laulukaskas
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Elizabeth Holmes is not merely the rightful President For Life of the United States. She is not merely the human embodiment of the American kokutai. She is the living incarnation of the Roman goddess Fraus, whose domain is treachery and fraud. All shall kneel before her ineffective products and weep
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"So a dog walks into a bar, an-"
Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is??
X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew.
Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is??
X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew.
Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
June 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-"
Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is??
X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew.
Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is??
X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew.
Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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people claim to love and believe in prison abolition until they have to face what that means for handling an actual case of someone having done something wrong in real life to a real person. then its time for fucking Discipline and Punish
October 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
people claim to love and believe in prison abolition until they have to face what that means for handling an actual case of someone having done something wrong in real life to a real person. then its time for fucking Discipline and Punish
*wokely* your body my choice
October 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
*wokely* your body my choice
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what a funny revealing classist remark. he should go do a job where he spends all his time around young women instead of being alone in his apartment talking about video games because then poor people would be affected instead of me
October 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what a funny revealing classist remark. he should go do a job where he spends all his time around young women instead of being alone in his apartment talking about video games because then poor people would be affected instead of me
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Saying you can threaten trans people with camps? That’s fine.
Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame?
Verboten, you’re suspended.
Fuck this platform.
Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame?
Verboten, you’re suspended.
Fuck this platform.
October 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Saying you can threaten trans people with camps? That’s fine.
Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame?
Verboten, you’re suspended.
Fuck this platform.
Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame?
Verboten, you’re suspended.
Fuck this platform.
it's incredibly funny how half of Europe at one point claimed to be the heirs of Rome, and yet the true heirs of Rome were the Arab caliphates which never once claimed the honor
October 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
it's incredibly funny how half of Europe at one point claimed to be the heirs of Rome, and yet the true heirs of Rome were the Arab caliphates which never once claimed the honor
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A long and very interesting thread going into some of the technical details of how Muse works. Spoilers: it's trivially easy to make a Muse VM run arbitrary code, and once you do this is a vector to "steal" inference off Meta for free.
neuromatch.social/@jonny/11736...
neuromatch.social/@jonny/11736...
jonny (nonvenomous) (@[email protected])
Content warning: on our bozonic markdown apocalypse, blog-length long, taking muse seriously as an AI agent rather than a surveillance nightmare
neuromatch.social
October 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
A long and very interesting thread going into some of the technical details of how Muse works. Spoilers: it's trivially easy to make a Muse VM run arbitrary code, and once you do this is a vector to "steal" inference off Meta for free.
neuromatch.social/@jonny/11736...
neuromatch.social/@jonny/11736...
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Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
Did he just say Why is no longer employed at Bluesky?
September 30, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now.
He got away, and they never relocated him.
He got away, and they never relocated him.
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
Nurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds
www.newsweek.com
October 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now.
He got away, and they never relocated him.
He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Pablo Picasso out here dropping lines that would obliterate y’all if it were a sleazy dyke saying them
September 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Pablo Picasso out here dropping lines that would obliterate y’all if it were a sleazy dyke saying them
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Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
September 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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September 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
doesn't matter! whether or not AI is conscious or smart or not has no bearing on its epistemological authority. the effectiveness of vaccination is based in empirical scientific studies, not the abstract idea of thought. it could be Data from Star Trek and I'd still ask for its sources
rfk jr says "AI" backs his ant-vaccine views. we checked-- it doesn't back anything. there is no inherent truth value to any generated text because it was not assembled through a conscious process. the phenomenon of generated text being accurate is irrelevant because it is fundamentally coincidental
September 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
doesn't matter! whether or not AI is conscious or smart or not has no bearing on its epistemological authority. the effectiveness of vaccination is based in empirical scientific studies, not the abstract idea of thought. it could be Data from Star Trek and I'd still ask for its sources
we are now in the "our false flag attempt failed and some of us came up with a plausible cover story about fuel smuggling for damage control but not everybody was on the same page so the media has to run with it being both a terror plot and fuel smuggling somehow" stage, which is a new one
we are at the "widely beloved proletarian international affairs commentator laulukaskas predicts imminent war 13 hours before news of the most obvious false flag anyone's ever fumbled broke" stage of war preparations, which is a real stage that happens all the time
September 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
we are now in the "our false flag attempt failed and some of us came up with a plausible cover story about fuel smuggling for damage control but not everybody was on the same page so the media has to run with it being both a terror plot and fuel smuggling somehow" stage, which is a new one
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the defining games story of the last decade is when the dead cells team got a bunch of positive press for being a workers co-op but then the game was a huge hit and so they made a private company for all the new employees to scale up into while the “co-op” remained about ten people large lol
September 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
the defining games story of the last decade is when the dead cells team got a bunch of positive press for being a workers co-op but then the game was a huge hit and so they made a private company for all the new employees to scale up into while the “co-op” remained about ten people large lol
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he's trying his best to give us free wifi
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
he's trying his best to give us free wifi
I think its such a fucking Adam Curtis type farce my "white girl in a cheongsam" line isn't made up. In the early tens the entire national cable news ecosystem ganged up on a high schooler for wearing a cheongsam to prom. Wall to wall coverage for a week. There was almost no pretense to it
it used to be you'd get recommended absolute jams (eg youtu.be/2E02ZT9WpCs ) but now my assumption is any claim of a song from Nigeria in the 70s or 80s is that its fake rather than cult. actual barbaric cultural appropriation but theres no white girl in a cheongsam to harass so nobody cares
Tony Igiettemo - Baby You Can Do It
YouTube video by Presch Media GmbH
youtu.be
September 30, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I think its such a fucking Adam Curtis type farce my "white girl in a cheongsam" line isn't made up. In the early tens the entire national cable news ecosystem ganged up on a high schooler for wearing a cheongsam to prom. Wall to wall coverage for a week. There was almost no pretense to it
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on a genuinely respectful note I think a lot of the fear of handing off more of our taste to automated systems is all the systems mentioned have been gamed to death. If you accidentally watch one right-wing-adjacent YouTube video that is all it will recommend for weeks, etc
September 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
on a genuinely respectful note I think a lot of the fear of handing off more of our taste to automated systems is all the systems mentioned have been gamed to death. If you accidentally watch one right-wing-adjacent YouTube video that is all it will recommend for weeks, etc
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lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
they're all different facets of lowtax. one is resentfully mysogynistic. one keeps well-actuallying while actually being incredibly wrong. one is dumb as bricks. it's like his soul was shattered and each shard reincarnated into a different bay area bottom feeder and they all found each other again.
September 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
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He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
September 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.
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I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
I'm just so tired of living through historical financial crises
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes.
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should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
September 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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