While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test...
McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.
McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.
March 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test...
McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.
McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.
McDonald's is now reportedly pressuring franchisees to use AI to price food.
Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020.
And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients.
I'm not lovin' it.
Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020.
And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients.
I'm not lovin' it.
October 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
McDonald's is now reportedly pressuring franchisees to use AI to price food.
Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020.
And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients.
I'm not lovin' it.
Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020.
And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients.
I'm not lovin' it.
💥 NEWS: McDonald's shareholders voted Tues. to reject an anti-DEI proposal, 99-1 percent. McDonald's Board said the proposal "unduly interferes" with the company's "flexibility and judgment." MCD: "Our success in the future builds on our history of embracing diversity as a competitive advantage."
May 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
💥 NEWS: McDonald's shareholders voted Tues. to reject an anti-DEI proposal, 99-1 percent. McDonald's Board said the proposal "unduly interferes" with the company's "flexibility and judgment." MCD: "Our success in the future builds on our history of embracing diversity as a competitive advantage."
SOMEONE TELL HIM THERE IS LETTUCE IN McDONALD's SANDWICHES STAT
July 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
SOMEONE TELL HIM THERE IS LETTUCE IN McDONALD's SANDWICHES STAT
Give him your McDonald's
September 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Give him your McDonald's
McDonald’s S̵̡̤̥̤̱͚̜̰͚̊́͆̓̀̿̑̋͜͝p̸̢̱̺͎̅̽̀͜͠͠r̴̮͍͖͕̘̟̂͂̿͑͐̌i̴̜͚̫͍̪̼͖̖̊͂̂̍͜ẗ̷̖͓̉͋̏͒̄͊͐͝e̴̼̯̝̞̺̟͉̤͍̿
(2020)
(2020)
October 25, 2024 at 12:27 AM
McDonald’s S̵̡̤̥̤̱͚̜̰͚̊́͆̓̀̿̑̋͜͝p̸̢̱̺͎̅̽̀͜͠͠r̴̮͍͖͕̘̟̂͂̿͑͐̌i̴̜͚̫͍̪̼͖̖̊͂̂̍͜ẗ̷̖͓̉͋̏͒̄͊͐͝e̴̼̯̝̞̺̟͉̤͍̿
(2020)
(2020)
What do you mean the nearest McDonald's is 20 miles away?! Isn't Scotland the home of McDonald's?!"
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What do you mean the nearest McDonald's is 20 miles away?! Isn't Scotland the home of McDonald's?!"
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes
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February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes
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McDonald's Carioca
September 20, 2024 at 12:14 PM
McDonald's Carioca
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
giratina at mcdonald’s
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
giratina at mcdonald’s
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
Cheeseburgers will "taste the best at McDonald's," McDonald's has said.
June 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Cheeseburgers will "taste the best at McDonald's," McDonald's has said.
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
Corrected McDonald's bus stop ad in London
March 2, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Corrected McDonald's bus stop ad in London
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
September 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
CHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 years since the fast food giant discontinued the fan-favorite menu item, McDonald’s officials announced this week that they...
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July 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
Donald gives McDonald’s $10. McDonald’s gives him a hamburger. McDonald’s buys nothing from Donald. That’s a $10 trade deficit, not a $10 loss, because the stupid motherfucker received a hamburger.
We’re being governed by a man who cannot understand lunch.
We’re being governed by a man who cannot understand lunch.
September 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Donald gives McDonald’s $10. McDonald’s gives him a hamburger. McDonald’s buys nothing from Donald. That’s a $10 trade deficit, not a $10 loss, because the stupid motherfucker received a hamburger.
We’re being governed by a man who cannot understand lunch.
We’re being governed by a man who cannot understand lunch.
There are four black SUVs parked outside my house because I dropped my fries 🍟 at McDonald’s.
April 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
There are four black SUVs parked outside my house because I dropped my fries 🍟 at McDonald’s.
You mean McDonald’s?
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 PM
You mean McDonald’s?