and you can too at www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFg...
More good stuff, Maynard.
More good stuff, Maynard.
Scotch, tea, and lemon juice
December 1, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Scotch, tea, and lemon juice
September 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
If you like scotch, here’s a tea for you
April 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
If you like scotch, here’s a tea for you
It’s been an equally sad and heartwarming day. Was going to have a cup of tea but went with a glass of scotch instead.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s been an equally sad and heartwarming day. Was going to have a cup of tea but went with a glass of scotch instead.
This week, Mr Pip has barked
Dodecahedrons
Orienteering
Spatial awareness
Slithy toves
Roundabout painters
David Batty
The absence of crumbs
Lorica segmentata
Peacocks
The drum solo opening to California Über Alles
Yingees tea
Adrian Chiles
Macaroni Scotch pies
and
Prestwick.
Dodecahedrons
Orienteering
Spatial awareness
Slithy toves
Roundabout painters
David Batty
The absence of crumbs
Lorica segmentata
Peacocks
The drum solo opening to California Über Alles
Yingees tea
Adrian Chiles
Macaroni Scotch pies
and
Prestwick.
May 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked
Dodecahedrons
Orienteering
Spatial awareness
Slithy toves
Roundabout painters
David Batty
The absence of crumbs
Lorica segmentata
Peacocks
The drum solo opening to California Über Alles
Yingees tea
Adrian Chiles
Macaroni Scotch pies
and
Prestwick.
Dodecahedrons
Orienteering
Spatial awareness
Slithy toves
Roundabout painters
David Batty
The absence of crumbs
Lorica segmentata
Peacocks
The drum solo opening to California Über Alles
Yingees tea
Adrian Chiles
Macaroni Scotch pies
and
Prestwick.
June 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
FROM @politizoom.bsky.social re Alcoholic #HEGSETH
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor?
politizoom.com/was-hegseth-...
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor?
politizoom.com/was-hegseth-...
Was Hegseth Drinking When He Threw U.S. Credibility Away?
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it's iced tea, then why isn't there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor?
politizoom.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
FROM @politizoom.bsky.social re Alcoholic #HEGSETH
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor?
politizoom.com/was-hegseth-...
Is that three fingers of scotch or does it just look like it? And if it’s iced tea, then why isn’t there any ice? And why does he sip on it like it was liquor?
politizoom.com/was-hegseth-...
Hegseth: It’s sweet tea... scotch flavored tea...
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hegseth: It’s sweet tea... scotch flavored tea...
Eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro,
Tea in a thermos whilst I crash the peso
Tea in a thermos whilst I crash the peso
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro,
Tea in a thermos whilst I crash the peso
Tea in a thermos whilst I crash the peso
While in Scotland we’re fully immersing ourselves in the local culture. Tonight’s tea is scotch pie and tatties washed down with Irn Bru.
May 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
While in Scotland we’re fully immersing ourselves in the local culture. Tonight’s tea is scotch pie and tatties washed down with Irn Bru.
Tea? India and china
Bangers and mash? The Romans introduced sausages to the British
Fish and chips? Sephardic Jews
Scotch Eggs? Also Sephardic Jews
Baked Beans? The American south
Mince pies? The Middle East
THIS IS JUST HOW FOOD WORKS
Bangers and mash? The Romans introduced sausages to the British
Fish and chips? Sephardic Jews
Scotch Eggs? Also Sephardic Jews
Baked Beans? The American south
Mince pies? The Middle East
THIS IS JUST HOW FOOD WORKS
September 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Tea? India and china
Bangers and mash? The Romans introduced sausages to the British
Fish and chips? Sephardic Jews
Scotch Eggs? Also Sephardic Jews
Baked Beans? The American south
Mince pies? The Middle East
THIS IS JUST HOW FOOD WORKS
Bangers and mash? The Romans introduced sausages to the British
Fish and chips? Sephardic Jews
Scotch Eggs? Also Sephardic Jews
Baked Beans? The American south
Mince pies? The Middle East
THIS IS JUST HOW FOOD WORKS
Mine thrived for the last 10-15 years of her (long) life on a diet consisting entirely of single malt scotch, weak tea at a temperature well above the melting point of lead, and Mr Kipling Fondant Fancies.
July 31, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Mine thrived for the last 10-15 years of her (long) life on a diet consisting entirely of single malt scotch, weak tea at a temperature well above the melting point of lead, and Mr Kipling Fondant Fancies.
it’s bank holiday weekend, full heatwave, and i’m lying in bed with a cup of tea and two giant scotch eggs. what a time to be alive
May 24, 2026 at 8:15 AM
it’s bank holiday weekend, full heatwave, and i’m lying in bed with a cup of tea and two giant scotch eggs. what a time to be alive
fresh out of the sandblaster today. Bespoke Initialed heavy bottom scotch glasses amd a cute little Calcifer tea light glass.
February 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
fresh out of the sandblaster today. Bespoke Initialed heavy bottom scotch glasses amd a cute little Calcifer tea light glass.