Seymour Minge
@abbaboolal.bsky.social
I love housewives, curry and myself 🖕🏾
You burp when you drink beer. I belch when I drink chai. We are not the same 💁🏾♀️
October 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You burp when you drink beer. I belch when I drink chai. We are not the same 💁🏾♀️
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Call me Miss Lal if you’re nasty
October 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Call me Miss Lal if you’re nasty
It’s time to watch all of the Simpsons treehouse of horrror episodes and do drugs
October 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It’s time to watch all of the Simpsons treehouse of horrror episodes and do drugs
I’m not sorry for being the naked neighbour.
October 2, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I’m not sorry for being the naked neighbour.
It’s NBA month 😍😍😍
October 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
It’s NBA month 😍😍😍
This neighborhood has too many children 🤦🏾♀️ I might have to move
October 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This neighborhood has too many children 🤦🏾♀️ I might have to move
I’m on my period. I’m allowed to eat a dozen donuts, rocket candy and cinnamon buns.
September 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m on my period. I’m allowed to eat a dozen donuts, rocket candy and cinnamon buns.
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Hit by a wave of grief and sadness thinking about Simba 🥲 I miss that little bastard. I’d do anything to hold him in my arms and prance around the house with him listening to some banger music 😭
September 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hit by a wave of grief and sadness thinking about Simba 🥲 I miss that little bastard. I’d do anything to hold him in my arms and prance around the house with him listening to some banger music 😭
NBA starts in less than a month. I’m sooo pumped.
September 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
NBA starts in less than a month. I’m sooo pumped.
If you need, if you need
September 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If you need, if you need
One more month till basketball season starts 😍😍
Ned Flanders Excited in The Simpsons
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September 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
One more month till basketball season starts 😍😍
I am so close to joining an ashram. Don’t test me
September 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I am so close to joining an ashram. Don’t test me
Don’t invite me over if we aren’t abusing substances. Bitch please
September 18, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Don’t invite me over if we aren’t abusing substances. Bitch please
I’m massaging my fascia
Bugs Bunny Gives Elmer Fudd a Relaxing Massage
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September 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m massaging my fascia
Oh no I’ve gotten into the habit of napping at 6;30pm
September 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Oh no I’ve gotten into the habit of napping at 6;30pm
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Hard to control my face when there’s a screaming child near by
September 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Hard to control my face when there’s a screaming child near by
Sinead O’Connor would be so disappointed in Ed Sheeran.
September 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sinead O’Connor would be so disappointed in Ed Sheeran.
Plz keep your sick children away from me
Go Away Angry
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September 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Plz keep your sick children away from me
Sooner or later everyone will enjoy the lord’s lettuce 🫡
September 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sooner or later everyone will enjoy the lord’s lettuce 🫡
I don’t like anyone else’s chai so I have to wake up early and make chai so I’m not disappointed first thing in the morning
September 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I don’t like anyone else’s chai so I have to wake up early and make chai so I’m not disappointed first thing in the morning
I can’t tell if I’m going through a spiritual awakening or mental breakdown
September 13, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I can’t tell if I’m going through a spiritual awakening or mental breakdown
Fresgo changed their bacon from thick cut pork bacon to beef bacon and I’m pissed
Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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September 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Fresgo changed their bacon from thick cut pork bacon to beef bacon and I’m pissed