Wee Stevie Seven-Names banged-up just in time for cosy winter nights in playing Mummies and Daddies with his new pal Omar Mohammed Amah Slasher…
Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
ALT: Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
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October 29, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Wee Stevie Seven-Names banged-up just in time for cosy winter nights in playing Mummies and Daddies with his new pal Omar Mohammed Amah Slasher…
Kelvingrove Museum in no longer displaying 3000yr old remains of Egyptian Mummies or Daddies because they did not ‘consent’.
October 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Kelvingrove Museum in no longer displaying 3000yr old remains of Egyptian Mummies or Daddies because they did not ‘consent’.
So Buttons #16: So Horror-ble-er is coming to Kickstarter!!!
All true. All horror. Bugs, monster makeup, mummies, and daddies. You know, the classics.
Hit "Notify me" to get first dibs on the glow-in-the-dark edition!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sob...
All true. All horror. Bugs, monster makeup, mummies, and daddies. You know, the classics.
Hit "Notify me" to get first dibs on the glow-in-the-dark edition!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sob...
October 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So Buttons #16: So Horror-ble-er is coming to Kickstarter!!!
All true. All horror. Bugs, monster makeup, mummies, and daddies. You know, the classics.
Hit "Notify me" to get first dibs on the glow-in-the-dark edition!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sob...
All true. All horror. Bugs, monster makeup, mummies, and daddies. You know, the classics.
Hit "Notify me" to get first dibs on the glow-in-the-dark edition!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sob...
Trump. You, your government, your family and friends are going to prison. Get ready, because your cell mate wants to play mummies and daddies. And mummy is going to split you. Fresh meat
October 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Trump. You, your government, your family and friends are going to prison. Get ready, because your cell mate wants to play mummies and daddies. And mummy is going to split you. Fresh meat
1. Consideration Number One:
Tax the oil companies and the rich for fucking up the country's kids (forever)
"The children were calling for their mummies and daddies".
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Tax the oil companies and the rich for fucking up the country's kids (forever)
"The children were calling for their mummies and daddies".
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Retrofit schools and consider moving exams to beat extreme heat, says teaching union leader
NEU’s Daniel Kebede says earlier start times and longer summer breaks may be needed to help pupils and teachers
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
1. Consideration Number One:
Tax the oil companies and the rich for fucking up the country's kids (forever)
"The children were calling for their mummies and daddies".
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Tax the oil companies and the rich for fucking up the country's kids (forever)
"The children were calling for their mummies and daddies".
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
I do like to make sexy daddies and mummies happy! And I'm sure you'd enjoy being in my hole 😊
October 16, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I do like to make sexy daddies and mummies happy! And I'm sure you'd enjoy being in my hole 😊
"Everyone was lying or sitting on the floor with their water bottles, sweating, moaning and feeling tired, complaining of headaches and nausea. Most of them were calling for their mummies and daddies."
And that was just in the staffroom.
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
And that was just in the staffroom.
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Retrofit schools and consider moving exams to beat extreme heat, says teaching union leader
NEU’s Daniel Kebede says earlier start times and longer summer breaks may be needed to help pupils and teachers
www.theguardian.com
October 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"Everyone was lying or sitting on the floor with their water bottles, sweating, moaning and feeling tired, complaining of headaches and nausea. Most of them were calling for their mummies and daddies."
And that was just in the staffroom.
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
And that was just in the staffroom.
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
I wonder if Rybar can update his maps whilst his cell mate wants to play mummies and daddies?
October 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I wonder if Rybar can update his maps whilst his cell mate wants to play mummies and daddies?
Wait. It's not?
Next you'll be telling me a blow job is not something mummies and daddies do with a hairdryer.
Next you'll be telling me a blow job is not something mummies and daddies do with a hairdryer.
When I was around 11, I thought that bumming was when a man and a women rubbed their arses together.
October 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Wait. It's not?
Next you'll be telling me a blow job is not something mummies and daddies do with a hairdryer.
Next you'll be telling me a blow job is not something mummies and daddies do with a hairdryer.
Shared with Big Bubba and Bigger Hubba who while away the time playing Mummies and Daddies (and Uncles)…
October 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Shared with Big Bubba and Bigger Hubba who while away the time playing Mummies and Daddies (and Uncles)…
So do many idiots who have rich mummies and daddies.
