ashley
@aescas.bsky.social
aka Canadian Ashley
she/her · HMJ · 🧶 · 🩷💜💙 · 🍐take pear
she/her · HMJ · 🧶 · 🩷💜💙 · 🍐take pear
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$2,019.99 RAISED TODAY!!!!!!!!! IM IN AWE AND CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL DAY ONE OF ZORACHELLA ❤️
September 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
$2,019.99 RAISED TODAY!!!!!!!!! IM IN AWE AND CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL DAY ONE OF ZORACHELLA ❤️
marked safe from dying on the Oregon Trail
September 26, 2026 at 6:06 AM
marked safe from dying on the Oregon Trail
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September 25, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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WE LOVE OUR MUD WE LOVE OUR CARLY @potcake216.bsky.social
September 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
WE LOVE OUR MUD WE LOVE OUR CARLY @potcake216.bsky.social
maybe a new eyelash curler would fix me
September 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
maybe a new eyelash curler would fix me
current mood: whatever was going on in this photo that PJ took after stealing my phone
September 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
current mood: whatever was going on in this photo that PJ took after stealing my phone
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Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
September 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
we are having the Actual Worst Time Ever with PJ's behaviour while he starts kindergarten and I'm so tired
September 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
we are having the Actual Worst Time Ever with PJ's behaviour while he starts kindergarten and I'm so tired
marinate me in kewpie deep-roasted sesame before you cremate me
September 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
marinate me in kewpie deep-roasted sesame before you cremate me
a two and a half week early birthday party for a girl
September 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
a two and a half week early birthday party for a girl
anxiety and hyperfixation are baaad today, someone put me through a play-doh extruder
September 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
anxiety and hyperfixation are baaad today, someone put me through a play-doh extruder
September 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
uh oh a lotr yarn themed collection is dropping and I'm scream I can't decide what I want!!! I think I want to make a striped sweater???
September 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
uh oh a lotr yarn themed collection is dropping and I'm scream I can't decide what I want!!! I think I want to make a striped sweater???
ooooou it's a good mail daaaay
September 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ooooou it's a good mail daaaay
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bussy blasting all aboard the fuck train divas to the front!! lady gaga sends love from the future justin oh shit well justicep anovwba
September 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
bussy blasting all aboard the fuck train divas to the front!! lady gaga sends love from the future justin oh shit well justicep anovwba
PJ made a friend!!! a kid from the French immersion class next door to his class!!! they played on the playground after school!!! and I was brave and made small talk with the friend's mum!!!
September 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
PJ made a friend!!! a kid from the French immersion class next door to his class!!! they played on the playground after school!!! and I was brave and made small talk with the friend's mum!!!
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so the thing ab streams...is that they're so back...
that's right employees, your return to the office is 9/29 and you MUST bring your govt mandated piss bucket because we're playing silent hill townfall!!!!
new spooky fun incoming, thank you for attending the state of the union ⋆˚꩜｡
that's right employees, your return to the office is 9/29 and you MUST bring your govt mandated piss bucket because we're playing silent hill townfall!!!!
new spooky fun incoming, thank you for attending the state of the union ⋆˚꩜｡
September 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
so the thing ab streams...is that they're so back...
that's right employees, your return to the office is 9/29 and you MUST bring your govt mandated piss bucket because we're playing silent hill townfall!!!!
new spooky fun incoming, thank you for attending the state of the union ⋆˚꩜｡
that's right employees, your return to the office is 9/29 and you MUST bring your govt mandated piss bucket because we're playing silent hill townfall!!!!
new spooky fun incoming, thank you for attending the state of the union ⋆˚꩜｡
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Bob Mackie Forever!
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bob Mackie Forever!
at my in-laws' for dinner and a nephew is here and he said "butter is good... just like God is good"
my dude what does that MEAN
my dude what does that MEAN
September 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
at my in-laws' for dinner and a nephew is here and he said "butter is good... just like God is good"
my dude what does that MEAN
my dude what does that MEAN
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The tainthounds of Bluesky are swarming
September 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The tainthounds of Bluesky are swarming
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“gay nerd”
September 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“gay nerd”
