Adam Macqueen
@adammacqueen.bsky.social
Private Eye hack and Page 94 podcaster. Author of the 🏳️🌈Tommy Wildeblood thriller series , and ghost stories: https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/author/B0034N6PK4
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Adam Macqueen
@adammacqueen.bsky.social
· Apr 11
🎺 NEW BOOK! 🎺
Coming this October, my first full-length ghost novella, Hobbe's Folly.
Coming this October, my first full-length ghost novella, Hobbe's Folly.
Impressed, slightly intimidated and after a few drinks, probably trying to shag me.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Impressed, slightly intimidated and after a few drinks, probably trying to shag me.
Police believe the thieves were actually after copies of HOBBE’S FOLLY, the sensational and hotly-anticipated ghost story to be released in just a few week’s time. “Oh well, this one will do for loo paper and keeping the table legs steady while we wait”, a gang member told me exclusively.
September 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Police believe the thieves were actually after copies of HOBBE’S FOLLY, the sensational and hotly-anticipated ghost story to be released in just a few week’s time. “Oh well, this one will do for loo paper and keeping the table legs steady while we wait”, a gang member told me exclusively.
Have just remembered last night's dream, that the apocalypse had actually happened (thanks Channel 4), and everyone was going "and Lisa Nandy's done NOTHING about it."
September 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Have just remembered last night's dream, that the apocalypse had actually happened (thanks Channel 4), and everyone was going "and Lisa Nandy's done NOTHING about it."
This is in the next Tommy Wildeblood book - the practice was cited as *fact* by the senior police officer in charge of the investigation into the brutal murders of several gay men in the late 1980s.
Forget the Epstein Files, I want full disclosure on this
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Gerbil: Inside Hollywood’s Most Unkillable Rumor
What’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word ‘gerbil’? And why has the salacious urban legend — perhaps the first viral meme — burrowed so deeply into our … collective subconscious? A ne...
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September 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This is in the next Tommy Wildeblood book - the practice was cited as *fact* by the senior police officer in charge of the investigation into the brutal murders of several gay men in the late 1980s.
so, Mackleless then.
September 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
so, Mackleless then.
Corn, however, proved not sacrifice enough.
September 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Corn, however, proved not sacrifice enough.
“Accident-prone”.
September 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
“Accident-prone”.
If anyone‘s interested, today’s also the anniversary of the very first Big Issue being published. The tenth birthday celebrations we spent ages organising in 2001 went really well, thanks.
September 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If anyone‘s interested, today’s also the anniversary of the very first Big Issue being published. The tenth birthday celebrations we spent ages organising in 2001 went really well, thanks.
Adding to the 1066 discourse by pointing out that in your actual Hastings, Norman Road is the one with the chi-chi restaurants, galleries and arts cinema on it, and Saxon Street is the one where they took away the phone box because of the guy selling heroin from it.
September 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Adding to the 1066 discourse by pointing out that in your actual Hastings, Norman Road is the one with the chi-chi restaurants, galleries and arts cinema on it, and Saxon Street is the one where they took away the phone box because of the guy selling heroin from it.
I quite like them being called "London's Metropolitan Police". It makes them sound like they're a bit well-groomed and louche, doused in Tom Ford, wear their uniforms better than those grunts in the other forces.
Breaking news: London's Metropolitan Police has expanded an investigation into the financing of Reform UK after an undercover TV sting operation that alleged the rightwing populist party sought illegal funding from overseas ft.trib.al/b7F4Acf
September 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I quite like them being called "London's Metropolitan Police". It makes them sound like they're a bit well-groomed and louche, doused in Tom Ford, wear their uniforms better than those grunts in the other forces.
Reposted by Adam Macqueen
That Reform oyster bar sting in full
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
September 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
That Reform oyster bar sting in full
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
Reposted by Adam Macqueen
Reform conference shock
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
September 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Reform conference shock
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
Husband, trying to remember the name of the US reality spin-off where it's a woman choosing male suitors: "The Bitchelor?"
September 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Husband, trying to remember the name of the US reality spin-off where it's a woman choosing male suitors: "The Bitchelor?"
This is one of many, many reasons I will always love The Sugarcubes.
September 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
This is one of many, many reasons I will always love The Sugarcubes.
Please please please can we have a moratorium on the phrase "breaks his silence"? It's been five days, two of which he was in custody for. He's hardly June and Jennifer Gibbons.
September 2, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Please please please can we have a moratorium on the phrase "breaks his silence"? It's been five days, two of which he was in custody for. He's hardly June and Jennifer Gibbons.
They ran this headline for Bradley Walsh too.
'Come in No. 15. Dr Who launches another sexy assistant'. Daily Express (1st September 1979)
September 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
They ran this headline for Bradley Walsh too.
Standards Commissioner took the chance to have a nice holiday and is returning to work absolutely full of beans and ready to go.
This morning the website of Parliament’s standards commissioner has been updated to confirm that his investigation is no longer suspended
Nigel Farage has won Clacton by-election, which was boycotted by other major Westminster parties
The contest was triggered when the Reform UK leader resigned as an MP while under investigation for £5m gift he didn't declare
Now he’s been re-elected, that parliamentary investigation will resume
The contest was triggered when the Reform UK leader resigned as an MP while under investigation for £5m gift he didn't declare
Now he’s been re-elected, that parliamentary investigation will resume
August 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Standards Commissioner took the chance to have a nice holiday and is returning to work absolutely full of beans and ready to go.
Regret to say I will not be able to attend work today as Essex Police have informed me there is a credible threat of me looking very silly. I think this result speaks for itself.
August 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Regret to say I will not be able to attend work today as Essex Police have informed me there is a credible threat of me looking very silly. I think this result speaks for itself.
Genuinely searing indictment of the state of our media that I had to go all the way to the local press to find the traditional photo of A-level students unbound by gravity - 1/2
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world/o...
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world/o...
Oxford is top destination for Brighton College leavers after A Level results
See the latest news from Your World at https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world
www.sussexexpress.co.uk
August 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Genuinely searing indictment of the state of our media that I had to go all the way to the local press to find the traditional photo of A-level students unbound by gravity - 1/2
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world/o...
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world/o...
I wonder what Jeremy Clarkson got in his A levels?
August 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I wonder what Jeremy Clarkson got in his A levels?
Sun’s got a scorching scoop this morning, an interview with the assistant floor manager on a show that finished 20 years ago.
August 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Sun’s got a scorching scoop this morning, an interview with the assistant floor manager on a show that finished 20 years ago.
HA HA Mr so-called SUN tonight we get our REVENGE on you for making it so hot for so long, how you like it when you got the MOON IN FRONT OF YOU, EH??? Bitch it's the only time anyone even looks at you
August 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
HA HA Mr so-called SUN tonight we get our REVENGE on you for making it so hot for so long, how you like it when you got the MOON IN FRONT OF YOU, EH??? Bitch it's the only time anyone even looks at you
From our new hipster studio. There were vinyls. It was weird.
🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW
This week: ENTIRELY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
The team discuss the Conservatives’ new policy on convicted Neo-Nazis (pro), the AI data centres hoovering up power and water, and the extraordinary story of Professor Jason Arday.
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvPM...
This week: ENTIRELY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
The team discuss the Conservatives’ new policy on convicted Neo-Nazis (pro), the AI data centres hoovering up power and water, and the extraordinary story of Professor Jason Arday.
Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvPM...
August 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
From our new hipster studio. There were vinyls. It was weird.