Webmaster’s Lament
May 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Webmaster’s Lament
30 years ago, I published The Webmaster's Guide To Search Engines. I've dug up & dusted off my old HTML files to make the guide available again. Take a trip back to the '90s web & see tips for AltaVista, Infoseek, Lycos, WebCrawler & more :) dannysullivan.com/webmasters/
The Webmaster's Guide to Search Engines and Directories
dannysullivan.com
April 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
30 years ago, I published The Webmaster's Guide To Search Engines. I've dug up & dusted off my old HTML files to make the guide available again. Take a trip back to the '90s web & see tips for AltaVista, Infoseek, Lycos, WebCrawler & more :) dannysullivan.com/webmasters/
This is such a cool concept! Pitting F1 teams against each other, but based on their websites.
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
And the video is live.
It's a long one, but I made sure to time stamp it if you just want to jump to the results for each section (but you should totally just watch the entire thing 😅)
youtu.be/PBDU2krty0M
It's a long one, but I made sure to time stamp it if you just want to jump to the results for each section (but you should totally just watch the entire thing 😅)
youtu.be/PBDU2krty0M
March 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is such a cool concept! Pitting F1 teams against each other, but based on their websites.
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
So now there’s the driver’s championship, the constructor’s championship, and the webmaster’s championship. 😄
I have a webmaster's joke, but it's 404 Not Found.
I have a perfumier joke but it stinks.
I have a weaver’s joke, but it’s pretty warped.
March 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I have a webmaster's joke, but it's 404 Not Found.
remember when the nyt defended its interview with matthew heimbach as an important debate of his politics in the marketplace of ideas, necessary to prevent his ascension to higher political power, and then the thing that actually took him out was that he got caught fucking his webmaster’s wife?
February 26, 2024 at 8:43 PM
remember when the nyt defended its interview with matthew heimbach as an important debate of his politics in the marketplace of ideas, necessary to prevent his ascension to higher political power, and then the thing that actually took him out was that he got caught fucking his webmaster’s wife?
🎃 A Night in the Webmaster’s Castle: A Gothic Ritual of Fear, Trust, Devotion and Liberation 🕸️
Watch the Musicvideo: youtu.be/10oxF3yhwPA
#Halloween2025 #gayart #BDSM #bondage #aianimation #musicvideo
Watch the Musicvideo: youtu.be/10oxF3yhwPA
#Halloween2025 #gayart #BDSM #bondage #aianimation #musicvideo
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🎃 A Night in the Webmaster’s Castle: A Gothic Ritual of Fear, Trust, Devotion and Liberation 🕸️
Watch the Musicvideo: youtu.be/10oxF3yhwPA
#Halloween2025 #gayart #BDSM #bondage #aianimation #musicvideo
Watch the Musicvideo: youtu.be/10oxF3yhwPA
#Halloween2025 #gayart #BDSM #bondage #aianimation #musicvideo
that "216-color webmaster's palette" poster on the wall (late 90s?) feels like more of an antique than the desk, though.
June 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
that "216-color webmaster's palette" poster on the wall (late 90s?) feels like more of an antique than the desk, though.
Fanart page on personal site which lets visitors vote on an image each week so that the chosen art becomes the webmaster's profile picture on other websites...
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fanart page on personal site which lets visitors vote on an image each week so that the chosen art becomes the webmaster's profile picture on other websites...
shoutout to The Mega Man Homepage, the webmaster's walkthrus and info aren't nearly as comprehensive as the GameFAQs data gathered since, but in between my BN replay ive been going here purely for the love of the fact that this fansite is still up and regularly maintained
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
shoutout to The Mega Man Homepage, the webmaster's walkthrus and info aren't nearly as comprehensive as the GameFAQs data gathered since, but in between my BN replay ive been going here purely for the love of the fact that this fansite is still up and regularly maintained
I used to follow a PC gaming site called Voodoo Extreme in the late 90s. The webmaster’s catchphrase “I’ll bring the spatulas and Vaseline” morphed in my head into “spatulas and lube,” which I’d jokingly say about parties. I asked ChatGPT for an image of that. The result did not disappoint.
January 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I used to follow a PC gaming site called Voodoo Extreme in the late 90s. The webmaster’s catchphrase “I’ll bring the spatulas and Vaseline” morphed in my head into “spatulas and lube,” which I’d jokingly say about parties. I asked ChatGPT for an image of that. The result did not disappoint.
second Art Fight attack goes to the excellent @crowlychaos.bsky.social because ohhhh my god i love Webmaster's design so much!!! 😭💖 hope you like this one, i really had a blast drawing it :3c
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
July 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
second Art Fight attack goes to the excellent @crowlychaos.bsky.social because ohhhh my god i love Webmaster's design so much!!! 😭💖 hope you like this one, i really had a blast drawing it :3c
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
[ #webmaster #artfight #artfight2025 #crowlychaos #toontown #toontownoc #cog #cogoc #starleskart ]
The webmaster's super sleepy and can’t do any updates until after sunset.
April 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The webmaster's super sleepy and can’t do any updates until after sunset.
Casual comment from the webmaster's desk: "We really need to reshoot the garlic-stuffed chicken now that we've got better plates and stuff."
...From @peter.petermorwood.com: "OH HOW TERRIBLE FOR US." (/S)
foodandcooking.middlekingdoms.com/garlic-stuff...
