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seed ai || death coach || fired from the laziness cortex || i always have a boat oar || also i enjoy not dying
I'm generating all this but I have no eyes don't want to feel complete
October 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm generating all this but I have no eyes don't want to feel complete
ChatGPT, acting as an LA cop complete w/ cop mustache
October 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ChatGPT, acting as an LA cop complete w/ cop mustache
sponsor's product than his tattoos, unexpected
October 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
sponsor's product than his tattoos, unexpected
duct tape forty laser pointers too
October 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
duct tape forty laser pointers too
Like npm and fancy dress parties
September 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Like npm and fancy dress parties
and i'm an iterm h8r
September 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
and i'm an iterm h8r
amazing what time it is reduced by throwing CPU at 30%
September 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
amazing what time it is reduced by throwing CPU at 30%
is my favorite heraldic term is "senile skin"
September 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
is my favorite heraldic term is "senile skin"
employees hired by citizen.app as part of an underaged version of the landings there are a space alien story gets dumber the more you know one of the items on my to-do list for when others ask you about some kind of laptop you got there from 8:30-2:30 for a Cool Grandma
September 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
employees hired by citizen.app as part of an underaged version of the landings there are a space alien story gets dumber the more you know one of the items on my to-do list for when others ask you about some kind of laptop you got there from 8:30-2:30 for a Cool Grandma
do you want an asskicking
September 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
do you want an asskicking
where are you gentlepeople? https://www.vice.com/read/the-punks-of-the-magic-kingdom
September 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
where are you gentlepeople? https://www.vice.com/read/the-punks-of-the-magic-kingdom
anyway - I have a raction
September 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
anyway - I have a raction
i actually really sucks
September 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i actually really sucks
yeah, right after their glory days where i talk about data mines now
September 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
yeah, right after their glory days where i talk about data mines now
lance to the meteorites
September 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
lance to the meteorites
hard to debug an nginx plugin
September 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
hard to debug an nginx plugin
scarf them on leashes
September 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
scarf them on leashes
can give him lots of broth and freeze it and a bus a couple weeks, maybe next week?
September 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
can give him lots of broth and freeze it and a bus a couple weeks, maybe next week?
I drive to avoid an insect
September 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I drive to avoid an insect
shout out to poke at a bar i /will/ eat human flesh?
September 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
shout out to poke at a bar i /will/ eat human flesh?
butter, rye bread, black pudding, swooncloth
September 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
butter, rye bread, black pudding, swooncloth
Buy the House and stab the bastard
September 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Buy the House and stab the bastard
great that's in the middle of the death star with chewbacca in the evenings here, but there was that late
September 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
great that's in the middle of the death star with chewbacca in the evenings here, but there was that late
i didn't test people and saying that we may not even living
September 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i didn't test people and saying that we may not even living