here’s what happens if you try to contact your senator through his website while being in Thailand
(I know it’s a canned error, but always imagine a little alarm going off in the webmaster’s office as a bright glowing dot appears on giant wall-sized map screen: SOMEONE IS ACCESSING US FROM ABROAD)
(I know it’s a canned error, but always imagine a little alarm going off in the webmaster’s office as a bright glowing dot appears on giant wall-sized map screen: SOMEONE IS ACCESSING US FROM ABROAD)
November 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
here’s what happens if you try to contact your senator through his website while being in Thailand
(I know it’s a canned error, but always imagine a little alarm going off in the webmaster’s office as a bright glowing dot appears on giant wall-sized map screen: SOMEONE IS ACCESSING US FROM ABROAD)
(I know it’s a canned error, but always imagine a little alarm going off in the webmaster’s office as a bright glowing dot appears on giant wall-sized map screen: SOMEONE IS ACCESSING US FROM ABROAD)
The desire to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING, IMMEDIATELY, TO FIX IT is overriding the fact that in reality this sort of thing gets addressed slow-time - by learning the webmaster's identity, issuing formal DMCAs, and getting them bogged down in so many proceedings that they shutter.
It suuuuuucks.
It suuuuuucks.
November 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The desire to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING, IMMEDIATELY, TO FIX IT is overriding the fact that in reality this sort of thing gets addressed slow-time - by learning the webmaster's identity, issuing formal DMCAs, and getting them bogged down in so many proceedings that they shutter.
It suuuuuucks.
It suuuuuucks.
Attention webmasters and sysadmins: new critical PHP vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 / 109619) are being actively targeted in the wild. 🛠️
Updating your CMS won't protect you, the fix must happen at the PHP runtime level.
ihaveapc.com/2026/10/a-we...
Updating your CMS won't protect you, the fix must happen at the PHP runtime level.
ihaveapc.com/2026/10/a-we...
A Webmaster’s Guide to Surviving the Latest PHP Vulnerabilities (2026) - I Have A PC
A look at the recently disclosed PHP vulnerabilities and how webmasters can protect their sites against it.
ihaveapc.com
October 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Attention webmasters and sysadmins: new critical PHP vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 / 109619) are being actively targeted in the wild. 🛠️
Updating your CMS won't protect you, the fix must happen at the PHP runtime level.
ihaveapc.com/2026/10/a-we...
Updating your CMS won't protect you, the fix must happen at the PHP runtime level.
ihaveapc.com/2026/10/a-we...
laughing my ass off at cigarettes.com, and the webmaster’s decree that implies, in the case of cigarettes.com, that cigarettes is a simple word transformed into a powerful platform
October 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
laughing my ass off at cigarettes.com, and the webmaster’s decree that implies, in the case of cigarettes.com, that cigarettes is a simple word transformed into a powerful platform
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I built for MacGizmoGuy - It's a rather extensive collection that encompasses my decades-long presence on the web and participation since the very dawn of social media.
macgizmoguy.wordpress.com
September 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
I’m Back–With My Balticon Schedule Too
Like it says on the box, I'm back on the web. JeanMarieWard.com was down for the better part of a year thanks after a someone hacked my former webmaster's server. But a brilliant friend not only recovered most of the data from the Wayback Machine, she taught…
Like it says on the box, I'm back on the web. JeanMarieWard.com was down for the better part of a year thanks after a someone hacked my former webmaster's server. But a brilliant friend not only recovered most of the data from the Wayback Machine, she taught…
I’m Back–With My Balticon Schedule Too
Like it says on the box, I'm back on the web. JeanMarieWard.com was down for the better part of a year thanks after a someone hacked my former webmaster's server. But a brilliant friend not only recovered most of the data from the Wayback Machine, she taught me how to navigate process of rebuilding the site. Who knew building blocks could be SO HARD?
jeanmarieward.com
May 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m Back–With My Balticon Schedule Too
Like it says on the box, I'm back on the web. JeanMarieWard.com was down for the better part of a year thanks after a someone hacked my former webmaster's server. But a brilliant friend not only recovered most of the data from the Wayback Machine, she taught…
Like it says on the box, I'm back on the web. JeanMarieWard.com was down for the better part of a year thanks after a someone hacked my former webmaster's server. But a brilliant friend not only recovered most of the data from the Wayback Machine, she taught…
I haven't promoted my #website, #JeanMarieWard.com, over the past year, because my webmaster's server was hacked. His sites lost their security certificates, & the data was hopelessly corrupted. But a friend has helped me rebuild using the #WaybackMachine. With luck we'll relaunch this week! :D
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I haven't promoted my #website, #JeanMarieWard.com, over the past year, because my webmaster's server was hacked. His sites lost their security certificates, & the data was hopelessly corrupted. But a friend has helped me rebuild using the #WaybackMachine. With luck we'll relaunch this week! :D
It's a bad script among bad scripts. DiNozzo asks if the webmaster's a "super fly cyber pimp"—a phrase the internet's tried to forget. #ncis
November 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
It's a bad script among bad scripts. DiNozzo asks if the webmaster's a "super fly cyber pimp"—a phrase the internet's tried to forget. #ncis
This is such a cool concept! Pitting F1 teams against each other, but based on their websites.
