jade 💚
@4ng31d0g.bsky.social
plural puppygirl, homestuck survivor
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if you're high functioning then why don't you function?
October 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
if you're high functioning then why don't you function?
grooming kids is wrong because it's the high point of their little lives and it's all downhill after that
October 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
grooming kids is wrong because it's the high point of their little lives and it's all downhill after that
"grandma, why are your teeth so big?"
the wolf who ate my grandma and is wearing her clothes: it's Chomplicated
the wolf who ate my grandma and is wearing her clothes: it's Chomplicated
October 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
"grandma, why are your teeth so big?"
the wolf who ate my grandma and is wearing her clothes: it's Chomplicated
the wolf who ate my grandma and is wearing her clothes: it's Chomplicated
taking your doll out for a walk but she has to stop after each and every step to extract her tights from her balljoints
October 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
taking your doll out for a walk but she has to stop after each and every step to extract her tights from her balljoints
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"we need depictions of healthy sexual/romantic dynamics"
thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
January 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"we need depictions of healthy sexual/romantic dynamics"
thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
all porn is sissy porn to an enlightened chad such as myself
September 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
all porn is sissy porn to an enlightened chad such as myself
her dick wouldn't look like that, OP. it's canonically small and feminine. you'd know it if you got the special anniversary edition bluray and ran it on pc because there's a secret pdf file with her canonical estrogen levels and complete medical history,
September 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
her dick wouldn't look like that, OP. it's canonically small and feminine. you'd know it if you got the special anniversary edition bluray and ran it on pc because there's a secret pdf file with her canonical estrogen levels and complete medical history,
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It seems pretty overt at this point that Labor organised the National Disability Insurance Scheme this way at its inception specifically to have this particular excuse to kill it later, and later is now
It’s clear putting profit driven private companies in charge of aged and disabled people’s lifelines was never going to work. This is exactly what’s happened though it’s not the clients wasting money at all it’s the system
September 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
It seems pretty overt at this point that Labor organised the National Disability Insurance Scheme this way at its inception specifically to have this particular excuse to kill it later, and later is now
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no text needs to be nonlinear
September 21, 2026 at 7:09 AM
no text needs to be nonlinear
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A young woman whose dialogue has clearly been touched up by the censors.
September 20, 2026 at 7:29 AM
A young woman whose dialogue has clearly been touched up by the censors.
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Monster battling character.
September 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Monster battling character.
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electric toothbrush dying in my mouth because it ran out of battery is a strangely intimate experience
September 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
electric toothbrush dying in my mouth because it ran out of battery is a strangely intimate experience
futanari yuri would make a lovely name for a girl
September 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
futanari yuri would make a lovely name for a girl
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this one's from 2023, when I was going through a big "newspaper comics" phase
September 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
this one's from 2023, when I was going through a big "newspaper comics" phase
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Just making the shapes and lines which are pleasing to me
September 17, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Just making the shapes and lines which are pleasing to me
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defining headmate sex as "gettin' sum" where that sum is greater than the holes of its parts
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
defining headmate sex as "gettin' sum" where that sum is greater than the holes of its parts
it's okay babe, your boy virginity didn't really count
September 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
it's okay babe, your boy virginity didn't really count
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Getting sketchier with it.
September 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Getting sketchier with it.