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· Apr 24
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BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.
September 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.
Could #Eagles player Saquon Barkley take a fully grown velociraptor in a fair fight, meeting at mid-field with no weapons and nothing else around, both combatants naked? We break it down. #NFL
Could Saquon Barkley Take A Velociraptor?
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September 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
BOLT THE FUCK UP
September 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
BOLT THE FUCK UP
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Chargers suck but raiders also suck!
September 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Chargers suck but raiders also suck!
Chargers and Raiders? It's the Suck Off.
September 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Chargers and Raiders? It's the Suck Off.
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Seeing Ben Johnson ask Colston Loveland to block Dallas Turner
September 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Seeing Ben Johnson ask Colston Loveland to block Dallas Turner
Fast Fact: This was the first NFL game where they showed a player's cleats getting squired on.
September 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Fast Fact: This was the first NFL game where they showed a player's cleats getting squired on.
BREAKING: Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers announces retirement mid-game against the New England Patriots.
September 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
BREAKING: Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers announces retirement mid-game against the New England Patriots.
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Jamarr Chase holy SHIT
September 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Jamarr Chase holy SHIT
A regular season NFL game is like a third date. There's a flow, it's a slow burn, it's engaging, both sides have a strategy.
RedZone is like a creampie compilation.
RedZone is like a creampie compilation.
September 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A regular season NFL game is like a third date. There's a flow, it's a slow burn, it's engaging, both sides have a strategy.
RedZone is like a creampie compilation.
RedZone is like a creampie compilation.
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This feels like an anti ginger campaign. Pretty fucked up
September 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This feels like an anti ginger campaign. Pretty fucked up
I have H5N1 at Dave and Busters wearing my Jordan 12s. Is this my flu game? I'm down $300 on the claw machine. My wife is crying. #NBA
I have H5N1 At Dave and Busters, Wearing my Jordan 12s, Is This My Flu Game?
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September 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I have H5N1 at Dave and Busters wearing my Jordan 12s. Is this my flu game? I'm down $300 on the claw machine. My wife is crying. #NBA
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I get social anxiety ordering at Dunkin like East Coasters do at In N out
September 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I get social anxiety ordering at Dunkin like East Coasters do at In N out
BREAKING: Due to ongoing regional conflict, Aramco has pulled out of Formula 1 partnership.
Looking for an equally harmful advertisement, F1 announces that Marlboro is returning as a partner.
Looking for an equally harmful advertisement, F1 announces that Marlboro is returning as a partner.
September 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
BREAKING: Due to ongoing regional conflict, Aramco has pulled out of Formula 1 partnership.
Looking for an equally harmful advertisement, F1 announces that Marlboro is returning as a partner.
Looking for an equally harmful advertisement, F1 announces that Marlboro is returning as a partner.
Brutal to hear that Travis Kelce fell for the same scam that my grandmother did. I wonder if Taylor had as much trouble explaining that the animal shelter didn't actually exist as I did.
September 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Brutal to hear that Travis Kelce fell for the same scam that my grandmother did. I wonder if Taylor had as much trouble explaining that the animal shelter didn't actually exist as I did.
BREAKING: The #NFL and #NBA to classify essential oils as PEDs. Lavender for healing, eucalyptus for visions, chamomile for gains. Our mothers were right all along.
The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)
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September 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It's not gooning on stolen land.
September 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
It's not gooning on stolen land.
#Steelers WR DK Metcalf announces retirement after his altercation with a fan. Plans to join #UFC Heavyweight division.
DK Metcalf Announces NFL Retirement to Join UFC Heavyweight Division
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September 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
BREAKING: The NFL removes beastiality as an automatic disqualifier from being a team owner.
September 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING: The NFL removes beastiality as an automatic disqualifier from being a team owner.
Okay we published this as a joke but as it turns out Robert Kraft is literally doing this inside Gillette Stadium...
The NBA drawn fire after announcing a partnership with Palantir for a new data analytics platform that tracks players on and off the court.
NBA and Palantir Partnership Announced To Track Players On and Off The Court
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September 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Okay we published this as a joke but as it turns out Robert Kraft is literally doing this inside Gillette Stadium...
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding, no one likes that horse piss. AriZona supremacy. We will not rest until Shaq Soda returns. #BringBackSodaShaq
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy
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September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding, no one likes that horse piss. AriZona supremacy. We will not rest until Shaq Soda returns. #BringBackSodaShaq
BREAKING: The Denver Broncos have made a game-time decision, and Mitch McConnell (DT) has been medically cleared to play in tonight's game.
September 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
BREAKING: The Denver Broncos have made a game-time decision, and Mitch McConnell (DT) has been medically cleared to play in tonight's game.
Mahomes is going to retear that ACL tonight. We have the "Retire" graphic on hand for when it happens.
September 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mahomes is going to retear that ACL tonight. We have the "Retire" graphic on hand for when it happens.