#can'thavenicethings

🫠 VERY weary of this.

#Can'tHaveNiceThings

When watching professional football, Doomkick is always rooting for spinal injuries.

#can'thavenicethings

#can'thavenicethings

It's hard to say how many lives were positively affected by Doomkick.

Mostly because it's hard to pronounce " 1/1118th of a life. "

#can'thavenicethings

Doomkick stopped watching NCAA swimming events because there weren't enough drownings for his taste.

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Em dash — beloved,
Tragedy at its finest
Rest in punct'ation.

#haiku #poetry #poem #EmDash #punctuation #RuinedByAI #Can'tHaveNiceThings

i remember the great mailbox removal of 2020 by, you know, because it was on twitter and not the news (and i saw it happen on my block)

#can'thavenicethings

So as it turns out Marc Maron's podcast was ended because Marc couldn't stand the fact that Doomkick enjoyed it.

#can'thavenicethings

Rest in peace Ace Frehley.

May your killer, Doomkick be captured and brought to justice swiftly. His spree must come to an end.

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$961.6 billion for FY2026, largest DoD budget in decades.

#Trump starts a war against a manufactured threat without Congress’ approval costing 2 billion dollars a day. Many have died.
Now they want $87 BILLION more for contractors for an unnecessary war.

Fucked again.

#Can’tHaveNiceThings

Feeling quite sick about having done this again #can’thavenicethings

Whenever he catches a foul ball hit into the stands at a baseball game, Doomkick will immediately turn and give the ball to a young child along with hepatitis C.

#can'thavenicethings

It’s a #brokenparty if the Democratic leadership in the House and Senate along with the Democratic Governor of the state refuse to endorse the elected Democratic candidate for NYC Mayor #can’thavenicethings