Sam 🦇🧛♂️
@afoolishsamurai.bsky.social
@drummerfromfife.bsky.social I watched coyote vs acme. my review of it is that it's a good movie. i can't ask for more from it because it was never meant to be what i really wanted it to be.
September 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
@drummerfromfife.bsky.social I watched coyote vs acme. my review of it is that it's a good movie. i can't ask for more from it because it was never meant to be what i really wanted it to be.
A fascinating philosophical pondering from @macmarshii.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
A fascinating philosophical pondering from @macmarshii.bsky.social
Apparently there's some people im VERY close to who have some feelings about me and @macmarshii.bsky.social s relationship.
They know who they are. If you're reading this. Know that I've never wanted less to do with you. And I'm honestly considering if I even want you at our wedding now.
They know who they are. If you're reading this. Know that I've never wanted less to do with you. And I'm honestly considering if I even want you at our wedding now.
August 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Apparently there's some people im VERY close to who have some feelings about me and @macmarshii.bsky.social s relationship.
They know who they are. If you're reading this. Know that I've never wanted less to do with you. And I'm honestly considering if I even want you at our wedding now.
They know who they are. If you're reading this. Know that I've never wanted less to do with you. And I'm honestly considering if I even want you at our wedding now.
Well. It's been a minute since i've been here. how are y'all doing?
July 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Well. It's been a minute since i've been here. how are y'all doing?
after scrolling so far down on @drummerfromfife.bsky.social s page i have decided that he's won. i cannot go back and like every one of those posts. i'm now electing in to a "I'll like it when i see it" model. i'll scroll bluesky and leave a like any time a see a friend but i can't like all of them.
June 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
after scrolling so far down on @drummerfromfife.bsky.social s page i have decided that he's won. i cannot go back and like every one of those posts. i'm now electing in to a "I'll like it when i see it" model. i'll scroll bluesky and leave a like any time a see a friend but i can't like all of them.
my ass was so bored at work it thought of this and said "oh yeah, this is gonna go viral"
June 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
my ass was so bored at work it thought of this and said "oh yeah, this is gonna go viral"
You're all welcome for the 200 notifications, it will happen again
June 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You're all welcome for the 200 notifications, it will happen again
They're making me work on the first day of pride. I'll be pressing charges for hate crimes
June 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
They're making me work on the first day of pride. I'll be pressing charges for hate crimes
Y'all didn't think you were rid of me yet, did you
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May 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Y'all didn't think you were rid of me yet, did you
What's up my skibidi gamers? is everyone 6 7? 😎
May 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
What's up my skibidi gamers? is everyone 6 7? 😎
Happy may day everyone! Remember to do something to say fuck capitalism today!
May 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Happy may day everyone! Remember to do something to say fuck capitalism today!
@drummerfromfife.bsky.social I'm pretty sure you alone have a 10% affect on the battery life of my smartwatch lol from the notifications. But also you give me something to read during lunch break so it's a fair trade
April 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
@drummerfromfife.bsky.social I'm pretty sure you alone have a 10% affect on the battery life of my smartwatch lol from the notifications. But also you give me something to read during lunch break so it's a fair trade
I've peaked at watch face design, I'll never make another one better than this.
April 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I've peaked at watch face design, I'll never make another one better than this.
First day at my new job 🥳🥳🥳 it's very exciting so far!
April 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
First day at my new job 🥳🥳🥳 it's very exciting so far!
a trope that i hates specifically in movies: villain makes a fake sad backstory then reveals it as fake later.
because how DARE you have the villain lie to us and SHOW us the backstory. ONLY TO MAKE ME DOUBT THE EVIDENCE OF MY EYES AND EARS.
because how DARE you have the villain lie to us and SHOW us the backstory. ONLY TO MAKE ME DOUBT THE EVIDENCE OF MY EYES AND EARS.
April 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
a trope that i hates specifically in movies: villain makes a fake sad backstory then reveals it as fake later.
because how DARE you have the villain lie to us and SHOW us the backstory. ONLY TO MAKE ME DOUBT THE EVIDENCE OF MY EYES AND EARS.
because how DARE you have the villain lie to us and SHOW us the backstory. ONLY TO MAKE ME DOUBT THE EVIDENCE OF MY EYES AND EARS.
Moots - send me your energy, I need it to recover from a grave illness(sinus infection) or i will surely die(be sad)
April 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Moots - send me your energy, I need it to recover from a grave illness(sinus infection) or i will surely die(be sad)
Yo add mere to that most
List, i hate ai
List, i hate ai
April 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Yo add mere to that most
List, i hate ai
List, i hate ai
Idk what this means
March 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Idk what this means
Sam is on vacation right now, I'll be your substitute sam. Can someone catch me up to date on the homework your regular sam assigned you?
March 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Sam is on vacation right now, I'll be your substitute sam. Can someone catch me up to date on the homework your regular sam assigned you?
Being on 2 weeks notice before leaving a job is fun, I get to just tell my boss no to things now
March 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Being on 2 weeks notice before leaving a job is fun, I get to just tell my boss no to things now
The amount you can know and understand what I'm talking about is directly correlated to how woke you are.
March 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The amount you can know and understand what I'm talking about is directly correlated to how woke you are.
Shout out to my 2 oomfs who use this app more than any of my other oomfs, you know who you are.
March 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Shout out to my 2 oomfs who use this app more than any of my other oomfs, you know who you are.
I've once again managed to lose my wallet inside my own house, as of yet still haven't found it and I'm losing my mind
March 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I've once again managed to lose my wallet inside my own house, as of yet still haven't found it and I'm losing my mind
It is I the like demon who likes 10 bazillion of your posts at once muahahaha
March 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
It is I the like demon who likes 10 bazillion of your posts at once muahahaha
:3
:3
March 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
:3