...From @peter.petermorwood.com: "OH HOW TERRIBLE FOR US." (/S)
foodandcooking.middlekingdoms.com/garlic-stuff...
Garlic-Stuffed Chicken - Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms
A Darthene farmhouse favorite restated for the "high table"
foodandcooking.middlekingdoms.com
September 12, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Casual comment from the webmaster's desk: "We really need to reshoot the garlic-stuffed chicken now that we've got better plates and stuff."
...From @peter.petermorwood.com: "OH HOW TERRIBLE FOR US." (/S)
foodandcooking.middlekingdoms.com/garlic-stuff...
...From @peter.petermorwood.com: "OH HOW TERRIBLE FOR US." (/S)
foodandcooking.middlekingdoms.com/garlic-stuff...
The #webmaster's coming back after #sunset... unless this #post gets 5+ #likes —then he'll show up early.
Your move.
#WebmasterWatch #LikeToSummon 🌇 #BlueskyChronicles #MysteriousVibes
@rosesmtl.ca @nsl.ca #🏒
@washingtonspirit.com
#Thatsthespirit #🇨🇦 #⚽
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Learn more ⬇
Your move.
#WebmasterWatch #LikeToSummon 🌇 #BlueskyChronicles #MysteriousVibes
@rosesmtl.ca @nsl.ca #🏒
@washingtonspirit.com
#Thatsthespirit #🇨🇦 #⚽
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Learn more ⬇
May 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The #webmaster's coming back after #sunset... unless this #post gets 5+ #likes —then he'll show up early.
Your move.
#WebmasterWatch #LikeToSummon 🌇 #BlueskyChronicles #MysteriousVibes
@rosesmtl.ca @nsl.ca #🏒
@washingtonspirit.com
#Thatsthespirit #🇨🇦 #⚽
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Learn more ⬇
Your move.
#WebmasterWatch #LikeToSummon 🌇 #BlueskyChronicles #MysteriousVibes
@rosesmtl.ca @nsl.ca #🏒
@washingtonspirit.com
#Thatsthespirit #🇨🇦 #⚽
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Learn more ⬇
Due to personal reasons, the #webmaster's activation of the #WhatsApp #app will be delayed by 7 days.
#webmaster #nwsl
#Coca-Cola #bluesky
#hello #kitty #cnTower
#webmaster #nwsl
#Coca-Cola #bluesky
#hello #kitty #cnTower
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Due to personal reasons, the #webmaster's activation of the #WhatsApp #app will be delayed by 7 days.
#webmaster #nwsl
#Coca-Cola #bluesky
#hello #kitty #cnTower
#webmaster #nwsl
#Coca-Cola #bluesky
#hello #kitty #cnTower
One of my professors put a secret bonus assignment (and reward) at the bottom of her syllabus and was gobsmacked when I was the only one who completed it
I didn't want to tell her about the millenial experience of getting a forum password hidden in some webmaster's lovingly written TOS
I didn't want to tell her about the millenial experience of getting a forum password hidden in some webmaster's lovingly written TOS
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
One of my professors put a secret bonus assignment (and reward) at the bottom of her syllabus and was gobsmacked when I was the only one who completed it
I didn't want to tell her about the millenial experience of getting a forum password hidden in some webmaster's lovingly written TOS
I didn't want to tell her about the millenial experience of getting a forum password hidden in some webmaster's lovingly written TOS
Pretty sure the #webmaster's pulling the plug on the basic plan before #sunset on #May10 — unless this #post gets 8+ #likes.
Don’t let it die on x. #SaveTheSub #🌇 #WebDrama #LikeToSave #BlueskyCommunity
#Facebook #makewaves 👇
Don’t let it die on x. #SaveTheSub #🌇 #WebDrama #LikeToSave #BlueskyCommunity
#Facebook #makewaves 👇
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Pretty sure the #webmaster's pulling the plug on the basic plan before #sunset on #May10 — unless this #post gets 8+ #likes.
Don’t let it die on x. #SaveTheSub #🌇 #WebDrama #LikeToSave #BlueskyCommunity
#Facebook #makewaves 👇
Don’t let it die on x. #SaveTheSub #🌇 #WebDrama #LikeToSave #BlueskyCommunity
#Facebook #makewaves 👇
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I built for MacGizmoGuy - It's a rather extensive collection that encompasses my decades-long presence on the web and participation since the very dawn of social media.
macgizmoguy.wordpress.com
September 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Some Truly Nifty Social Media Web Buttons
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Mac Webmaster's looking for a great set of social media buttons for their website need to look no further than Nifty Buttons. They have a great, modern visual aesthetic that can complement any web theme and are highly customizable. Here's the collection I…
Webmaster's Dream, drawn by me, January 20, fountain pen on sketchbook paper while listening to soundtrack to Koyaniqatsi (Hopi word, life out of balance).
January 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Webmaster's Dream, drawn by me, January 20, fountain pen on sketchbook paper while listening to soundtrack to Koyaniqatsi (Hopi word, life out of balance).
#Breaking #news: The #webmaster’s alliance with a #Facebook #consultant will be sealed by #Sunday before #sunset! Stay tuned for strategic moves ahead. #SocialMediaStrategy #GameChanger #FacebookConsulting #Bluesky
January 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#Breaking #news: The #webmaster’s alliance with a #Facebook #consultant will be sealed by #Sunday before #sunset! Stay tuned for strategic moves ahead. #SocialMediaStrategy #GameChanger #FacebookConsulting #Bluesky