crème de la grem
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play with me or i’ll break your arm
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crème de la grem
@acidgarbage.bsky.social
· Jun 28
the elves in lord of the rings live in riverdale?
i match my weed intake to the current state of interest rates
October 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
i match my weed intake to the current state of interest rates
buttchug? i haven’t heard that term since 2006
October 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
buttchug? i haven’t heard that term since 2006
just more bullshit from Big Baby
October 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
just more bullshit from Big Baby
🎶your body’s a jungle gym
October 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
🎶your body’s a jungle gym
next studio album “perpendicular perpetrator”
October 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
next studio album “perpendicular perpetrator”
oh boy!! i think i’m one of them lizard people
October 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
oh boy!! i think i’m one of them lizard people
goth donald trump
October 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
goth donald trump
what if your legal name had an asterisk
October 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
what if your legal name had an asterisk
“i’m the full package and by that i mean i’m half the package”
September 29, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“i’m the full package and by that i mean i’m half the package”
when i tell you i was disappointed in the music box rocky horror shadow cast experience… :/ fuck dude it’s just not the same and it actually ALSO wasn’t the same the LAST time i saw it in a theatre of that size 13 years ago, so i guess that gives me a LITTLE hope, like maybe it’s still good at tiny
September 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
when i tell you i was disappointed in the music box rocky horror shadow cast experience… :/ fuck dude it’s just not the same and it actually ALSO wasn’t the same the LAST time i saw it in a theatre of that size 13 years ago, so i guess that gives me a LITTLE hope, like maybe it’s still good at tiny
somebody else’s sack
September 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
somebody else’s sack
finger lickin in a 5 star restaurant
September 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
finger lickin in a 5 star restaurant
pepper hates a man in uniform. hexe hates every man
September 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
pepper hates a man in uniform. hexe hates every man
a comedy club called yuck yucks
September 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
a comedy club called yuck yucks
pinky swears hold up in canadian court
September 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
pinky swears hold up in canadian court
i’m a real life baby wife
September 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i’m a real life baby wife
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don’t be fooled, gumby supports genocide
September 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
don’t be fooled, gumby supports genocide
money for nothing, chickems for free
September 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
money for nothing, chickems for free
i’m addicted to quitting addictions
September 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
i’m addicted to quitting addictions
dire straits and thin lizzy are the same band to me
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
dire straits and thin lizzy are the same band to me
michael bu-blaze it
September 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
michael bu-blaze it
NINAS COMING BACK TO CHICAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHOCAGI NINAS COMING BACK TO CHICAGONINAS COMING BACJ TO CHICAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHOXAGO BINAS COMING BACK TO CHCIAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHAOAVI
September 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
NINAS COMING BACK TO CHICAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHOCAGI NINAS COMING BACK TO CHICAGONINAS COMING BACJ TO CHICAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHOXAGO BINAS COMING BACK TO CHCIAGO NINAS COMING BACK TO CHAOAVI
gen alpha should bring back potpourri
September 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
gen alpha should bring back potpourri
9/11 can rent a car
September 16, 2026 at 5:59 AM
9/11 can rent a car
“last night i had a dream that i got really high and i was driving and i couldn’t see anything and was really scared and i realized my lights weren’t on. and when i tried to turn them on i realized i was in the passenger seat and no one was in the driver seat”
“sounds like you bought a tesla”
“sounds like you bought a tesla”
September 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
“last night i had a dream that i got really high and i was driving and i couldn’t see anything and was really scared and i realized my lights weren’t on. and when i tried to turn them on i realized i was in the passenger seat and no one was in the driver seat”
“sounds like you bought a tesla”
“sounds like you bought a tesla”