The police sketch artist lunges across the table and starts choking me when he realizes I'm describing Cap'n Crunch
November 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The police sketch artist lunges across the table and starts choking me when he realizes I'm describing Cap'n Crunch
[drooling in transatlantic jealousy]
Cap’n Dan’s Laundry Service also has a fine chow line for those in need.
Cap’n Dan’s Laundry Service also has a fine chow line for those in need.
Shout out to our Sikh comrades who furnish some glorious curry at cost every week
November 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
[drooling in transatlantic jealousy]
Cap’n Dan’s Laundry Service also has a fine chow line for those in need.
Cap’n Dan’s Laundry Service also has a fine chow line for those in need.
ok so cap'n crunch was a blind hacker, phone phreaker who put a piece of tape on a cap'n crunch cereal box toy whistle to hit a perfect 2700 hz tone to make unlimited free long distance calls and there's no moral i just wanted you to know that
November 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
ok so cap'n crunch was a blind hacker, phone phreaker who put a piece of tape on a cap'n crunch cereal box toy whistle to hit a perfect 2700 hz tone to make unlimited free long distance calls and there's no moral i just wanted you to know that
Hallo… Wyy yuo haz so manee fones, Cap’n?
November 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Hallo… Wyy yuo haz so manee fones, Cap’n?
acab, man, the cops are always, ALWAYS protecting the Cap'n
November 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
acab, man, the cops are always, ALWAYS protecting the Cap'n
November 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Staring as ordered! 🫡
Gibbs: Aye Aye, Cap'n!
ALT: Gibbs: Aye Aye, Cap'n!
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November 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Staring as ordered! 🫡
"Smee, you know me wanking hand is me left hand?"
"Yes, Cap'n."
"And now it's a blasted hook?"
"...Yes, Cap'n."
"You're me left hand now, Smee!"
"......Yes, Cap'n."
"Yes, Cap'n."
"And now it's a blasted hook?"
"...Yes, Cap'n."
"You're me left hand now, Smee!"
"......Yes, Cap'n."
November 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"Smee, you know me wanking hand is me left hand?"
"Yes, Cap'n."
"And now it's a blasted hook?"
"...Yes, Cap'n."
"You're me left hand now, Smee!"
"......Yes, Cap'n."
"Yes, Cap'n."
"And now it's a blasted hook?"
"...Yes, Cap'n."
"You're me left hand now, Smee!"
"......Yes, Cap'n."
I requested Cap'n Crunch
November 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I requested Cap'n Crunch
Got gf to watch Obsession and Backrooms (she liked the former better), which means I can finally send her Cap'n Clark shitposts.
November 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Got gf to watch Obsession and Backrooms (she liked the former better), which means I can finally send her Cap'n Clark shitposts.
🎶 I’m sure you’ll understand my point of view
I’m gettin’ just a little bit hungry
You gotta know that it’s feelin’ like
Breakfast time to me
Let’s get cereal, cereal
I wanna get cereal
Let’s get into cereal
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch, your Cap’n Crunch
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch 🎶
I’m gettin’ just a little bit hungry
You gotta know that it’s feelin’ like
Breakfast time to me
Let’s get cereal, cereal
I wanna get cereal
Let’s get into cereal
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch, your Cap’n Crunch
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch 🎶
November 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
🎶 I’m sure you’ll understand my point of view
I’m gettin’ just a little bit hungry
You gotta know that it’s feelin’ like
Breakfast time to me
Let’s get cereal, cereal
I wanna get cereal
Let’s get into cereal
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch, your Cap’n Crunch
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch 🎶
I’m gettin’ just a little bit hungry
You gotta know that it’s feelin’ like
Breakfast time to me
Let’s get cereal, cereal
I wanna get cereal
Let’s get into cereal
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch, your Cap’n Crunch
Let me eat your Cap’n Crunch 🎶
Cap'n Crunched
November 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Cap'n Crunched
Gonna keep Libbing out a few more days.
November 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Gonna keep Libbing out a few more days.
Aye, cap'n. This is an easy task and an enjoyable one. I will be on it with alacrity.
November 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Aye, cap'n. This is an easy task and an enjoyable one. I will be on it with alacrity.
make it cap'n crunch and i might rise from the dead
November 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
make it cap'n crunch and i might rise from the dead
You shoulda been around when we had Cap'n Crunch for breakfast.
November 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
You shoulda been around when we had Cap'n Crunch for breakfast.
this is a wild thing to read while finishing off my second box of Cap'n Crunch in 3 days
November 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
this is a wild thing to read while finishing off my second box of Cap'n Crunch in 3 days