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
And the video is live.
It's a long one, but I made sure to time stamp it if you just want to jump to the results for each section (but you should totally just watch the entire thing 😅)
youtu.be/PBDU2krty0M
It's a long one, but I made sure to time stamp it if you just want to jump to the results for each section (but you should totally just watch the entire thing 😅)
youtu.be/PBDU2krty0M
March 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is such a cool concept! Pitting F1 teams against each other, but based on their websites.
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
youtu.be/bIEObO6UMKk
Eugene and Webmaster's bond is put to the test!
#HowtoTrainYourDragon #DreamWorksDragons #TheNineRealms #DreamWorks #Hulu #DuuzDizDin
Eugene and Webmaster's bond is put to the test!
#HowtoTrainYourDragon #DreamWorksDragons #TheNineRealms #DreamWorks #Hulu #DuuzDizDin
February 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
youtu.be/bIEObO6UMKk
Eugene and Webmaster's bond is put to the test!
#HowtoTrainYourDragon #DreamWorksDragons #TheNineRealms #DreamWorks #Hulu #DuuzDizDin
Eugene and Webmaster's bond is put to the test!
#HowtoTrainYourDragon #DreamWorksDragons #TheNineRealms #DreamWorks #Hulu #DuuzDizDin
If you went to college,
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1 biochemistry haha
2 broadcasting
3 yes! One semester in: advertising/graphic design
4 marketing specialist wearing a webmaster's hat
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1 biochemistry haha
2 broadcasting
3 yes! One semester in: advertising/graphic design
4 marketing specialist wearing a webmaster's hat
f you went to college,
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1. open to a lot of engineering fields
2. chemical engineering
3. nope
4. power plant computer simulations
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1. open to a lot of engineering fields
2. chemical engineering
3. nope
4. power plant computer simulations
if you went to college,
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1. wanted to do organic chemistry lol
2. biochemistry major!
3. switched to Environmental Management
4. non-profit webinar monkey, basically. pays the bills
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1. wanted to do organic chemistry lol
2. biochemistry major!
3. switched to Environmental Management
4. non-profit webinar monkey, basically. pays the bills
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you went to college,
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1 biochemistry haha
2 broadcasting
3 yes! One semester in: advertising/graphic design
4 marketing specialist wearing a webmaster's hat
1. career goal when started?
2. first major?
3. changed major?
4. what do you do now professionally
1 biochemistry haha
2 broadcasting
3 yes! One semester in: advertising/graphic design
4 marketing specialist wearing a webmaster's hat
What will Webmaster’s mum do if they steal the Lucky Cat?
August 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What will Webmaster’s mum do if they steal the Lucky Cat?
The webmaster's equivalent of going to the store for milk and coming home with four bags of produce. :D
November 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The webmaster's equivalent of going to the store for milk and coming home with four bags of produce. :D
But I searched the business name and got a hit from LinkedIn, the webmaster's profile. Great! Searched her name and got a FB page.
It's a 'remembering' FB page as it turns out she died nearly 10 years ago in an accident. Damn.
It's a 'remembering' FB page as it turns out she died nearly 10 years ago in an accident. Damn.
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
But I searched the business name and got a hit from LinkedIn, the webmaster's profile. Great! Searched her name and got a FB page.
It's a 'remembering' FB page as it turns out she died nearly 10 years ago in an accident. Damn.
It's a 'remembering' FB page as it turns out she died nearly 10 years ago in an accident. Damn.
So here's a thread about lost media (a song):
26 years ago, there was a bit of a song that played over the Flash intro to the old Abstract Studios comics website.
The song was 'She Is' by a band called Zen Radio, fronted by the webmaster's brother (or brother-in-law?).
26 years ago, there was a bit of a song that played over the Flash intro to the old Abstract Studios comics website.
The song was 'She Is' by a band called Zen Radio, fronted by the webmaster's brother (or brother-in-law?).
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So here's a thread about lost media (a song):
26 years ago, there was a bit of a song that played over the Flash intro to the old Abstract Studios comics website.
The song was 'She Is' by a band called Zen Radio, fronted by the webmaster's brother (or brother-in-law?).
26 years ago, there was a bit of a song that played over the Flash intro to the old Abstract Studios comics website.
