Mike
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Go Birds. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.
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Mike
@2adult2person.bsky.social
· Dec 24
*at the Wawa order screen* talk to me goose
Mason Miller I swear to god
September 27, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Mason Miller I swear to god
Phillies usher just said they might be playing in Pittsburgh tomorrow
September 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Phillies usher just said they might be playing in Pittsburgh tomorrow
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Continuing to watch after I’ve lost my mind
September 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Continuing to watch after I’ve lost my mind
Miserable night at the ol ball yard
September 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Miserable night at the ol ball yard
The wind made that ball drop like a rock
September 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The wind made that ball drop like a rock
Billion Dollar Buttholes go down 1-2-3
Phillies bottom of the order fucks around and scores 3 off the reigning Cy Young and the Billion Dollar Buttholes at the top of the lineup sniff their own farts and go down in order
September 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Billion Dollar Buttholes go down 1-2-3
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Don Mattingly is a baseball terrorist
September 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don Mattingly is a baseball terrorist
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Kind of a bummer that the Phillies and Rays have no positive playoff-related memories associated with a rain delay, or else we’d really have something here
September 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Kind of a bummer that the Phillies and Rays have no positive playoff-related memories associated with a rain delay, or else we’d really have something here
Couldn’t have done that before he gave up a bunch of runs to the diamondbacks?
September 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Couldn’t have done that before he gave up a bunch of runs to the diamondbacks?
When was the last play without a penalty
September 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
When was the last play without a penalty
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The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
September 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
Colin Simmons is pretty good
September 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Colin Simmons is pretty good
Didn’t come back to bite them so
September 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Didn’t come back to bite them so
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hilarious that they're talking about interference with the secret service's radio signals on the broadcast and the audio immediately goes to shit
September 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
hilarious that they're talking about interference with the secret service's radio signals on the broadcast and the audio immediately goes to shit
Return from commercial jump scare
September 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Return from commercial jump scare
Colapintos Argentine Abusers will probably blame Gasly and Norris for being in the way
September 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Colapintos Argentine Abusers will probably blame Gasly and Norris for being in the way
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Really softens the blow that the options for next year are alex cora or no baseball
September 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Really softens the blow that the options for next year are alex cora or no baseball
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top 3 in the lineup killing them
September 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
top 3 in the lineup killing them