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fighting a long battle against my nemesis, the sun
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web browser: "Hey do you want me to suggest a real strong password?"

"Yeah go for it."

"How about -q9834utwnse4gj4?"

"Okay are you going to remember that because obviously I cannot."

"Absolutely"

[two days later]

"Hey what was the password for this website again?"

"Password?"
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
One thing no one ever tells you about getting older is how you won't be able to sit on the floor anymore.
September 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Nostalgic for the late '90s/early '00s when spam emails were just these strangely poetic blocks of text. No links, no tricks, just words. Entertaining words.
September 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I will never shut up about this. If our society can't give up AI, it's going to fucking destroy us. It's really really bad and I wish I had any power to stop it.
Never Learn Again! AI Will Do It For You
YouTube video by Harland Spinks
youtu.be
September 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
If you loved The Sandlot, you gotta watch this reunion series.
Evals | Episode 1
YouTube video by Patrick Renna
youtu.be
August 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Whenever my cat is in the bathroom with me when I'm on the toilet, the same thought always crosses my mind that he's actually a human who was cursed to be a cat and then I feel really weird about him being in there with me.
August 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
This is an emergency for human civilization. Life is imitating art in the most horrific way.
The Book Burning has Begun...
YouTube video by Happy Pancake
youtu.be
August 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
A friend of mine is trying to raise money to keep his dad in memory care. I know these kinds of things are always going around but if you can help at all I know he'd appreciate it. We've known each other 26 years, so I can promise you this is legit.
Donate to Help Dennis Stay in Memory Care, organized by Shawn Dyer
Dennis Dyer, my father, is facing late stage Alzheimer's disease. What this means is that h… Shawn Dyer needs your support for Help Dennis Stay in Memory Care
gofund.me
August 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"I wasn't looking at a bad design, I was just looking at a first draft." What? Are you kidding? If this was a first draft by an architect, I would absolutely not trust that architect to do anything ever. Why did this guy put two closets in the entryway in his redo? I don't trust him either.
AI Designed This House... And It's Weird
YouTube video by Design Intent
youtu.be
August 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Moonlight Peaks is like if Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing had a goth baby.
August 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"They do not want to become the person who holds another adult's life together. They want a partner who already knows how to care for himself; a man who has friends, basic life skills, control over his emotions & sense of duty. Women do not want men who use marriage as answer to their loneliness."
Men Admit They’re Angry Women No Longer Want to Be Wives
YouTube video by Get going with Maryjane N
youtu.be
July 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
There's a movie coming out this year called "One Night Only" and the only description I can find about it is two people fall in love on the one night of the year when single people can have sex, but what I really need is an explanation for why this is a thing? Because single people have sex a lot.
July 22, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The result of generations of conditioning is that these things are so normalized and it's so fucked up.
Voice memo guy, Obsession and the refusal to let women say no
YouTube video by Bryony Claire
youtu.be
July 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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#PWPoetryPrompt: Write a poem about a bird that you think of as a companion. Try addressing the bird directly in your poem. #FromTheArchive: at.pw.org/Owls
July 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I don't dislike all Christopher Nolan films but I do believe Christopher Nolan is perhaps the most overrated director. Even the movies of his that I like are just like, yeah it was good but not great. I barely think about it. The Batmans were his best work. This is, presumably, a super hot take.
July 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
July 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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JUST SPOKE WITH MY FRIEND MITCH MCCONNELL, COOP. 20 WHOLE MINUTES. HE SAYS HE’S CHAINED TO A FIREY WHEEL OF THORNS BEING FLAYED BY A RAT DEMON WHO SPITS BURNING SAND. HORRIFYING.
July 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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I tire of visual metaphors and yearn for literal and final imagery
July 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
So all customer service is just AI now. Cool. Very helpful. Love how easy it is to communicate with a fucking machine.
July 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think we might be living in a simulation.
July 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM