foxy moron
@actuallycerulean.bsky.social
Meet me at the record store
30 | he/they | bi | NSFW
📍PNW
IG: fatnsaucy
30 | he/they | bi | NSFW
📍PNW
IG: fatnsaucy
If you or a loved one have been persuaded by the bass, you may be entitled to compensation
September 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you or a loved one have been persuaded by the bass, you may be entitled to compensation
Foldable phones feel like the technological advancement of, say, a PalmPilot
September 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Foldable phones feel like the technological advancement of, say, a PalmPilot
Our delivery driver this morning was a real life Boomhauer
September 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Our delivery driver this morning was a real life Boomhauer
Yes, the rumors are true. It is my birthday today!
September 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Yes, the rumors are true. It is my birthday today!
Dolly 😭 my one regret in life is not seeing her when I had the chance. In 2016 she played the ShoWare center (not even Key Arena lol). Tickets were available for a while but I waited too long and it sold out.
Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
How about this? Best concerts that you ALMOST got to see but DIDN’T.
Include reasons if you like:
Rolling Stones (play rehearsal)
Johnny Cash (I dallied)
R.E.M. (play performance)
Nirvana (canceled, college declined to pay requested $500 appearance fee)
Include reasons if you like:
Rolling Stones (play rehearsal)
Johnny Cash (I dallied)
R.E.M. (play performance)
Nirvana (canceled, college declined to pay requested $500 appearance fee)
August 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Dolly 😭 my one regret in life is not seeing her when I had the chance. In 2016 she played the ShoWare center (not even Key Arena lol). Tickets were available for a while but I waited too long and it sold out.
Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
In my day you could tell by a man’s carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on
August 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
In my day you could tell by a man’s carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on
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i hope she knew how beloved she was
fuck 2026
fuck 2026
August 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i hope she knew how beloved she was
fuck 2026
fuck 2026
When will this dry spell end?!? (He says thankful tonight’s plans got cancelled)
August 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
When will this dry spell end?!? (He says thankful tonight’s plans got cancelled)
August 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The Tinashe singles, however, ARE hitting
August 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The Tinashe singles, however, ARE hitting
Idk singles just aren’t hitting for me this year. The Madonna, Charli and Olivia singles didn’t do anything for me until I heard them with the album
August 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Idk singles just aren’t hitting for me this year. The Madonna, Charli and Olivia singles didn’t do anything for me until I heard them with the album
A little creepy, country and fab
August 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A little creepy, country and fab
Leaving the coffee shop and the barista says “have a fat… fantastic day!” Thank you diva!
August 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Leaving the coffee shop and the barista says “have a fat… fantastic day!” Thank you diva!
Post your lock screen
August 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Post your lock screen
As someone who loves imperfect for you, petal is very sonically pleasing
July 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
As someone who loves imperfect for you, petal is very sonically pleasing
In true Seattle fashion, it was beautiful yesterday and today it’s thundering and lightning. Missed you crazy girl
July 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
In true Seattle fashion, it was beautiful yesterday and today it’s thundering and lightning. Missed you crazy girl
What’s gayer than being at a Hilary Duff concert? The trough urinals in the bathroom
July 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
What’s gayer than being at a Hilary Duff concert? The trough urinals in the bathroom
I did NOT miss Seattle traffic
July 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I did NOT miss Seattle traffic
So we now carry bath & body works for some reason and someone labeled all the backstock boxes bbw…
July 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
So we now carry bath & body works for some reason and someone labeled all the backstock boxes bbw…
Committing a walk of shame (leaving the restaurant with hot honey stains on my shirt)
July 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Committing a walk of shame (leaving the restaurant with hot honey stains on my shirt)
My phone camera said that’s enough dick pics and decided to stop working?
July 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My phone camera said that’s enough dick pics and decided to stop working?
I was thinking Sabrina still feels slightly out of place on bring your love and then it hit me that it would have been the perfect Gaga collab 😭
July 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I was thinking Sabrina still feels slightly out of place on bring your love and then it hit me that it would have been the perfect Gaga collab 😭
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donna summer patron saint of horny
July 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
donna summer patron saint of horny