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I know many of you don't know this, but there was a time in life when you left your house either on foot, bicycle, car, or bus and you went about your day without anyone knowing what you were doing. No phone/internet.There was news at 6:00 p.m. There were newspapers in the morning and the evening.
September 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Super lame, Apple Maps. They turned off reporting an issue based on incorrect name for Lake Ontario. If you select “Something Else” you can still submit.
September 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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August 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains
July 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Hell yes.
July 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
MSP friends: who’s pulling the levers for the weather that can make this stick around until like October?
July 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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June 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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from my own perspective this is one of the greatest harms done by this government and plotting a course to reverse this damage is must be a very priority in our speech and our activism
June 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Among a sea of lies, this fool manages to spew out some of the most grotesque.
RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
June 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Minneapolis… you know what to do.
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl
NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals

Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
June 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Oh don’t worry. They’re gonna find a way to squander this opportunity any minute now.
Hard to remember a better week politically for the Democrats, as they watch GOP circular firing squad & meltdown while Trump’s approval keeps dropping.
May 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
We’ve reached the stage of late-stage capitalism where people are betting on the weather.
There was apparently a glitch in our overnight CLI where the lows at MSP and STC were incorrect... we know this because we have had a handful of people email the ops account, pissed that it messed up their bets. One even accused us of tampering with the data??? We live in the stupidest timeline.
May 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
April 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
April 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.
April 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Two meatball subs, a tuna sub on wheat, two lemonades...

$7.84.

Point Break reminds us of what we have lost.
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
April 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Can we, like, not do the “LOL TACO” thing because the alternative was pretty fucking horrendous.
April 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Cool. Now impeach him.
April 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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2 weeks to ram through an impeachment
April 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him
April 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Did anyone do anything to stop him yet?
April 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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did anyone do the Wizard of Oz thing because if not what are we even doing
Dude… the Artemis astronauts will be behind the dark side of the moon for about 40 minutes… and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon is 42 minutes long… DUDE
April 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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After taking time to connect with the Pretti family and with their consent, we are honored to share that we have created the Alex Pretti Nursing Scholarship.

For those interested, you can learn more and make a gift here: crowdfund.umn.edu/campaigns/Al...
April 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"
March 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM