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[ laying in front of a fan — that of which was blowing directly into their open chassis .
they weren’t overheating or anything ! it looks like they were just doing this because it felt nice .

which . judging by their face . . . they’re absolutely having the time of their life . ]
July 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
aah ! wh --

[ perking their antennae up with surprise at such excitement from the other ! wiggling their tail around when they pressed noses . ]

uh , of course i would ? ! pfft ! what reason would i have /not/ to take you ?
i'd schedule with you , my liege ! hehehee !

[ small nuzzle -- ]
[immediately shooting up with perked ears!!]

a date??!! a date?? you'd really take me on a date, 75?!

[seems like everything else goes past their head as they excitedly press their wiggling nose to the robot's!]

please do!! i would love to go!
bwuugh -- what are you doing , my liege ! !
i'm sorry , i uh . didn't . they didn't allow me to . but , maybe next time i'm here , i'll sneak some food out for you ! they had some really good hot dogs !

[ looking away . very strong , minty , coolant-like smell coming from their chassis !

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July 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
bwuugh -- what are you doing , my liege ! !
i'm sorry , i uh . didn't . they didn't allow me to . but , maybe next time i'm here , i'll sneak some food out for you ! they had some really good hot dogs !

[ looking away . very strong , minty , coolant-like smell coming from their chassis !

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[tail wagging around! sniffing all over their chassis.]

wow! it smells so good. did you bring anything home?

[sniff sniff sniff sniff. SHNNNNNNFFFF.]
[ when they thought they were alone . . . they flopped onto a cushiony surface . . . until scripter bumped into them ! then they jumped like a scaredy cat . ]

AGH -- ! !
. . . um . yes ! i went to a diner earlier ! i had a bunch of minty treats there !

[ it was like a coolant smell . ]
July 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
[ when they thought they were alone . . . they flopped onto a cushiony surface . . . until scripter bumped into them ! then they jumped like a scaredy cat . ]

AGH -- ! !
. . . um . yes ! i went to a diner earlier ! i had a bunch of minty treats there !

[ it was like a coolant smell . ]
[sniff sniff sniff sniff like a bloodhound... all the way up into bumping into 75!]

you smell really minty! did ya eat something fresh??
[ they're scrambling back to scripter's room !

. . . they smell of fresh mint . a very , very strong fresh mint smell . ]
July 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
[ they're scrambling back to scripter's room !

. . . they smell of fresh mint . a very , very strong fresh mint smell . ]
July 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
[ they stepped back when 'n7 finally stood up . the intimidation has certainly struck them , alright . ]

. . . HAH ! now why would i want to lay a single /inch/ of my ass on that worthless , stupid , worn-out bench ? ! i have no use for it ! you , however . . .

[ looking at him from

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[scowling again, soon standing right up. he's trying to intimidate them now, but he's not making any moves to actually hurt them.]

startin' to sound like you just want this bench all to yourself. because if you're picking on me THIS damn bad, that's gotta be the reason.

WHY do you actually care ++
i care because . . . er . well , you're right . i have no reason to care about you . but -- i do ! so , you should still be grateful i'm giving you my time of day ! . . . or , uh . night .

[ keeping their arms crossed , looking at the man from the down up ! . . . scowl . ]

nope ! i'm

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July 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i care because . . . er . well , you're right . i have no reason to care about you . but -- i do ! so , you should still be grateful i'm giving you my time of day ! . . . or , uh . night .

[ keeping their arms crossed , looking at the man from the down up ! . . . scowl . ]

nope ! i'm

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why should you care, eh? mosquitoes never bothered me any way. i'm sleepin' here because it's comfortable. hear that? C-O-M-F-O-R...
y'get the jist.

[still trying to get comfy. peeking at them from under the bar and blinking a few times.]

uh. you one of my bots?
WHAT ? !
my voice is not /grating/ ! if anyone has the /grating/ voice , it's yours !

[ crossing their arms ! tapping their foot grumpily against the sidewalk . ]

i woke you up because i was concerned as to why you were sleeping out here of all places !
i know your stupid , robloxian body

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July 7, 2026 at 8:41 AM
WHAT ? !
my voice is not /grating/ ! if anyone has the /grating/ voice , it's yours !

[ crossing their arms ! tapping their foot grumpily against the sidewalk . ]

i woke you up because i was concerned as to why you were sleeping out here of all places !
i know your stupid , robloxian body

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ugh, what a grating voice. what, am i loitering? because i don't care.

[using the gui to shield his eyes like an eyemask.]
hey . you .

[ snapping their fingers in an attempt to wake up . how very rude ! ]

wake up ! !
July 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
hey . you .

[ snapping their fingers in an attempt to wake up . how very rude ! ]

wake up ! !
[dozing off on a bench...]
July 7, 2026 at 8:04 AM
[ they're wandering around outside ! trying to find something to do . . .

they hate being alone at times like this ! ]
July 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
[ they’re sneaking towards the HQ’s cabinet to snatch some crackers for themselves .

they most definitely did not ask . ]
July 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
[ they flinched as the tinge of blood that was flicked from her blade , gazing at the crimson that landed on the ground they stood for a moment to exactly /process/ the situation . then , raising their gaze back up to their sister when they got their footing . ]

and what ? what do /you/

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[normally, that'd grant a response. simply a shake of her head followed. she wasn't trying to be sneaky... as she soon drew her sword, flicking blood onto the ground. a warning, silent, as she soon sheathed the rapier again.

solid eyes stared directly at them. scathing, almost disappointed.]
[ the sound of the step got on their radar , albeit obviously delayed .
turning their head harshly at their sister . their expression hinted at pain due to her unrecognizability . but . even so , they knew that this other bot was her . they'd recognize that signal from anywhere . ]

pfft .

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July 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i think . i need some compliments .
July 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
[ laying completely upside down in their sleep , their right foot kicking their right ear cuff . . . they at least /seem/ comfortable ? ]
July 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
[ they're curled up in a tightly-kept millipede curl . ]
July 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
[ they froze a tad as if their mind had come to a realization , though having that lack of motion be short-lived , as they soon leaned whatever they could towards scripter . ]

hah . . . that's funny .
you would've never caught me like this in the past , nor like . . . ever ! if you told me

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think of it this way. you're scary when the moment calls for it... but when you're all snug as you are now? hehe... you're as sweet as pie...

[pressing his head against their cheek now, closing their eyes as he wrapped an arm around their shoulders. a softer tone, lovestruck.]

at least to me.
what ! even after you said i’m your “big scary guardian” ? !
>_<;;

[ they laughed shortly after , a little wiggle was seen at the back of the plushie pile that still covered them !
they lazed a tad as scripter held their face , expression slowly beginning to soften the longer they gazed at

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June 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
[ the sound of the step got on their radar , albeit obviously delayed .
turning their head harshly at their sister . their expression hinted at pain due to her unrecognizability . but . even so , they knew that this other bot was her . they'd recognize that signal from anywhere . ]

pfft .

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June 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
. . . . ( 💧 )

[ antennae twitch . slight grimace . . . ]
June 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
what ! even after you said i’m your “big scary guardian” ? !
>_<;;

[ they laughed shortly after , a little wiggle was seen at the back of the plushie pile that still covered them !
they lazed a tad as scripter held their face , expression slowly beginning to soften the longer they gazed at

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yeah! it is you!

[they giggled, now holding their face as they nuzzled them over and over.]

you're still cute to me, though! i'm sorry... but it's just true!!~ my biscuit...

[stopping just to look at them. big silly smile on their snout.]
that just makes me a special case then ! my physical design is just so good to where i don't have to rely on shapes for my intimidation factor !

[ with their noses pressed against each other , 75 initiated a little nuzzle ! nuzzle nuzzle . ]

mhm ! mhm , mhm ! yep ! that's me ! ! ^ _ ^
June 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
that just makes me a special case then ! my physical design is just so good to where i don't have to rely on shapes for my intimidation factor !

[ with their noses pressed against each other , 75 initiated a little nuzzle ! nuzzle nuzzle . ]

mhm ! mhm , mhm ! yep ! that's me ! ! ^ _ ^
round and circular? i think a scary robot would be triangular.

[they snickered, now laying in a way to mimic them, nose-to-nose. tail swishing around like a playful cat.]

but it's okay. you're still my big scary guardian even if you're not triangular!
w-well . . . yeah . i do suppose talking is so much more c00ler than my spikes , huh ?
-- h-hey ! whaddya mean " really cute " ? nothing's cute about my face ! in fact , i'm certain i've got the most fiercest , intimidating facial structure a robot can have !

[ a tiny huff with the boop . ]
June 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
w-well . . . yeah . i do suppose talking is so much more c00ler than my spikes , huh ?
-- h-hey ! whaddya mean " really cute " ? nothing's cute about my face ! in fact , i'm certain i've got the most fiercest , intimidating facial structure a robot can have !

[ a tiny huff with the boop . ]
[pressing their noses together.]

well your tail is cool and all, but your head is cooler! it's so awesome because it can talk and be really cute!
yeah , it isn’t . . . hah . . .

[ their face was smooth to the touch ! except for that one portion of space on their forehead that was slightly dented and all scratchy feeling . . . overall , very nice feel ! ]

i personally think my tail is c00ler ! ‘cuz it’s got like . spikes ‘n stuff .
June 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
yeah , it isn’t . . . hah . . .

[ their face was smooth to the touch ! except for that one portion of space on their forehead that was slightly dented and all scratchy feeling . . . overall , very nice feel ! ]

i personally think my tail is c00ler ! ‘cuz it’s got like . spikes ‘n stuff .
looking for your tail! seems that isn't your tail.

[sticking his tongue out, before flopping on his side next to them with a WUMP. playing with their visible head like a cat would with a yarn ball.]

this is just as good, though!
oh ! do you . . . want my tail ?

[ they smiled a tad as their face was squished around by the jerboa ! squish squish . . . squishy bot ! ]

pff — h-hey ! what’re you doing , my liege ? ( //// )
June 26, 2026 at 5:50 AM
oh ! do you . . . want my tail ?

[ they smiled a tad as their face was squished around by the jerboa ! squish squish . . . squishy bot ! ]

pff — h-hey ! what’re you doing , my liege ? ( //// )
[paw resting on their face... feeling it around.]

oh... that's not your tail! hehehe.

[squish squish. smuuuuush.]
[ from where the tail once was . . . their face popped out ! looking up at scripter as he was patting across the plushie pile !

wagging their tail underneath . . . ]
June 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
[ from where the tail once was . . . their face popped out ! looking up at scripter as he was patting across the plushie pile !

wagging their tail underneath . . . ]
[trying to find it again! pat pat pat around...]
[ and . . . schwoop ! their tail immediately retreated into the pile of plushies ! ]
June 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
[ and . . . schwoop ! their tail immediately retreated into the pile of plushies ! ]
June 26, 2026 at 5:02 AM