Prepping for yet another session of Impossible Landscapes. #HaveYouSeenIt #DeltaGreen #arcdreampublishing
October 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Prepping for yet another session of Impossible Landscapes. #HaveYouSeenIt #DeltaGreen #arcdreampublishing
This is why you don't keep the box of lethal injections on the same shelf as the box of injections.
October 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This is why you don't keep the box of lethal injections on the same shelf as the box of injections.
Australian athlete Joanna Wietrzyk publicly apologized Thursday for continuing a race after experiencing an involuntary bowel movement during competition. Wow! All I had to do was replace my office chair.
September 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Australian athlete Joanna Wietrzyk publicly apologized Thursday for continuing a race after experiencing an involuntary bowel movement during competition. Wow! All I had to do was replace my office chair.
Having diarrhea so bad that farting is a major danger is a horrific time to have unmedicated ADHD.
September 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Having diarrhea so bad that farting is a major danger is a horrific time to have unmedicated ADHD.
President Trump to sign Executive Order renaming the United States of America to America America of America.
September 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
President Trump to sign Executive Order renaming the United States of America to America America of America.
I propose my office make the restrooms unisex and designate one for pooping and one for peeing. I shouldn't have to smell what I just smelled just to piss.
September 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I propose my office make the restrooms unisex and designate one for pooping and one for peeing. I shouldn't have to smell what I just smelled just to piss.
All COLA raises should be calculated using the price of Arby's Classic Beef 'n Cheddar.
September 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
All COLA raises should be calculated using the price of Arby's Classic Beef 'n Cheddar.
I'm not sure why Scott and White decided to put infectious disease right next to ENT but I don't like it.
September 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I'm not sure why Scott and White decided to put infectious disease right next to ENT but I don't like it.
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Here's hoping that the "deaths come in threes" curse applies to Home Alone 2 this year.
August 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Here's hoping that the "deaths come in threes" curse applies to Home Alone 2 this year.
We're going to need a taller coffin.
August 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We're going to need a taller coffin.
New tattoo. Now you have no excuse for talking into my bad ear.
August 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
New tattoo. Now you have no excuse for talking into my bad ear.
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I am completely moved in. Going to spend the rest of my life unpacking. Daisy and Sophie have no idea what is going on and don't seem happy with this change.
July 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I am completely moved in. Going to spend the rest of my life unpacking. Daisy and Sophie have no idea what is going on and don't seem happy with this change.
Anyone who is opposed to the government testing service members for testosterone deficiency needs to read a history book to remind themselves why they called the invasion of Normandy T-Day.
July 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Anyone who is opposed to the government testing service members for testosterone deficiency needs to read a history book to remind themselves why they called the invasion of Normandy T-Day.
I thought Baja Blast killed 99% of germs.
July 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I thought Baja Blast killed 99% of germs.
Going to be a home owner again on Tuesday.
July 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Going to be a home owner again on Tuesday.
Defense Secretary Hegseth announced that troops with low testosterone levels will be offered voluntary hormone replacement therapy. No word yet on whether the DOD will issue them Affliction T-shirts and Axe body spray or whether they will have to use their clothing allowance to purchase their own.
July 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Defense Secretary Hegseth announced that troops with low testosterone levels will be offered voluntary hormone replacement therapy. No word yet on whether the DOD will issue them Affliction T-shirts and Axe body spray or whether they will have to use their clothing allowance to purchase their own.
Mitch McConnell's office says he is continuing to improve despite reports that he is brain dead, which in my opinion is more of an improvement.
July 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Mitch McConnell's office says he is continuing to improve despite reports that he is brain dead, which in my opinion is more of an improvement.
I definitely don't need anyone to buy me a housewarming gift but if you do here is an idea for you.
This Robot Toilet Comes to You When You Need to Go (It's Absurdly Expensive, Though)
A Chinese accessibility company designed a robot toilet that finds you when you need to use it, then cleans itself when you're done.
www.vice.com
July 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I definitely don't need anyone to buy me a housewarming gift but if you do here is an idea for you.
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🇺🇸 As we approach the 250th Anniversary of the USA, I'm posting this video so we NEVER forget what Trump's Patriots did on J6.
Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results.
Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results.
July 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
🇺🇸 As we approach the 250th Anniversary of the USA, I'm posting this video so we NEVER forget what Trump's Patriots did on J6.
Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results.
Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results.
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Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
June 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
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Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis.
Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.
So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.
1/ Here it is - in one🧵
Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.
So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.
1/ Here it is - in one🧵
June 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis.
Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.
So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.
1/ Here it is - in one🧵
Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.
So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.
1/ Here it is - in one🧵