Let me help you out. Yes, you are.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let me help you out. Yes, you are.
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you come for my people, you come through me.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
abc you got me all wrong
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
abc you got me all wrong
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
May 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
Call me names. I’ll block you. Give me shit that makes me think. I’ll respect you.
If I add value first can I give you shit later? 😉
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Call me names. I’ll block you. Give me shit that makes me think. I’ll respect you.
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
You know you love me, XoXo... 17 anos de Gossip Girl. 💋
September 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
You know you love me, XoXo... 17 anos de Gossip Girl. 💋
tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt accused Democrats of being “incredibly disingenuous,” saying they do “360s on every single policy position they have.”
September 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry
you summoned me ? 💜
September 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
you summoned me ? 💜
Happy Pride month you buncha queers
June 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Happy Pride month you buncha queers
text me when you get home
February 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
text me when you get home
"You look like you need a hug"
Me:
Me:
September 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"You look like you need a hug"
Me:
Me:
You and me Bono, you and me both
August 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
You and me Bono, you and me both
"I know everything about you, you know everything about me, we know everything about us"
September 2, 2024 at 10:00 AM
"I know everything about you, you know everything about me, we know everything about us"
✦ God didn't exist when you laid with me
✦ The devil didn't touch me when you kissed me
✦ The devil didn't touch me when you kissed me
May 1, 2024 at 1:53 AM
✦ God didn't exist when you laid with me
✦ The devil didn't touch me when you kissed me
✦ The devil didn't touch me when you kissed me
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
February 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
September 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Would you consider me hung? 🫣
September 23, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Would you consider me hung? 🫣
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck.
NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you?
Me: Yes.
NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you?
Me: Yes.
April 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck.
NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you?
Me: Yes.
NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you?
Me: Yes.
Trump snaps at Kaitlan Collins on his way into the UN: "I'm surprised that CNN is here covering me. You shouldn't be here! You should not be here covering me. You said you weren't going to cover me. You shouldn't be covering me."
September 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Trump snaps at Kaitlan Collins on his way into the UN: "I'm surprised that CNN is here covering me. You shouldn't be here! You should not be here covering me. You said you weren't going to cover me. You shouldn't be covering me."