The song was 'She Is' by a band called Zen Radio, fronted by the webmaster's brother (or brother-in-law?).
ive been revisiting an old old old website that is one of my favorites in the world that has a diary reaching back into the 90s, and the webmaster's perspectives on toy companionship have been killing me in this kind of way
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ive been revisiting an old old old website that is one of my favorites in the world that has a diary reaching back into the 90s, and the webmaster's perspectives on toy companionship have been killing me in this kind of way
The webmaster's master has told him that there is no more being the webmaster today.
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The webmaster's master has told him that there is no more being the webmaster today.
Fanart page on personal site which lets visitors vote on an image each week so that the chosen art becomes the webmaster's profile picture on other websites...
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fanart page on personal site which lets visitors vote on an image each week so that the chosen art becomes the webmaster's profile picture on other websites...
That section of the website is in need of expansion, I know it is on the webmaster's to-do list. But here is the list with artists!
2025: Common Loon - Sam Zimmerman
2024: Golden-winged Warbler - Natasza Fontaine
2023: Belted Kingfisher - Liz Clayton Fuller
2022: Burrowing Owl - Christina Baal
2025: Common Loon - Sam Zimmerman
2024: Golden-winged Warbler - Natasza Fontaine
2023: Belted Kingfisher - Liz Clayton Fuller
2022: Burrowing Owl - Christina Baal
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That section of the website is in need of expansion, I know it is on the webmaster's to-do list. But here is the list with artists!
2025: Common Loon - Sam Zimmerman
2024: Golden-winged Warbler - Natasza Fontaine
2023: Belted Kingfisher - Liz Clayton Fuller
2022: Burrowing Owl - Christina Baal
2025: Common Loon - Sam Zimmerman
2024: Golden-winged Warbler - Natasza Fontaine
2023: Belted Kingfisher - Liz Clayton Fuller
2022: Burrowing Owl - Christina Baal
thinking back on µblock and the other extension I have that gets rid of cookie banners/popovers
I want an extension that recognizes "subscribe to my newsletter" popovers and feeds the webmaster's email address into them in the background
or whatever garbage as long as it pollutes their database
I want an extension that recognizes "subscribe to my newsletter" popovers and feeds the webmaster's email address into them in the background
or whatever garbage as long as it pollutes their database
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
thinking back on µblock and the other extension I have that gets rid of cookie banners/popovers
I want an extension that recognizes "subscribe to my newsletter" popovers and feeds the webmaster's email address into them in the background
or whatever garbage as long as it pollutes their database
I want an extension that recognizes "subscribe to my newsletter" popovers and feeds the webmaster's email address into them in the background
or whatever garbage as long as it pollutes their database
gonna upgrade the webmaster's face with my fist
April 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
gonna upgrade the webmaster's face with my fist
💡free startup idea - business potential of >> $10k💸
TLDR; the idea is simply to clone Bing's webmaster's new copilot and adapt it to GSC...🤗
> ship it as a chrome extension/sidebar
> provides SEO recommendations on keywords/pages
> by parsing the GSC API for search analytics
TLDR; the idea is simply to clone Bing's webmaster's new copilot and adapt it to GSC...🤗
> ship it as a chrome extension/sidebar
> provides SEO recommendations on keywords/pages
> by parsing the GSC API for search analytics
December 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
💡free startup idea - business potential of >> $10k💸
TLDR; the idea is simply to clone Bing's webmaster's new copilot and adapt it to GSC...🤗
> ship it as a chrome extension/sidebar
> provides SEO recommendations on keywords/pages
> by parsing the GSC API for search analytics
TLDR; the idea is simply to clone Bing's webmaster's new copilot and adapt it to GSC...🤗
> ship it as a chrome extension/sidebar
> provides SEO recommendations on keywords/pages
> by parsing the GSC API for search analytics
second Art Fight attack goes to the excellent @crowlychaos.bsky.social because ohhhh my god i love Webmaster's design so much!!! 😭💖 hope you like this one, i really had a blast drawing it :3c
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
July 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
second Art Fight attack goes to the excellent @crowlychaos.bsky.social because ohhhh my god i love Webmaster's design so much!!! 😭💖 hope you like this one, i really had a blast drawing it :3c
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
I found quite a few "shrine" sites for shipping, and obviously the 50% of the fanfiction that wasn't a webmaster's POV of their gameplay story were shipping ones. I do videos on the anime side, and I've been burned by delving into meta-contexts of shipping, so I am a bit gunshy. It was huge though.
July 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I found quite a few "shrine" sites for shipping, and obviously the 50% of the fanfiction that wasn't a webmaster's POV of their gameplay story were shipping ones. I do videos on the anime side, and I've been burned by delving into meta-contexts of shipping, so I am a bit gunshy. It was huge though.