*at the penis clinic in Thailand getting a penis tapering* give me the Dunce Hat

Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”

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you gotta watch this show Common Side Effects, it’s three episodes in, Adult Swim, stream it on Max. by a Scavengers Reign co-creator. don’t look up what it’s about just fucking put it on. okay Mike Judge is a producer and voices an evil CEO as basically venture capitalist Hank Hill. just go go go

Fuck yeah look at this thing

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

lmfao

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

my favorite CIA fact that puts many of its early/deranged activities (e.g. MK Ultra, agents putting psychedelics in each other's coffee cups) in important context is that it was formed only in 1947. it was less than 20 years old when JFK was killed, younger than homeland security is today

Mushrooms but they scream when they release spores. That's pretty neat I think