Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
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Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
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Ohh, très bien! Stewie! I found Rupert!
October 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Ohh, très bien! Stewie! I found Rupert!
Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity.
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity.
So they were mad because they claimed the illegal aliens were "eatin' the dogs." And now, the FBI agents are fcking the cows, but they're okay with that? What fresh hell are we living in? 💀🫠
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
So they were mad because they claimed the illegal aliens were "eatin' the dogs." And now, the FBI agents are fcking the cows, but they're okay with that? What fresh hell are we living in? 💀🫠
Hey Nova Scotia! You have a VIP flying over right now! Go out and wave. Although I doubt he'll see ya' from the beverage cart.
September 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Hey Nova Scotia! You have a VIP flying over right now! Go out and wave. Although I doubt he'll see ya' from the beverage cart.
I wonder when Trump is going to tell the real truth? Y’all know McDonald’s is named after him. He doesn’t shout that from the rooftops as their mascot is a clown. “Stupid is as stupid does, sir! 🫡
September 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I wonder when Trump is going to tell the real truth? Y’all know McDonald’s is named after him. He doesn’t shout that from the rooftops as their mascot is a clown. “Stupid is as stupid does, sir! 🫡
Lordy Lordy! If you haven't had a chance to watch James Talarico's interview on Kimmel's YouTube page, do that now!!!! P.S. Ima need one of those pens. You know, the "This pen is not Ken Paxton's" one? Nailed it!
youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
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September 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Lordy Lordy! If you haven't had a chance to watch James Talarico's interview on Kimmel's YouTube page, do that now!!!! P.S. Ima need one of those pens. You know, the "This pen is not Ken Paxton's" one? Nailed it!
youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
Ever have a jewelry box with a bunch of tiny necklace chains in it that need to be separated? That's how I feel about trying to remove myself from @google. Been using them for decades. Accounts & links are like a tree trunk. It's going to be a while before I can clean myself of them. I'm trying!
September 1, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Ever have a jewelry box with a bunch of tiny necklace chains in it that need to be separated? That's how I feel about trying to remove myself from @google. Been using them for decades. Accounts & links are like a tree trunk. It's going to be a while before I can clean myself of them. I'm trying!
"Just like stopping Iran." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Senile Grampa is on the keyboard again 😮 ... 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝗺!
August 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Just like stopping Iran." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These things happen in threes. I’m devastated for Dolly. If there’s anyone up there listening, do us right. If you’re going to take one of the nicest, sweetest people this planet has ever seen, please do us a favor and also take one of the worst, most disgusting buffoons on the planet. 
August 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
These things happen in threes. I’m devastated for Dolly. If there’s anyone up there listening, do us right. If you’re going to take one of the nicest, sweetest people this planet has ever seen, please do us a favor and also take one of the worst, most disgusting buffoons on the planet. 
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
August 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
If I had known Mikel Merino would go viral for doing the Donny Dance in front of Donny himself, I would’ve gotten my new jersey with him on it. Still glad I got Declan though.
July 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
If I had known Mikel Merino would go viral for doing the Donny Dance in front of Donny himself, I would’ve gotten my new jersey with him on it. Still glad I got Declan though.
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Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂
July 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂
Keep an eye out! That motherfucker will pocket one of those medals! 😡
July 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Keep an eye out! That motherfucker will pocket one of those medals! 😡
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'Always blowing himself up': Trump mocked as Wile E. Coyote by MS NOW's Jen Psaki #RawStory
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'Always blowing himself up': Trump mocked as Wile E. Coyote by MS NOW's Jen Psaki
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July 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
'Always blowing himself up': Trump mocked as Wile E. Coyote by MS NOW's Jen Psaki #RawStory
"Alright. If we can't overturn this score, all World Cup teams must leave America ASAP! No more matches will be played on our beautiful land! Thank you for your attention to this matter." --Donald J. Trump (Probably)
July 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"Alright. If we can't overturn this score, all World Cup teams must leave America ASAP! No more matches will be played on our beautiful land! Thank you for your attention to this matter." --Donald J. Trump (Probably)
Prediction: When the US exits the competition, the Orange Turd will try to have the score overturned. When that doesn’t happen, he will snatch up the US welcome mat for the rest of the Cup and will decree no more matches on US soil. #TrumpLoser
July 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Prediction: When the US exits the competition, the Orange Turd will try to have the score overturned. When that doesn’t happen, he will snatch up the US welcome mat for the rest of the Cup and will decree no more matches on US soil. #TrumpLoser
Telemundo picked the worst location for their pre-match Mexico/Ecuador show. The lights behind them constantly flashing. If you’re prone to seizures, I would highly discourage watching them.
July 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Telemundo picked the worst location for their pre-match Mexico/Ecuador show. The lights behind them constantly flashing. If you’re prone to seizures, I would highly discourage watching them.
Watching these slow-ass workers putting up the scaffolding makes me understand why this was named the "Center for the Performing Arts." Nary an award shall be presented tonight.
June 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Watching these slow-ass workers putting up the scaffolding makes me understand why this was named the "Center for the Performing Arts." Nary an award shall be presented tonight.
I bet the VP gets the Wordle in one guess today.
May 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I bet the VP gets the Wordle in one guess today.
One f*ck if by land, two f*cks if by sea! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
May 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
One f*ck if by land, two f*cks if by sea! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Please don’t repost this. It’s a terrible picture of our current president. His hair is disheveled and he isn’t even wearing his Sunkist™️ makeup. It would be a shame for more people to laugh at this poor man.
The MAGA cult claims they want to Make America Great AGAIN.
My question is when do they think was the last time America was actually great?
Still waiting for an answer... 🤔
My question is when do they think was the last time America was actually great?
Still waiting for an answer... 🤔
May 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Please don’t repost this. It’s a terrible picture of our current president. His hair is disheveled and he isn’t even wearing his Sunkist™️ makeup. It would be a shame for more people to laugh at this poor man.