Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
Elon’s politics are disturbing.
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Elon’s politics are disturbing.
A tutorial on how oligarchs govern:
1. Elon says no.
2. Elon tweets no.
3. Someone reads Elon's tweet to Elon's purchased President.
4. Elon's purchased President says no.
1. Elon says no.
2. Elon tweets no.
3. Someone reads Elon's tweet to Elon's purchased President.
4. Elon's purchased President says no.
December 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
A tutorial on how oligarchs govern:
1. Elon says no.
2. Elon tweets no.
3. Someone reads Elon's tweet to Elon's purchased President.
4. Elon's purchased President says no.
1. Elon says no.
2. Elon tweets no.
3. Someone reads Elon's tweet to Elon's purchased President.
4. Elon's purchased President says no.
Elon’s MAGA fans are getting disillusioned.
January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Elon’s MAGA fans are getting disillusioned.
Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat
Elon’s emails to Epstein.
Location: Starbase, Texas
Location: Starbase, Texas
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Elon’s emails to Epstein.
Location: Starbase, Texas
Location: Starbase, Texas
Elon’s puppet.
December 19, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Elon’s puppet.
elon's hem is constantly fighting for its life
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
elon's hem is constantly fighting for its life
Elon’s daughter ain’t having it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Elon’s daughter ain’t having it.
Wait, Elon’s about to be indicted for securities fraud?
December 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Wait, Elon’s about to be indicted for securities fraud?
Elon’s gonna move into the White House isn’t he?
December 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Elon’s gonna move into the White House isn’t he?
Elon’s own AI bot is calling this illegal ⚰️
March 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Elon’s own AI bot is calling this illegal ⚰️
Elon’s estranged daughter weighs in
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Elon’s estranged daughter weighs in
BREAKING: FRENCH POLICE RAID Elon’s X'S OFFICE IN PARIS
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
BREAKING: FRENCH POLICE RAID Elon’s X'S OFFICE IN PARIS
Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
December 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
Elon’s progression…
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elon’s progression…
Elon's botched penis job
June 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Elon's botched penis job
Elon Musk sycophants: Elon's haters call everyone a fascist
One of Elon's favorite accounts: Fascism is cool
One of Elon's favorite accounts: Fascism is cool
January 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Elon Musk sycophants: Elon's haters call everyone a fascist
One of Elon's favorite accounts: Fascism is cool
One of Elon's favorite accounts: Fascism is cool
I wonder if anyone will revisit their charitable interpretations of Elon’s definitely-not-a-Nazi-salute
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I wonder if anyone will revisit their charitable interpretations of Elon’s definitely-not-a-Nazi-salute
Grimes tweets out support for Elon’s trans daughter after Vivian did an interview with NBC News talking about Elon’s cruel, neglectful parenting
July 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Grimes tweets out support for Elon’s trans daughter after Vivian did an interview with NBC News talking about Elon’s cruel, neglectful parenting
Donald Trump is Elon's bitch. I've seen enough.
December 19, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Donald Trump is Elon's bitch. I've seen enough.
Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)
October 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)