Sadly not subject to the judgment made 29th August 1997*
*Movie shizz
Sadly not subject to the judgment made 29th August 1997*
*Movie shizz
Dead I Am Dead
ALT: Dead I Am Dead
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September 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
So do many idiots who have rich mummies and daddies.
Sadly not subject to the judgment made 29th August 1997*
*Movie shizz
Sadly not subject to the judgment made 29th August 1997*
*Movie shizz
These Mummies n Daddies are worth a watching bestie…. They make up stories that simply aren’t true….I mean what made your Dad think your snoot had been anywhere near mud? Pfft… 🤭🤭🫣🙈
Happy Monday beautiful 💖✨💖😘
Happy Monday beautiful 💖✨💖😘
September 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
These Mummies n Daddies are worth a watching bestie…. They make up stories that simply aren’t true….I mean what made your Dad think your snoot had been anywhere near mud? Pfft… 🤭🤭🫣🙈
Happy Monday beautiful 💖✨💖😘
Happy Monday beautiful 💖✨💖😘
Mummies and Daddies love them 🤣
September 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Mummies and Daddies love them 🤣
Wouldn't that be political science? Current events? How their mummies and daddies lived, in the equivalent of yesterday?
September 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Wouldn't that be political science? Current events? How their mummies and daddies lived, in the equivalent of yesterday?
Lead in petrol whilst your mummies and daddies were your age
September 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Lead in petrol whilst your mummies and daddies were your age
Ukraine hasnt got the money or troops, sure. But Moscow is burning both faster, and the 27 daddies and mummies keep funding a war theyre too scared to fight themselves. Who exactly is waiting whom out?
September 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Ukraine hasnt got the money or troops, sure. But Moscow is burning both faster, and the 27 daddies and mummies keep funding a war theyre too scared to fight themselves. Who exactly is waiting whom out?
And the whole 'exotic foreign location, so the people who live there are scenery not people' thing. All those aunties and uncles and brothers and sisters and mummies and daddies and cousins and children and friends and neighbours and crushes and sweethearts and spouses
August 27, 2026 at 10:27 AM
And the whole 'exotic foreign location, so the people who live there are scenery not people' thing. All those aunties and uncles and brothers and sisters and mummies and daddies and cousins and children and friends and neighbours and crushes and sweethearts and spouses
washed AND folded AND put away my laundry before noon !?!? praisies pleaasseee mummies & daddies !!!! 🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻
August 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
washed AND folded AND put away my laundry before noon !?!? praisies pleaasseee mummies & daddies !!!! 🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻
I kinda want to be padded and put in time-out with restraints and everything.
Now let's hope one day Daddy John can get their paws on one.
(👆I have to put that on in case they are some Daddies/Mummies wanting to cradle-snatch me 😅)
Now let's hope one day Daddy John can get their paws on one.
(👆I have to put that on in case they are some Daddies/Mummies wanting to cradle-snatch me 😅)
August 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I kinda want to be padded and put in time-out with restraints and everything.
Now let's hope one day Daddy John can get their paws on one.
(👆I have to put that on in case they are some Daddies/Mummies wanting to cradle-snatch me 😅)
Now let's hope one day Daddy John can get their paws on one.
(👆I have to put that on in case they are some Daddies/Mummies wanting to cradle-snatch me 😅)
Private equity has been after super for decades. I’ve been to more than a few discussion panels about how much money is locked away from its “full potential”.
Yet again, rent-a-gob Hanson is parroting whatever her sugar mummies and daddies tell her.
#auspol
Yet again, rent-a-gob Hanson is parroting whatever her sugar mummies and daddies tell her.
#auspol
August 22, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Private equity has been after super for decades. I’ve been to more than a few discussion panels about how much money is locked away from its “full potential”.
Yet again, rent-a-gob Hanson is parroting whatever her sugar mummies and daddies tell her.
#auspol
Yet again, rent-a-gob Hanson is parroting whatever her sugar mummies and daddies tell her.
#auspol
Little Leroy says to little Tanisha, 'Wanna play Mummies and Daddies?'
'Sure,' she replies.
So he fucks off.
'Sure,' she replies.
So he fucks off.
August 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Little Leroy says to little Tanisha, 'Wanna play Mummies and Daddies?'
'Sure,' she replies.
So he fucks off.
'Sure,' she replies.
So he fucks off.
